growing and women

[MonkeyGrinder]

Hang xmas bulbs on them and say they're tomatoes?
j/k
You know I saw a picture on here a few weeks ago where someone had rigged a fan up over a bucket of liquid cleaner (like pinesol) to blow the smell goods up into the air to knock down the MJ smell. I think a bucket full of some water with Tide in it would probably work a lot better.
If you're giving them the grand tour you could also just say that's the closet where the water heater and or air conditioner return unit is located. Or utility closet.
Just a few basic ideas anyways.
If it's a whole room dedicated (lets hope it's locked) could just pass by it and say that's where you store all your uninteresting to ladies items. Power tools. Boxes of stuff. Dead hookers etc

 

[joe macclennan]

I knew a guy who had a gf for like 10 years. They had a pretty good lil op goin. She grew at her house and once a month they would transport a crop to his house and flower em there. They were able to stay perpetual this way with fairly low risk. She ended up moving in w/him and they moved it all to his house this worked for around 5 years. This poor guy worked 6 days a wk 10 hrs a day and took care of her. She never had a job and he was ok w/it.

Finally one day she flipped out and left. We attributed it to menopause (no offense ladies) Any ways she threatened to call cops on him and started blackmailing him for dope and money. He finally shut it down and moved all equipment out. This crazy bitch actually tried to sue him in small claims court to return her "half" of the grow equipment She had pictures of plants and the whole works. The suit never got off the ground tho as she could not prove that the pics and equipment had anything to do with the guy. For the next two years we would see her drive by slowly even though her new home was like 20 miles away.

crazy shit huh? it gets better.

So, recently the fire dept. was called to the crazy ladys' new house due to an accidental fire. Upon entering the residence they found over 100 mature plants. 5 firemen were admitted to the hospital w/smoke inhalation lol. I swear they took their masks off. We never have firefighters get admitted for smoke inhalation. She was arrested for the gro. but got off becuz the cops/fireman did not preserve chain of custody properly.

true story all.

 

[bcguy01]

greta story thanks REP to you..

I knew a guy who had a gf for like 10 years. They had a pretty good lil op goin. She grew at her house and once a month they would transport a crop to his house and flower em there. They were able to stay perpetual this way with fairly low risk. She ended up moving in w/him and they moved it all to his house this worked for around 5 years. This poor guy worked 6 days a wk 10 hrs a day and took care of her. She never had a job and he was ok w/it.

Finally one day she flipped out and left. We attributed it to menopause (no offense ladies) Any ways she threatened to call cops on him and started blackmailing him for dope and money. He finally shut it down and moved all equipment out. This crazy bitch actually tried to sue him in small claims court to return her "half" of the grow equipment She had pictures of plants and the whole works. The suit never got off the ground tho as she could not prove that the pics and equipment had anything to do with the guy. For the next two years we would see her drive by slowly even though her new home was like 20 miles away.

crazy shit huh? it gets better.

So, recently the fire dept. was called to the crazy ladys' new house due to an accidental fire. Upon entering the residence they found over 100 mature plants. 5 firemen were admitted to the hospital w/smoke inhalation lol. I swear they took their masks off. We never have firefighters get admitted for smoke inhalation. She was arrested for the gro. but got off becuz the cops/fireman did not preserve chain of custody properly.

true story all.

 

[bigv1976]

If the bitch cant be down with a good grow bang her at her house and bounce.

 

[Doobius1]

Get used to jerking off

 

[DMTER]

Honestly if you are big...its not worth the risk. Smaller grows sure you are fine...for the most part

I would just keep it hush...when you meet the right person they will understand, and should not be upset because you attempted to protect yourself.

I met my wife while growing and I was a huge risk taker back then....everything worked out fine...still married, three kids and what not but it was stupid for me to just bring her in and be like "check out these" just be careful I've seen it work and I have seen it go insane with people in jail....I would just date maybe get a chill pad like a studio you can set up cheaply to bring a girl back to and get to know them...

 

[hair of the dog]

If you go for a second apartment, use that for your romantic romps. Having a second place does arouse suspicion. If you have your grow in a house that you only go to to chack the plants the neighbors will figure it out and your screwed. On the other hand, if you have a second place and the only thing you do is bring girls over, the neighbors will figure that out too but that's not something you get raided for.