The Sex Talk Thread

[chewberto]

I don't even care if you made that up. That shit is funny. +rep bub

Real talk dude!

 

[chewberto]

Anyone else upset that some of our exes went on to do better things after we broke up...doesn't that piss you off? had a girl get a boob job after we broke up! stupid! hooters girl after? wtf? pretty sure she cheated on me that one.... another turned into a Octoberfest girl! wtf? bitch never got me a beer once!

 

[Flaming Pie]

lifeless corpse partners, that just lay there with no motion! have you ever been with them? I like to call that grapes! it feels like rape, but they are just lousy at sex, so your like "Great" guess i gotta do all the work! its not rape its Grape!

Or maybe they aren't really into it. Tired, stressed, turned off...

 

[chewberto]

Or maybe they aren't really into it. Tired, stressed, turned off...

maybe they were gay! and I'm talking about girls from the bar! they are totally normal but they just cant fuck... maybe inexperience was my best guess.

 

[Flaming Pie]

Or maybe so drunk they were ready to pass out lol

 

[StickyEnigma]

I dig listening to music while having wild sex(Ha, Oingo Boingo). I perfer on rough/hot sex nights/morning white zombie or some Robs other song like foxy foxy, education horses, etc. On romantic nights/morning...Isaac Hayes....simultaneous.

 

[chewberto]

Or maybe so drunk they were ready to pass out lol

Stop defending their sexual prowess! jk i said that like i was yelling at you in my head!

 

[StickyEnigma]

I dig listening to music while having wild sex(Ha, Oingo Boingo). I perfer on rough/hot sex nights/morning white zombie or some Robs other song like foxy foxy, education horses, etc. On romantic nights/morning...Isaac Hayes....simultaneous.

You and me ...and her....simultaneous loving babe.....two or three

 

[Flaming Pie]

suck on my chocklat salty balls.

 

[StickyEnigma]

suck on my chocklat salty balls.

2 tablespoons of cinnamon,
and 2 or 3 egg whites,
a half a stick of butter, melted.
Stick it all in a bowl baby,
stir it with a wooden spoon,
mix in a cup of flour.
You''l be in heaven soon

Say everybody have you seen my balls they're big and salty and brown.
If you ever need a quick pick me up, just stick my balls in your mouth.
Oh! Suck on my chocolate salty balls, put 'em in your mouth and suck 'em.
Suck on my chocolate salty balls, they're packed vitamins,
and good for you, so suck on balls.

 

[UncleBuck]

i think this thread climaxed and is now in a refractory period.

 

[chewberto]

ready for round 2 Buck?

 

[UncleBuck]

ready for round 2 Buck?

nah, i'm saving up for a peter north type explosion. which i specialize in.

 

[chewberto]

Ive got high five stories side by side chick swapping and everything!

 

[StickyEnigma]

Room full of guys; Dick soup, Cock salad, Brown-eye blue, and ball city.

 

[Ninjabowler]

Its cause see4 left. Girls like fuzzy things

 

[hereshegrows]

okay, I'm back...this is for real for all the ladies reading this...I've ran, did yoga, snowboard, swam ect for years and I thought i knew how to use more core, but no, I didn't. I started taking bellydance classes a few years ago and I swear, that changes a woman in ways I didn't know about. It's great for all shapes and sizes in women, not only does it teach you movements to turn your stomach into a python, those movements totally transfers to the bedroom. I'd give my man a private show in front of the fire place and he's be so hard from watching all those sensual moves and shaken those chimes. Oh yeah, see that's what I'm talken bout!

 

[Figong]

okay, I'm back...this is for real for all the ladies reading this...I've ran, did yoga, snowboard, swam ect for years and I thought i knew how to use more core, but no, I didn't. I started taking bellydance classes a few years ago and I swear, that changes a woman in ways I didn't know about. It's great for all shapes and sizes in women, not only does it teach you movements to turn your stomach into a python, those movements totally transfers to the bedroom. I'd give my man a private show in front of the fire place and he's be so hard from watching all those sensual moves and shaken those chimes. Oh yeah, see that's what I'm talken bout

Seems legit, and speaking of pythons...

 

[chewberto]

okay, I'm back...this is for real for all the ladies reading this...I've ran, did yoga, snowboard, swam ect for years and I thought i knew how to use more core, but no, I didn't. I started taking bellydance classes a few years ago and I swear, that changes a woman in ways I didn't know about. It's great for all shapes and sizes in women, not only does it teach you movements to turn your stomach into a python, those movements totally transfers to the bedroom. I'd give my man a private show in front of the fire place and he's be so hard from watching all those sensual moves and shaken those chimes. Oh yeah, see that's what I'm talken bout

The only thing wrong with this, is that I enjoy getting hard while in her mouth! Way more feeling at the beginning!

 

[hereshegrows]

The only thing wrong with this, is that I enjoy getting hard while in her mouth! Way more feeling at the beginning!

This song just came in my mind..."Every night is a different ride to a different galaxy....."