What if I was a Budtender at your dispensary?

[Sunbiz1]

So, my second ever thread about job hunting... I need a better job in the near future, so I'm applying for jobs in Denver, and I have been sending emails out to the dispensaries that I used to go to. I just wanted to ask, what do you guys think I would be like as a bud tender? And I am going use this thread kind of as a guide to show dispensaries what to do in terms of display and customer service. (Even though the trolls will make it seem as if I am the one that shows you "what not to do") (More and better advice to come tomorrow and in the future Today is just the warm up)

If you made all of that kief, honey oil, and pressed kief...you certainly wouldn't be needing employment.

 

[ClaytonBigsby]

I am cleaning the house today, and came up with this one.... enjoy, failspammy.

 

[see4]

Im hungover, my head hurts, and im dying in laughter Clayton.

 

[Trippy Mayne]

Breaking News, local moron Finshaggy was arrested this afternoon after being spotted playing with his genitalia while observing squirels.
When asked what he was doing he responded with "Oh, I was just filling out my application to become a budtender at the Herbal Health clinic dispensary."
Is this the type of man we want touching our buds? I don't think so...
Nice try Finshaggy

Lmfao. That was the funniest shit I've read all day

 

[ClaytonBigsby]

I had to create an account just to say that this guy is the most idiotic, self centered retard I have ever came across. Ever. My hatred towards this kid is beyond what I would have imagined and half of it is because he really thought he would become a budtender. Moron

fixed that for you.

I found more pics and will make some more memes later. In the meantime, I realized he keeps asking questions in Yahoo's Q&A. He asks as "Pasha", then answers himself. While it is laughable, I do admire his effort. He thinks people will buy his t-shirts for $50?!?!?!?!?

http://answers.yahoo.com/search/search_result;_ylt=AuSN6eBH7xPffmBD8pqPMHtu.Bd.;_y lv=3?p=finshaggy&submit-go=Search+Y%21+Answers

http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20130213230057AAXIzay

[video=youtube;QK8mJJJvaes]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QK8mJJJvaes[/video]

 

[demonhaze]

Where you at buck? Was it an angry fuck with screaming and large amounts of rage? Lmao fishfaggy if I were you I'd delete my account and find I cave to live in for a year or so, because I'm pretty sure if half the people here ever met you they would stone you to death, and not in the pleasant way

 

[KushClouds420]

Finshaggy...
Get this through your mind, you will NEVER even be allowed to step foot in a Cannabis club or dispensary whatsoever.No one has the time to deal with your stupidity. I don't even understand what kind of a doctor would even THINK about giving you a MMJ card yet alone let you in their office.
And do your mom a favor shave that ridiculous looking thing you call a beard off. She's even dissapointed.

 

[ClaytonBigsby]

Finshaggyisgay, whoever you are, you know I'm all for "if ya have hate in yer heart, let it out". But, lets not get crazy. You do know you're going to be deleted in 4-3-2...

 

[demonhaze]

This kid is a poster child for why natural selection in humans should be allowed to happen js. BTW kid idk if you think any feedback is positive feedback but jobs don't like trolls either

 

[Finshaggy]

This kid is a poster child for why natural selection in humans should be allowed to happen js. BTW kid idk if you think any feedback is positive feedback but jobs don't like trolls either

I don't really work there. I just wanted to see what would happen if I said I did. I made this thread to see what would happen if I told you guys I worked at a dispensary.

 

[demonhaze]

Make a thread called "what if I hung myself" and then go do it for real douche bag

 

[ClaytonBigsby]

I don't really work there. I just wanted to see what would happen if I said I did. I made this thread to see what would happen if I told you guys I worked at a dispensary.

Well, now you know. You will be ridiculed into the ground and we will make sure you do not stay employed in a dispensary for long. Another thing you did was give us the grand idea to throw your name all over twon by giving horrible reviews to all of the dsipensaries; in your honor. So, it IS likely that someone who owns one of them will be very mad at you, and may do our bidding. Who says you cannot reach out and touch someone from long distance? I have told you for months, be careful what you wish for.

 

[demonhaze]

Grand idea! Somebody buy a tee shirt then we convince his sis to have a gang bang with us then we all jizz on her face and give her the t shirt to wipe it off, all the while video taping it. Then we send it to his address marking it Christmas memories with finshaggy I bet your mother would be proud

 

[Finshaggy]

Well, now you know. You will be ridiculed into the ground and we will make sure you do not stay employed in a dispensary for long. Another thing you did was give us the grand idea to throw your name all over twon by giving horrible reviews to all of the dsipensaries; in your honor. So, it IS likely that someone who owns one of them will be very mad at you, and may do our bidding. Who says you cannot reach out and touch someone from long distance? I have told you for months, be careful what you wish for.

OH NO!! Don't spread my name.

 

[KushXOJ]

OH NO!! Don't spread my name.

im not gonna ask you again nicely to update your grow ChinSlappy

 

[ClaytonBigsby]

OH NO!! Don't spread my name.

Just making sure everyone knows you're begging for it. We have ALL tried to help you better yourself, but at this point, it is our pleasure to help you ruin yourself.

 

[Stillbuzzin]

uncle buck's ostrich milk also makes an excellent soil additive.

Forget it Buck ,,. even you can not help Finn

 

[UncleBuck]

Forget it Buck ,,. even you can not help Finn

don't underestimate the capabilities of my ostrich milk.

you have no idea what it's capable of.

 

[greenswag]

don't underestimate the capabilities of my ostrich milk.

you have no idea what it's capable of.

I'll take a couple quarts, what's the going rate now a days? I just had the strangest flash day-dream of an infomercial for 'UncleBuck's ostrich milk'

 

[cannabineer]

don't underestimate the capabilities of my ostrich milk.

you have no idea what it's capable of.

It makes soil alive. cn