so i go to drug classes every wednesday and get tested (was caught growing). i usually smoke after class and stop on saturday to give myself a few days to clear my system, has worked everytime. but this week they decided to be sneaky and test me again tomorrow. last night after class i took two hits of a blunt and this morning i got the call. the test will be 36 hours after those 2 hits, im wondering if ill be clean? maybe some pointers to help me pass from people with experience? this sucks
drug test tomorrow
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You will either pass or fail there's really not much you can do this late. About the only thing you can do is make sure you aren't accessing your fat stores so start eating. Drink a good amount, of water, and pray... I hope you'll pass too.
Welcome to RIU.
Welcome to RIU.
Water, prayer, water prayer.
The order won't matter much, but to pass both will be required.
Second: Welcome to RIU & GL
The order won't matter much, but to pass both will be required.
Second: Welcome to RIU & GL
minnesmoker
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Future advice. The System is a well hung versatile... So, when you think you're going to fuck the system, it surprises you and fucks you instead.
For now, flush-n-pray. Gallon of water, gallon of Gatorade, half a gallon of diuretic fruit juice. And, load up on B complex (color, smell,) Creatine (tests sometimes include a test for creatine metabolites,) and protein (steak and eggs breakfast) (same as creatine, add those "organics" that they look for to verify it's not dilute) to mask the dilution. The quick tests... As long as it's yellow, you can be pissing water... But, make sure it's yellow.
For now, flush-n-pray. Gallon of water, gallon of Gatorade, half a gallon of diuretic fruit juice. And, load up on B complex (color, smell,) Creatine (tests sometimes include a test for creatine metabolites,) and protein (steak and eggs breakfast) (same as creatine, add those "organics" that they look for to verify it's not dilute) to mask the dilution. The quick tests... As long as it's yellow, you can be pissing water... But, make sure it's yellow.
shrxhky420
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I got a test coming up soon too... but I'm gonna pass... I knew I was going to get tested to I was smart and just simply quit. when you know just know that you don't
good luck and don't be so smart next time
Stay high
SH420
by the way I know I was no help but I wasn't trying... just saying
good luck and don't be so smart next time
Stay high
SH420
by the way I know I was no help but I wasn't trying... just saying
cannabineer
Ursus marijanus
With enough ambition, you could make the leader board or even High Score. cn
It's probably graded on a bell curve.
shrxhky420
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Welcome to RIU
we're a bunch of sarcastic mother fkrs around here... especially the bear... sarcastic not a mother fkr...
SH420
I whacked him with enough rep - I hope he can tell we're just hackin on him.
2 posts & somewhere around 240 rep he has.
dankdalia
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man i do not miss being tested. FUCK TEXAS! well just the laws in texas really. i love texas.
I was on 4 yr probation and got tested religiously. 36 hrs? you got this. drink water. plenty of it! duh. Before the test, boil some water with fresh ginger, lemon juice, and honey. chug it. pee a little. then pee for the test. it worked for me every time, but i was also 110pounds. if you could, get a thc test and test yourself before for a peace of mind.
i wish you the best of luck and i'm sorry you have to go through this bullshit.
worst comes to worst go to a smoke shop and get a specialty drink.
I was on 4 yr probation and got tested religiously. 36 hrs? you got this. drink water. plenty of it! duh. Before the test, boil some water with fresh ginger, lemon juice, and honey. chug it. pee a little. then pee for the test. it worked for me every time, but i was also 110pounds. if you could, get a thc test and test yourself before for a peace of mind.
i wish you the best of luck and i'm sorry you have to go through this bullshit.
worst comes to worst go to a smoke shop and get a specialty drink.
thecoolman
New Member
head shops sell fake urine
joe macclennan
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cannabineer
Ursus marijanus
Yup; they're just not consecutive.
No, I think you were right the first time.
jk, jk
cnkushman420
Active Member
i used to get tested 3x a week in high school. i smoked that way for 2 and a half years. what i would do is not smoke the night before if possible then i would drink a 2 liter of water about an hour before and 32oz Gatorade and red bull on the way in. the Gatorade is for the electrolytes and the redbull is for the b12 to turn your piss yellow, you want to piss one time before you walk in it will be almost all clear and dont worry in 5 min you'll have to go again. let the first third go catch the middle and you should be fine. take a b vitamin before hand to just to make sure its no crystal. its fucking uncomfortable but i never got caught