The Sex Talk Thread

[Ninjabowler]

Sounds like an experiment just begging to be conducted.

I'll let you know tomorrow. Compare results? Cool!

Are you going to tast your own cum?? Its cool if you do, i dont judge, whatever. Ive never done it, ive always wanted to try it but never had the nutz...lol i almost got some in my mouth once when i pulled out doggy style and my cock catapulted up against my stomach and jizz hit me in the cheek. That was a whoa moment. Ya dude, if your tasting it yourself or your girlfriend is tasting it for you let us know. If nothing else its a great excuse to get her to have cum in her mouth and swish it around, that would be hot

 

[Figong]

Are you going to tast your own cum?? Its cool if you do, i dont judge, whatever. Ive never done it, ive always wanted to try it but never had the nutz...lol i almost got some in my mouth once when i pulled out doggy style and my cock catapulted up against my stomach and jizz hit me in the cheek. That was a whoa moment. Ya dude, if your tasting it yourself or your girlfriend is tasting it for you let us know. If nothing else its a great excuse to get her to have cum in her mouth and swish it around, that would be hot

Here ya go ninja.. this determines what tastes your cougar will experience based on where it hits/splashes:

 

[smok3h]

Are you going to tast your own cum?? Its cool if you do, i dont judge, whatever. Ive never done it, ive always wanted to try it but never had the nutz...lol i almost got some in my mouth once when i pulled out doggy style and my cock catapulted up against my stomach and jizz hit me in the cheek. That was a whoa moment. Ya dude, if your tasting it yourself or your girlfriend is tasting it for you let us know. If nothing else its a great excuse to get her to have cum in her mouth and swish it around, that would be hot

Listen... somebody has to be the control.

 

[Ninjabowler]

Here ya go ninja.. this determines what tastes your cougar will experience based on where it hits/splashes:

What do ya think i got control over that thing when it goes off?? It has a mind of its own ill hit all those tast buds and the little punching bag hangin in the back, probably her nose and eyes too

Listen... somebody has to be the control.

this quote needs to be explained in more detail lol

 

[Figong]

Actually, you can have control.. not only where it goes, but when - google for prostate strengthening exercises, and you will one day be able to spray it like a firehose and hit her open mouth from 4ft away accurately.

 

[smok3h]

What do ya think i got control over that thing when it goes off?? It has a mind of its own ill hit all those tast buds and the little punching bag hangin in the back, probably her nose and eyes too
this quote needs to be explained in more detail lol

Like the control group in any experiment... that's what I mean.

 

[Ninjabowler]

Actually, you can have control.. not only where it goes, but when - google for prostate strengthening exercises, and you will one day be able to spray it like a firehose and hit her open mouth from 4ft away accurately.

Damn dude, i can shoot four feet no problem but to hit an open mouth at four feet! Thats skillz

Like the control group in any experiment... that's what I mean.

Ok so whos the control group? And hows the experiment going to play out? Is there going to be a food journal and bind taste tester? Are you going to try and make the cum taste bad with jalapenos and spicy mexican food in one test?

 

[Ninjabowler]

And what about the skittles?

 

[smok3h]

Damn dude, i can shoot four feet no problem but to hit an open mouth at four feet! Thats skillz

Ok so whos the control group? And hows the experiment going to play out? Is there going to be a food journal and bind taste tester? Are you going to try and make the cum taste bad with jalapenos and spicy mexican food in one test?

You're asking too many god damn questions!

 

[Figong]

And what about the skittles?

Skittles don't work, but jolly rancher candies do to some extent, only the orange and peach from previous tests I've done - cherry, not so much.. grape doesn't do shit.

 

[Ninjabowler]

You're asking too many god damn questions!

So does this mean no details? i like to live vicariously through other people and i love a good experiment in the name of science

 

[Padawanbater2]

lots of eye contact.

No no no no no!

This is something I completely disagree with!

The last thing I want when I'm getting head is oogling eyes prying for confirmation!


I want a chick who completely forgets about me and pretends the only extension of my being is my cock. A few looks up as if to say "this is fucking awesome!" will do, but don't stare! I usually don't look down and watch but if I do happen to glance down I don't want to see the girls eyes looking up as if to say "like this? Does this feel good?", like an amateur..

I want her to do what she wants because she likes doing it, not because I like the way it feels. I love it when a chick plays the dominant role when giving head! "This is MINE! Sit back, shut up and enjoy!"

I'd say 5% eye contact at specific points, in the beginning, right when the BJ starts, maybe a couple times during, then once at the end when the climax takes place. Other than that, eyes on the cock, little to no hand, try to focus on lots of tongue and do your best to avoid teeth to shaft contact. In my experience, the lips are entirely underutilized! Soft, warm, wet lips make up 50% of the blowjob! Go down as far as you can with your throat, then extend your lips and it'll give you at least another inch, I see this in porn but never in person!

WATCH PORN! See how the professionals do it and try to mimic them! That's what your boyfriend/fuck buddy saw, that's what he wants, do that!

...not that I've thought about it...

 

[smok3h]

I disagree, Padawan.

Eye contact is where it's at.

 

[UncleBuck]

I love it when a chick plays the dominant role when giving head!

eye contact IS dominance.

I'd say 5% eye contact at specific points

so only 15 seconds during a 5 minute BJ? only 30 seconds during a 10 minute BJ?

that seems kinds sparing to me. and there need not be limitations on when eye contact is made. any and all times are preferable.

 

[Ninjabowler]

Thers no right or wrong way nerds. Its love, its beautiful chaos, and as long as its shared it will always be great...ninja vanish

 

[Granny weed]

Why talk about it! Just do it you shouldn't need instructions or advice,maybe your just not getting any so talking about it makes up for it.

 

[Flaming Pie]

Right?......ok so may e not everyone loves it but holy hannah thats the best. Its like the feeling on your dick when your girlfriend cums. It gets all tight and slimy, that doesnt sound like a bad time to me or my little friend

Orrrrr when she is "safely" deepthroating, she tries to talk. Vibration city.

 

[Flaming Pie]

Actually, you can have control.. not only where it goes, but when - google for prostate strengthening exercises, and you will one day be able to spray it like a firehose and hit her open mouth from 4ft away accurately.

That sounds hot. Will totally google that for my hubby.

 

[Flaming Pie]

Other than that, eyes on the cock, little to no hand, try to focus on lots of tongue and do your best to avoid teeth to shaft contact. In my experience, the lips are entirely underutilized! Soft, warm, wet lips make up 50% of the blowjob! Go down as far as you can with your throat, then extend your lips and it'll give you at least another inch, I see this in porn but never in person!

[/QUOTE]

Woah... no hands? Are you super sensitive or something? My man LOVES it when I rub one out into my mouth at the end.

Agreed on the lip thing.

 

[Ninjabowler]

Why talk about it! Just do it you shouldn't need instructions or advice,maybe your just not getting any so talking about it makes up for it.

Trust me granny, talking about sex is bound to make better lovers out of us all. I just learned some new skills over the last couple days