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[Lacy]

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O yuck !...... get a room...I just stepped in something..........
Whats that battery thingy sound I hear ? .....somebody better clean that up................


Say what?????

Battery thingy sound?

YOu is scaring me now twist>

 

[Pookiedough]

Today I realized it is really too bad they don't make a magic fuck off button.

 

[email468]

Today I realized it is really too bad they don't make a magic fuck off button.

something bad happen today pookiedough?

 

[Twistyman]

Today I realized it is really too bad they don't make a magic fuck off button.

Batteries not included....

 

[Pookiedough]

something bad happen today pookiedough?

Eh,no not bad just unplanned for iv'e been nominated to have the family cookout here today instead of at the MIL's she decided she didn't want too do it "even after planning it for 3 months" so now here I am with about 6 hours notice getting ready to feed 25 people so im disgruntled if anything.

 

[korvette1977]

Eh,no not bad just unplanned for iv'e been nominated to have the family cookout here today instead of at the MIL's she decided she didn't want too do it "even after planning it for 3 months" so now here I am with about 6 hours notice getting ready to feed 25 people so im disgruntled if anything.

Had that happen to us yesterday . The night before my girls brother and his wife say they are coming here .. Like WTF .. What if WE had plans ..... I ended up cooking a turkey, chicken and burgers and dogs ..

 

[Lacy]

Haha! Don't you just l-o-v-e in the inlaw thing????

 

[Lacy]

Oh hell. That would NEVER have flied over here.
Not in a million years.
All my family knows not to ask me to pull off 'joyous family festivities' here!!!!

25 friggin people over with 6 hours notice???? Are they insane?

I wouldv'e locked all my doors and turned the phone off.

Eh,no not bad just unplanned for iv'e been nominated to have the family cookout here today instead of at the MIL's she decided she didn't want too do it "even after planning it for 3 months" so now here I am with about 6 hours notice getting ready to feed 25 people so im disgruntled if anything.

 

[Pookiedough]

Had that happen to us yesterday . The night before my girls brother and his wife say they are coming here .. Like WTF .. What if WE had plans ..... I ended up cooking a turkey, chicken and burgers and dogs ..

Man that sucks! I hate having to run around like a beheaded chicken! Hide this,stash that,cook this,clean that...shit im so in over my head lol!Right now im debating on what to do with my outdoor lady a BC purple I can't hide her proper anywhere she stinks and my indoor closet is full of sativa so im in quite the pickle.Right now though drink coffee,gather thoughts,and wake and bake.

 

[korvette1977]

Man that sucks! I hate having to run around like a beheaded chicken! Hide this,stash that,cook this,clean that...shit im so in over my head lol!Right now im debating on what to do with my outdoor lady a BC purple I can't hide her proper anywhere she stinks and my indoor closet is full of sativa so im in quite the pickle.Right now though drink coffee,gather thoughts,and wake and bake.

Put her
in the basement. or a second bath. and say its closed (lock the door) ,In a van or truck, in the garage , a shed , If all else fails you can stick her in a corner outside and throw a black garbage bag over her ..

 

[Pookiedough]

Oh hell. That would NEVER have flied over here.
Not in a million years.
All my family knows not to ask me to pull off 'joyous family festivities' here!!!!

25 friggin people over with 6 hours notice???? Are they insane?

I wouldv'e locked all my doors and turned the phone off.

Lol my MIL hates me im almost positive she planned this,and Lacy I tried the old "im not home"trick didn't work she was on my doorstep last night at 9.30 pm knocking frantically I thought someone was injured or dead so I opened the door...im a sucker and now im paying for it.

 

[email468]

I hate to quote Nancy Reagan - but just say NO! I know it is hard but I know you ladies can say it - god knows i've heard it often enough

 

[Pookiedough]

Put her
in the basement. or a second bath. and say its closed (lock the door) ,In a van or truck, in the garage , a shed , If all else fails you can stick her in a corner outside and throw a black garbage bag over her ..

Ohhhh iv'e got it I will toss the chickens out and put her in the hen house it stays fairly comfy in there and all the kids that are coming are scared of the rooster!The chickens are going to be pissed but I will make it up to them lol! Thanks Vette I just needed some mind jiggling from an outside source im still in the worked 3rd got two hours of sleep fog.

 

[email468]

Put her
in the basement. or a second bath. and say its closed (lock the door) ,In a van or truck, in the garage , a shed , If all else fails you can stick her in a corner outside and throw a black garbage bag over her ..

are you talking about her plant or her company?

 

[korvette1977]

Ohhhh iv'e got it I will toss the chickens out and put her in the hen house it stays fairly comfy in there and all the kids that are coming are scared of the rooster!The chickens are going to be pissed but I will make it up to them lol! Thanks Vette I just needed some mind jiggling from an outside source im still in the worked 3rd got two hours of sleep fog.

Not a problem .Glad I could stir your mind .. I hope it all works out for you today ... Cheers

 

[Twistyman]

You tell people you have the shit's.....NO ONE wants to be near someone with the shits... It's all good ....not your fault for getting sick, plus someone might make you some...all good.........

 

[Pookiedough]

You tell people you have the shit's.....NO ONE wants to be near someone with the shits... It's all good ....not your fault for getting sick, plus someone might make you some...all good.........

Lol Twisty I wish I could but iv'e already used this excuse a few times,but you are right it works like a charm.

 

[jimmyspaz]

"I'd walk a million miles for one of your smiles,
My Mammy,,,"

 

[Wikidbchofthewst]

On Saturday another friend took me out for my birthday (he doesn't live near me). Took me out, took me by a pipe shop and let me pick out a piece. I got a bubbler.

Anyways, I was staring at my bubbler this morning, as me and my brother were smoking keef bowls, and I was trippin on how it looked, the colors inside the glass. I said I wonder how it's made. He said probably the same way as marbles.

So he showed me the How It's Made on youtube for marbles -- fucking awesome, I always loved marbles, they look so cool, and now I know why.

So that gave me the idea to look up glass blowing pipes. Watch this

YouTube - Operation Pipeworks: Chpt 10, "The Making of a Hammer Pipe"

or this

YouTube - Operation Pipeworks: Chapter 4, "The Making of a Spoon Pipe"

I dunno if you've ever watched that kinda stuff, but I haven't, and dude, it's fucking awesome. I'm high, and...the parts of the video where the entire screen is black and all you can see is the glowing glass...and they start adding the inside out colors, and you can't see him working, all you see is the color appearing as it heats...straight trippy

 

[Twistyman]

On Saturday another friend took me out for my birthday (he doesn't live near me). Took me out, took me by a pipe shop and let me pick out a piece. I got a bubbler.

Anyways, I was staring at my bubbler this morning, as me and my brother were smoking keef bowls, and I was trippin on how it looked, the colors inside the glass. I said I wonder how it's made. He said probably the same way as marbles.

So he showed me the How It's Made on youtube for marbles -- fucking awesome, I always loved marbles, they look so cool, and now I know why.

So that gave me the idea to look up glass blowing pipes. Watch this

YouTube - Operation Pipeworks: Chpt 10, "The Making of a Hammer Pipe"

or this

YouTube - Operation Pipeworks: Chapter 4, "The Making of a Spoon Pipe"

I dunno if you've ever watched that kinda stuff, but I haven't, and dude, it's fucking awesome. I'm high, and...the parts of the video where the entire screen is black and all you can see is the glowing glass...and they start adding the inside out colors, and you can't see him working, all you see is the color appearing as it heats...straight trippy

There's a show on discovery called How its made and they showed a glass blowing guy that put these colored ribbons into vases and stuff...Thats something I'd have loved to have learned.....O Hi Wikid......