Brown Weed explained

CBDGUY

Member
To Bigby and LockedOutOfHeaven

A few points I have to make.

1; I said in the post that this was at least 10 years back, which puts it into 2003 and earlier. Dunno if you are old enough to remember brown weed or the "influx" of foreigners, but it began much earlier than you think. I was one of those people and I arrived before 2000.

2; I posted this for people who remember Brown Weed and always wondered what it was. Google it and you'll find years old posts where wiseguys speak of their bollocks pretending they know. Only people who sold it know and then those whom they told know.

3; Skunk and pretty much everything illegal was in short supply every festival season, especially during Glastonbury and Reading festivals. At least in the circles I was involved in it was the case. I never was a drug abuser, so it didn't bother me and I am thankful for the shortage, because it lead me to Brown Weed. The perfect social smoke for chilled-out people with IQ over the mark of dumb.

4; We never got Fckd by our dealer. The few of us have willingly bought the first bag from him. He was an old bloke from Camden who was also a friend of ours. He told us and showed us so we knew fully well what it was. The truth is we liked it and we may have been responsible for popularizing it.

5; Grow up. Ganja is to be enjoyed. If you want to get fucked out of your socks, do chemicals and die. Obviously you have no idea about cannabis if you think brown weed is shit. Turning cannabis into super-potent semi-natural plant didn't do its reputation and its legal status any favors. If it weren't for that, the brown "shit" may have been long decriminalized.
 

Corso312

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Brown bud is schwag ...low grade garbage...bricked ..grown on massive scale n handled,dried,trimmed poorly ...


If you grow two clones of good genetics treat one nice n bad...take the bad one n leave it wet after the chop..throw it in a garbage bag...in two days it will be brown...dunno know why but it will...had to take back a few plants some Yeats back n had it in my trunk in bag kinda wet...laid it out n it was brown...the ones hung that never got mishandle. Were great..looked green as hell.
 

Bigby

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A few points I have to make.
Why? Who's making you? Bloody meanies. Is it those ultra dodgy Eastern Europeans who escaped Russian communism just to come and get ripped off with non weed weed. They sound mega tough. The bastards! Grr!
 

Bigby

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I want to know what the mark of dumb is?

If I get it tattooed on me will it negate the Phd I hold? (intelligence is such a contrary mistress) LOL
 

CBDGUY

Member
I really hate to see this thread being put off point. Of course, the world peace doesn't depend on it, but I guess I wasn't ready for the kind of direction it took.

It was meant to be informative in that it clearly explained Brown Weed, which is a purple male cannabis plant. Clearly it was too much to hope for.

It had no foul smell, it was not wet and it sure as hell was not rotten.

Male cannabis does contain THC and other active substances, as you surely know. Only their volumes and ratios are different from those of a female plant. Talking about rotten weed only perpetuates the confusion.

I haven't smoked in years, so I apologize for my lack of sense of stoned humor.
 

Bigby

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Fair play fella - respect for that post. I'm only joking with my posts, just got a stoner humour (which gets worse when I aint got smoke, like now) and react pretty often when people claim to be revealing 'a truth' like you did. Seems like it was something you were told, the person who told you believed it - you believed him. I don't believe it - but also don't believe in 'a truth' - so we can both be right. :peace:

Oh and yeah, there is thc in male cannabis - but there is an equal amount in hemp. So that previous post wasn't actually far off the mark. :-)
 

CBDGUY

Member
I want to know what the mark of dumb is?

If I get it tattooed on me will it negate the Phd I hold? (intelligence is such a contrary mistress) LOL
No mate. In your case Phd won't make any difference no matter how hard you're holding it. lol

Oh and to your not believing me, I can only say you believe whatever you want to believe. It's a phrase thrown around a lot, but I mean it. I saw those plants, I knew the guy who grew them, cured them and sold them and I can tell the difference between a healthy plant and whatever else you think it was. I knew a lot of all kinds of people involved in a lot of crazy shit. I wasn't just another customer to be fooled. That you can also believe or not.

And now I can't stop wishing I had a stashed joint somewhere.

Thanks. (not stoned sarcasm)
 

RIKNSTEIN

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I want to know what the mark of dumb is?

If I get it tattooed on me will it negate the Phd I hold? (intelligence is such a contrary mistress) LOL
I hear ya. I have a BS, an MS, and a Phd...and all it got me was BullShit, MoreShit, Piled head deep!!!...lmfao...
 

CBDGUY

Member
One more "Oh and" from me.

I trademark all my writings, including "The perfect social smoke for chilled-out people with IQ over the mark of dumb."

It has a much deeper meaning than you think ;-)
 

CBDGUY

Member
Uhh no, not a male. It is poorly processed female plants...males have pollen sacks not buds.
This only proves how wrong my attempt at clarifying Brown Weed went, lol. I never said anything about buds ;-)

But I think I'm getting the hang of the dynamics in this forum thank to that. I'll come back one day when I'm stoned. It could take a few months or years though.
 

RIKNSTEIN

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Man totally jacked ur thread, sorry man, it's late, we're all high and every things funny, especially a story about brown weed on a (what seems to be) kush forum...We all grow something worth growing...look here's my very first grow...


003.jpg004.jpg005.jpg Lady #1 - 28 days from sprout, Indica dom strain, Blue Rhino (kush)


006 (2).jpg006.jpgoh yeah a female.JPG Lady #2 - 30 days from sprout, Sativa dom strain, Blue Rhino (more kush..lol)
 

diggindirt

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The highest I've ever been in my life was off of brown weed... that being said, some of the shittiest weed I've ever smoked was brown weed...

I think people put too much into the color of their stash and what it looks like in a bag. I believe most brown weed to have been grown in a large field, randomly seeded (no male separation) and dried in the sun in an area where care isn't really taken to ensure the best product possible. That doesn't mean it's bad pot, just a different culture, most often not a 1st world country.

Bottom line, if it's what you have access to, I'd consider it better than nothing, right?
 
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