This reminds me, years ago, I lived in a part of town considered "dangerous" by whitey. I was watching a movie with my roomies gf, and we saw a couple of Morms, or JW, knocking on people's doors, making their way towards us. We had the door open a little but because it was Summer out and we had the lights off inside you could not see in. When they got to the sidewalk out front, I screamed like someone was getting tortured. They ducked and froze in their tracks. They looked all around for a few seconds and just as they relaxed and started to stand staright again, I let out another, longer, more pained scream. They froze, and did that hands out eyes wide open, squat. As they stood their petrified, I let out another couple yells. One pleading "nooooo". They ran off. So my friend's gf was laughing hysterically, but did not want to stick around, so she went up the street to hang with a neighbor who was out in his yard planting flowers. A few minutes later four police cars showed up, and these two twits were standing back watching the whole thing. As the cops started towards my door, I stepped out and asked if they were here for me. They stopped, looked at me, and said yes. I told them what I did and pointed to my friend's gf up the street (who was watching and laughing with our neighbor), and the cops laughed and started to walk off. A little lazy afternoon laugh.