are there words of wisdom you live by?

[Ninjabowler]

My old bosses thoughts on a mother daughter combo....

" Alright, ill take the cow and you take the calf "

 

[Ninjabowler]

My old bosses thoughts on really skinny girls...

" Take it easy in the bedroom or that one ill give ya bone slivers "

 

[elsonofdizzy]

"Don't start anything you don't plan on continuing." my granny.

"Don't shit and step back in it." my pops.

 

[mamahippy]

gosh all you guys are great. a whole lot of wise sayings! we have a pretty smart group here!

 

[Ninjabowler]

My old bosses thoughts on girls with nice butts walking by......
" You better watchout, you could develop lock jaw on that and drag to death "

 

[Timmahh]

You don't Tug on Superman's Cape, you don't piss into the wind, you don't pull the mask off the ole lone ranger, and you don't fuck around with Slim.

 

[Timmahh]

if you must fight, it does not really matter if you win or lose, so long as the opponent KNOWs they were in a fight. (I E, Dont Stop )

 

[buckaroo bonzai]

if you don't understand the lie....you can't possibly comprehend the truth--- me

 

[bloodytrichomes]

smoke michigan grown buds

 

[Ninjabowler]

smoke michigan grown buds

Somtimes true lol

 

[Ninjabowler]

My old bosses thoughts on how to meet girls at the bar....

" Hey there good lookin, whatcha doin tonight, wanna play hump me dump me? "

 

[Dr. Bob]

Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit. Wisdom is understanding it still doesn't belong in fruit salad..

Something I was sent on facebook today. Good words to live by.
Dr. Bob

 

[buckaroo bonzai]

"Furthermore, Subhuti, in the practice of compassion and charity a disciple should be detached. That is to say, he should practice compassion and charity without regard to appearances, without regard to form, without regard to sound, smell, taste, touch, or any quality of any kind. Subhuti, this is how the disciple should practice compassion and charity. Why? Because practicing compassion and charity without attachment is the way to reaching the Highest Perfect Wisdom, it is the way to becoming a living Buddha."
---diamond sutra---

 

[oldesthippy]

Wow dude that is so deep i need to smoke on it lol

"Furthermore, Subhuti, in the practice of compassion and charity a disciple should be detached. That is to say, he should practice compassion and charity without regard to appearances, without regard to form, without regard to sound, smell, taste, touch, or any quality of any kind. Subhuti, this is how the disciple should practice compassion and charity. Why? Because practicing compassion and charity without attachment is the way to reaching the Highest Perfect Wisdom, it is the way to becoming a living Buddha."
---diamond sutra---

 

[buckaroo bonzai]

>>---->

The practice of compassion begins at home.

We have our parents, our children, and our brothers and sisters, who perhaps irritate us the most, and we begin our practice of loving-kindness and compassion with them. Then gradually we extend our compassion out into our greater community, our country, neighbouring countries, the world, and finally to all sentient beings equally without exception.
Extending compassion in this way makes it evident that it is not very easy to instantly have compassion for "all sentient beings." Theoretically it may be comfortable to have compassion for "all sentient beings," but through our practice we realize that "all sentient beings" is a collection of individuals. When we actually try to generate compassion for each and every individual, it becomes much more challenging.

--->>But if we cannot work with one individual, then how can we work with all sentient beings?



--->>Therefore it is important for us to reflect more practically, to work with compassion for individuals and then extend that compassion further.
Dilgo Khyentse Rinpoche, Trainings in Compassion



Never refuse to do a kindness unless the act would work great injury to yourself, and never refuse to take a drink- under any circumstances.
- Mark Twain's Notebook

 

[Metasynth]

"Be excellent to each other...And...Party on, dudes!"

--Bill & Ted

 

[buckaroo bonzai]

^^^++rep!







One of his students asked Buddha, "Are you the messiah?"
"No", answered Buddha.
"Then are you a healer?"
"No", Buddha replied.
"Then are you a teacher?" the student persisted.
"No, I am not a teacher."
"Then what are you?" asked the student, exasperated.


"I am awake", Buddha replied.



“We humans have always sought to increase our personal energy in the only manner we have known, by seeking to psychologically steal it from the others--an unconscious competition that underlies all human conflict in the world.”
― James Redfield, The Celestine Prophecy

 

[JeromeT]

I used to work at the Psychiatric Hospital in Kalamazoo. An old patient taught me this:
"I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy."

 

[JeromeT]

"Today I will do what others won't so tomorrow I can accomplish what others can't." Jerry Rice

 

[Always Learning New Stuff]

Life is tough, its even tougher when your stupid.

You can credit that to the late great John Wayne who came from a lost time when men were really men, and they weren't affraid to speak their actual thoughts.