The Sex Talk Thread

[Figong]

After I got married, my favorite place is the bed.

It was exciting when I was younger to try other places, but now it just seems like extra work. lol

Agreed, against the Liberty Bell is on my bucket list.. but I can't for the life of me figure out how I'm going to keep security off of us after the 40 second mark hits.. and that's 3 felonies in 1 shot.

 

[Indagrow]

wish i never watched porn, those girls can work it for the camera... ruined my perception of a bob Johnson

 

[joe macclennan]

next topic:

i'm about to cum. where do you want it?

(males can say where they want to put it)

Down the pipe. Duh

 

[cannabineer]

Down the pipe. Duh

which pipe? cn

 

[tyler.durden]

which pipe? cn

That's right!

 

[Padawanbater2]

The throat of course!

Although I'd imagine the vaginal canal would be equally as satisfying.

 

[Flaming Pie]

Have you ever had a sexual encounter that you regretted and why?

 

[joe macclennan]

Umm. yes. I was 17. Lets just say strong antibiotics were required

learned a very valuable lesson from it tho.

 

[Flaming Pie]

I was young, stupid and super horny. Had a random hookup with a stranger in a very remote area. Could of easily been killed. Felt horrible afterwards and invested in a good vibrator.

 

[StickyEnigma]

Can't say I had one I'll be lying but for the ones who were with me, opposite view.

 

[Padawanbater2]

Have you ever had a sexual encounter that you regretted and why?

I've got a few sexual encounters I regret not having..

 

[Ninjabowler]

Ok, time to bump this thead back to life.

Is there anything that a partner does that is rough that you enjoy while making love?

I love when a woman smacks my ass and digs her nails into my back when she orgasms. It makes me hold back until shes done. I dont like to get her close and fail and that keeps me from......failing

 

[delvite]

How does one give a great blowjob?

grab a foot garden hose n a golf ball, when you have sucked the ball from one end to the other you got the technique dialed in

 

[delvite]

Men: How do you feel about toys in the bedroom? Does it intimidate/offend/scare you?

They dont bother me, i last longer than a duracell bunny

 

[delvite]

Have you ever had a sexual encounter that you regretted and why?

no regrets just more experience for better choice in future

 

[Ninjabowler]

Head is better than skittles

 

[delvite]

Head is better than skittles

haha taste the man-blow

 

[delvite]

1. What's your favorite part of sex?



2.Which fantasy do you most wish could come true?



3.If I could only touch one part of you to turn you on, which part would it be?


4.What's the naughtiest thing you've ever done?


5.What was the first sexual thing you thought about me?


6.What's your favorite thing about sex?


7.What's your favorite place to be kissed/licked?


8.What's your favorite position?


9.What would you do to me if we were alone right now?

 

[Ninjabowler]

Yay, more questions

 

[Ninjabowler]

1. What's your favorite part of sex?



2.Which fantasy do you most wish could come true?



3.If I could only touch one part of you to turn you on, which part would it be?


4.What's the naughtiest thing you've ever done?


5.What was the first sexual thing you thought about me?


6.What's your favorite thing about sex?


7.What's your favorite place to be kissed/licked?


8.What's your favorite position?


9.What would you do to me if we were alone right now?

1. When your dripping sweat onto each other at a steady drip
2. Having sex with teacher
3. My leg but your a guy so id feel weird
4. Made a porno movie with an ex
5. I figured you were pretty good in the sac cause you arent afraid to share your thoughts openly
6. Anticipation
7. My wedding tackle
8. Her laying on her side and me on top
9. I would offer you a beer and a joint and a high five, no funny buisiness Mr.