But when it changes color like that, you're squeezing too tight.That's quite the hose you got there Carne
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Carne Seca
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umm... no. That only happens in YOUR family. He's straight and has a "serious girlfriend Uncle Carne!"
Carne Seca
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Anything smaller is intimated by my dick.That's quite the hose you got there Carne
Ninjabowler
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You dont look old at all lol, you look 29I have a new stalker... and he's using my camera. I was watering the flower garden and the lawn and someone was hiding in the bushes taking pictures.
It was my nephew. He's on spring break and chomping at the bit. I told him to go take some nature shots to get used to the camera. He had something else in mind.
I didn't even hear the little shit.
Carne Seca
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Y'all keep saying that. Trust me, I'm as old as I feel.You dont look old at all lol, you look 29
MojoRison
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Wait that's not a pic of you taking a leakAnything smaller is intimated by my dick.
Edit: Damn I need glasses lol
Dr. Greenhorn
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ya man, you don't look old at all. must be that native american blood I guess
Carne Seca
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I'm only fifty you guys. LOL You make it sound like I'm 78 or something.
Dr. Greenhorn
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lolI'm only fifty you guys. LOL You make it sound like I'm 78 or something.
well you don't look 50 at all. lucky you
Figong
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Agreed, you don't look at all 50lol
well you don't look 50 at all. lucky you
Padawanbater2
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I was born when you were my age
That type of shit always fucks with my head
That type of shit always fucks with my head
Carne Seca
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It's all that clean living and exercise (not to mention good genes). My sister gets compliments all the time about not looking her age. I tell her it's all the makeup she layers on her face. She slaps the living shit out of me. I shut up.
(not to mention good genes). My sister gets compliments all the time about not looking her age. I tell her it's all the makeup she layers on her face. She slaps the living shit out of me. I shut up.
And when I was your age, . . .
What's your mom's name again ?
Well, we'll just leave it at that.
smok3h
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You think it was your nephew... but you'd be wrong.I have a new stalker... and he's using my camera. I was watering the flower garden and the lawn and someone was hiding in the bushes taking pictures.
It was my nephew. He's on spring break and chomping at the bit. I told him to go take some nature shots to get used to the camera. He had something else in mind.
I didn't even hear the little shit.
RainbowBrite86
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Oh stop. It was totally me. I couldn't help myself.
Carne Seca
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Well... he had my camera and I downloaded the pics myself soooo....You think it was your nephew... but you'd be wrong.
CN has seen pics of my nephew. The little feller is better looking than I am and he's ripped. He plays football and wrestles. Trust me, he likes the goils. It's a family joke. We sneak up on each other all the time to try and "out-indian" each other. He was using a camera instead of prickly pear cactus or a sunflower stalk spear. I'm incredibly grateful he went that route. The last thing I wanted was to pick cactus spines out of my butt or doctor a puncture wound.
LOL I'm trying to picture you hunched down behind some sage and cactus trying to get a good shot.
ummm... Sheboygan?
The better Half and I, guess where?????????
dirtsurfr
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ummm... Sheboygan?
Close I think ,is that North or South??
Figong
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The macadamia nuts and kona coffee they have/sell point to Hawaii, but couldn't tell you where specifically.
The better Half and I, guess where?????????