The best advice you ever got?
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Figong
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Well no, most 'girls' wouldn't.. as they're hung up on themselves and have no real sense of reality until they hit the 'woman' stage.
Figong
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plan before you plant
"Oh, so you mean that 3 32w CFLs wont provide enough light for 32 plants?"
Kodank Moment
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Best advice I ever got?
Never trust a woman.
Never trust a woman.
see4
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Ain't that the fucking truth.
minnesmoker
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"It puts the lotion on it's skin, or it gets the hose again!"
Dude was right, put the lotion on, that water is freezing! And, smells like dead fish...
Dude was right, put the lotion on, that water is freezing! And, smells like dead fish...
Kodank Moment
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You need some better friends man.
see4
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And you need better women.
Aint THAT the fucking truth...
minnesmoker
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Why, how much do your friends charge you to spray you with a hose, when you won't properly moisturize?
cannabineer
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Why oh why did my mind easily and cheerfully generate a sexual context for this remark? Well ... it did. cn
minnesmoker
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If you change the quote, I'll change the original -- I think "lubricate" instead of "moisturize" would really open up the comment, for multiple interpretations...
see4
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See, first thing that comes to my mind is India. And if I need to explain... well...
Sa11ySt0ner
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If you lie down with dogs, you'll get up with fleas...or look before you leap!
Hello Sally - welcome back ! 
Edit: No fleas here.
Edit: No fleas here.
cannabineer
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I like the subtlety of "moisturize". cn
Goodness knows I'm not getting it. So to speak. cn
joe macclennan
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Anyone can tell you what you want to hear.
A friend will know when to tell you what you need to hear.
A friend will know when to tell you what you need to hear.
Hugo Phurst
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Men, you really don't want to understand women.....women understand women, and they hate each other.
There are few problems in the world today that cannot be solved by the judicious application of high explosives.
There are few problems in the world today that cannot be solved by the judicious application of high explosives.
When men speak ill of thee, live so as nobody may believe them. - Plato