To all RIU ladies

captaingreenthumb

Active Member
i need to start a teach me how you like your dick sucked thread hahahaha
Guys are just too easy. The only response would be something like "with your mouth as opposed to the vacuum, but I guess if you wanted to use the vacuum..." We don't care how you do it, just do it with enthusiasm!
 

Ninjabowler

Well-Known Member
well, I'm going to go burn one myself...and come back and see if my couge ass has missed anything.


edit: oops, did I say couge again, I better be careful, I'm scaring the green furry feller.
and a fine couge ass it is ;)

actually i am very modest, :p
modest.....and hawt!!!

Oops, did i just hit on two RIU ladies in one post? Oh well the title of the thread is " To all RIU ladies " after all :):):)
 

Figong

Well-Known Member
You want the kid to come back, come one sunni no one wants to watch 2 girls 1 cup lol.

How about 1 guy 1 jar? haha
1 guy, 1 jar? Great idea... use it as cannabis food... nitrogen, phosphorus, potassium, calcium and zinc in 1 shot. *ba-dum tsssss*
 

Figong

Well-Known Member
So yea, whats the internet equivalent to those New Orleans trinkets that make women show their tits.
Anal beads tied around a persons neck that got completely drunk and passed out, posed for an embarrassing photo
 

hereshegrows

Well-Known Member
Well, I would have given Ninja some words of advice on the "eating pussy thread" but I was hoping to be the one to give him the "in the field guidance."
 

joe macclennan

Well-Known Member
Those two hawties are way outta my leauge, im just trying to satisfy lolly pops for now and i keep getting a charlie horse in my tongue :(
Once they start quivering and shaking you will forget all bout that pesky little cramp. Then you just grab her ass w/both hands and.......... well i'll let you figure that one out.
 

Figong

Well-Known Member
Once they start quivering and shaking you will forget all bout that pesky little cramp. Then you just grab her ass w/both hands and.......... well i'll let you figure that one out.
I'd say grab the ass with one, growl on the clit and fuck her with a cucumber.. but what do I know? hahaha
 
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