The Sex Talk Thread

[Flaming Pie]

Have you ever thought of becoming a sex therapist? You are wonderfull to talk to about sex and you know so much

All I know is from lots of reading and experimentation.

I have no prob showing people diagrams and giving instructions, but I wouldn't be able to be a "sit in" therapist.

I was hanging out with my cousins drunk friends a few weeks ago, and they were CERTAIN that a woman pees out of her clit. And they kept calling the clit "the dangly thing" lol wtf?

I was laughing so hard. They didn't believe me when I told them that a woman's urethra is seperate from the clit.

 

[Flaming Pie]

I said " If you are peeing out of your clit, you are either a hermaphrodite or a very small male. " lmao

 

[StickyEnigma]

Storie time. Once a point of time I lived at my ma's. She went to the beach to relax, I stayed home with my chick. Started fucking around, thought be good idea to introduce food to our sex relationship. So went the kitchen butt naked, grab a jar of peanut butter, grab some marinated my dick with it but not good enough so I dip my dick in the jar. I felt weird but like a kid in a candy store, she made a mess spreading the peanut butter all over my bed sheets and my belly/chest hair/ballz. Took a while clean up but she did good. Got done doing dirty and washing my sheets, my ma came home finally, chated for bit then walk off then as I walked off she shouted,"Bear! what happen to the jar of peanut butter.".....Fuck.

 

[joe macclennan]

Oh my is it hot in here or is it just me, i need to loosen my tie...

I had to go roll one of my master k's and take a break for a min.

 

[joe macclennan]

There are plenty of ways to make a regular man feel likes he's the king...cuz he just might be.

Are all women in canada as hot and sexy as you and sunni?

 

[Flaming Pie]

You prob coulda just made an "actual" sandwich and then wrapped it around your dick to get the peanut butter on. Then you could of made the girl eat the sandwich too.

 

[joe macclennan]

Women in the states just don't think like that.

 

[theexpress]

Come for advice, come to advise.

All sex talk is welcome!



(Talking about sex, not cybering)


I'll provide first subject.


How does one give a great blowjob?

also dont negleck da balls...

 

[StickyEnigma]

I could of but thats more time preping then fucking....

 

[Ninjabowler]

Storie time. Once a point of time I lived at my ma's. She went to the beach to relax, I stayed home with my chick. Started fucking around, thought be good idea to introduce food to our sex relationship. So went the kitchen butt naked, grab a jar of peanut butter, grab some marinated my dick with it but no good enough so I dip my dick in the jar. I felt weird but like a kid in a candy store, she made a mess spreading the peanut butter all over my bed sheets and my belly/chest hair/ballz. Took a while clean up but she did good. Got done doing dirty and washing my sheets, my ma came home finally, chated for bite then walk off then as I walked off she shouted,"Bear! what happen to the jar of peanut butter.".....Fuck.

Oh damn, what are the odds lol next time use the chocolate syrup with the squirt top lol

 

[Flaming Pie]

^^ smart man

 

[Flaming Pie]

A popsicle in the hole is exciting. Did that a few times. It melts and he licks it up.

 

[chewberto]

How did you know that...who you been talking too?

Well any girl that puts on a show...

 

[Ninjabowler]

Really?, i had no idea that was even possible...sounds like a good thing for someone who needs a little coaxing into cunnilingus heheheee

 

[chewberto]

Its all about the peace sign scissor fingers and simutaneous tongue lashings on the clit... Always in rhythm with the womens body movements.
But when he is entering with his peni, you dont be that lame chick that is unwilling let herself slip outside of her control ! That is the worst... bitch cant fuck

 

[Flaming Pie]

Really?, i had no idea that was even possible...sounds like a good thing for someone who needs a little coaxing into cunnilingus heheheee

It is possible, but you should talk it over with the lady first lol.

Don't leave it in too long, it will melt fast.

 

[Becorath]

It is possible, but you should talk it over with the lady first lol.

Don't leave it in too long, it will melt fast.

And make sure to clean up afterward. Yeast Infection can be a bad thing.


Edit: IS a bad thing.. lol

 

[chewberto]

This is something fun i used to do.
you know those The little silver wireless bullet vibrators that had remotes, I used to have my girlfriend at the time put it in her vagina or ass, and we would go shopping! I had the remote... I would wander off and stalk her while we shopped, and when i saw her next to an old lady or man i would turn it on, lol good times... an old gramma once said "miss are you alright" cause she was flailing out of shock... hahahaha I used to have more fun as a single dude!

 

[joe macclennan]

This is something fun i used to do.
you know those The little silver wireless bullet vibrators that had remotes, I used to have my girlfriend at the time put it in her vagina or ass, and we would go shopping! I had the remote... I would wander off and stalk her while we shopped, and when i saw her next to an old lady or man i would turn it on, lol good times... an old gramma once said "miss are you alright" cause she was flailing out of shock... hahahaha I used to have more fun as a single dude!

I don't even care if you made that up. That shit is funny. +rep bub

 

[chewberto]

lifeless corpse partners, that just lay there with no motion! have you ever been with them? I like to call that grapes! it feels like rape, but they are just lousy at sex, so your like "Great" guess i gotta do all the work! its not rape its Grape!