gladstoned
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What did the banana say to the vibrator?
What the fuck you shaking for? She's gonna eat me!!
What the fuck you shaking for? She's gonna eat me!!
are there words of wisdom you live by?
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gladstoned
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...if the world didn't suck, we'd all fall off.
buckaroo bonzai
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I live by this one......
"crunch it up"
oh ...
"and good fences make good neighbors" Ben Franklin
........i think he was growing erbs wen he wrote that one-
"crunch it up"
oh ...
"and good fences make good neighbors" Ben Franklin
........i think he was growing erbs wen he wrote that one-
Huel Perkins
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Snitches get stitches....
gladstoned
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G's up, hoes down.
If that bitch can't swim, she's bound to drizzown.
If that bitch can't swim, she's bound to drizzown.
buckaroo bonzai
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I keep my toast buttered on both sides-
"Your imagination is your preview of life's coming attractions." ~ Albert Einstein
"Be more concerned with your character than with your reputation. Your character is what you really are, while your reputation is merely what others think you are." ~ John Wooden
"Your imagination is your preview of life's coming attractions." ~ Albert Einstein
"Be more concerned with your character than with your reputation. Your character is what you really are, while your reputation is merely what others think you are." ~ John Wooden
"...and Ill keep on rollin along with the Grace from the Lord above."
buckaroo bonzai
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The law is a sort of hocus-pocus science that smiles in your face while it picks your pocket.
-- H.L. Mencken
I don't want a Lawyer to tell me what I cannot do; I hire him to tell me how to do what I want to do.
-- J.P. Morgan
It is better to be a mouse in a cat's mouth than a man in a lawyer's hands.
Spanish Proverb
oldesthippy
Active Member
damn those are good imfao
The law is a sort of hocus-pocus science that smiles in your face while it picks your pocket.
-- H.L. Mencken
I don't want a Lawyer to tell me what I cannot do; I hire him to tell me how to do what I want to do.
-- J.P. Morgan
It is better to be a mouse in a cat's mouth than a man in a lawyer's hands.
Spanish Proverb
Ninjabowler
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My old bosses thoughts on a womans vajayjay...
" Go talk to her already, that things too high to eat grass, shes gotta feed it somthing!! "
" Go talk to her already, that things too high to eat grass, shes gotta feed it somthing!! "
buckaroo bonzai
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^^^^^^I am standing here beside myself.......LMFAO
Ninjabowler
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My old bosses thoughts on how i looked after i got done doing anything hard...
" Whats the matter with you? You look like you were tryin to fuck a snake in a rockpile "
" Whats the matter with you? You look like you were tryin to fuck a snake in a rockpile "
Ninjabowler
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Ok, this one kinda dirty.
My old bosses thoughts on having sex with your woman...
" Fuck er till she stinks, and then fuck er for stinkin!! "
My old bosses thoughts on having sex with your woman...
" Fuck er till she stinks, and then fuck er for stinkin!! "
oldesthippy
Active Member
ya kinda dirty dude
jmo[
QUOTE=Ninjabowler;8754151]Ok, this one kinda dirty.
My old bosses thoughts on having sex with your woman...
" Fuck er till she stinks, and then fuck er for stinkin!! "[/QUOTE]
jmo[
QUOTE=Ninjabowler;8754151]Ok, this one kinda dirty.My old bosses thoughts on having sex with your woman...
" Fuck er till she stinks, and then fuck er for stinkin!! "
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buckaroo bonzai
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^^^^^gotta love Hindus ......namaste' !!
Boss: Where were u born?
Sardar: India
Boss: ok, which part?
Sardar: what do you mean by ’which part’? ... my Whole body was born in India
serious quote: "Be Here Now"---ram dass---
Boss: Where were u born?
Sardar: India
Boss: ok, which part?
Sardar: what do you mean by ’which part’? ... my Whole body was born in India
serious quote: "Be Here Now"---ram dass---
Ninjabowler
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My old bosses thoughts on me...
" Ya, this guy works for me, i think hed make a better squirrel though, every time i take him out hes always tryin to put his nuts in a hole. "
" Ya, this guy works for me, i think hed make a better squirrel though, every time i take him out hes always tryin to put his nuts in a hole. "
Ninjabowler
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My old bosses thoughts on girls with bad teeth....
" Dont mess with that one, shes smilin at you with a black and decker pecker wrecker "
" Dont mess with that one, shes smilin at you with a black and decker pecker wrecker "