Random Jibber Jabber Thread

sunni

Administrator
Staff member
hurrry up doesnt take that long for those things i aint waitin on your ass all night bitch
 

UncleBuck

Well-Known Member
just got done with 5 hours of trimming and had another drunken 3 am epiphany.

vibrators with internet connectivity.

well, it turns out this already exists. and just when i thought i actually had an idea that could make a buck or two.

woe is me.
 

VTMi'kmaq

Well-Known Member
so do you want to play cod all night and get destroyed, cuz i like st pattys's day preegame day
dude black ops attracts assholes! true story! dont argue just agree with me and stuff! lol![video=youtube_share;SAZ1BSmAubU]http://youtu.be/SAZ1BSmAubU[/video]
by far the ugliest sumbitch ive ever seen! lmao!
 

blacksun

New Member
just got done with 5 hours of trimming and had another drunken 3 am epiphany.

vibrators with internet connectivity.

well, it turns out this already exists. and just when i thought i actually had an idea that could make a buck or two.

woe is me.


Yeah man, we've had remote controlled (over the internet) sex toys since like, the mid '90's.
 

minnesmoker

Well-Known Member
My daughter just whooped my ass in wii bowling. Twice so far. I suck. Cant even beat a 7 year old girl.
It's all in the wrist, move right, so you're lined up just outside the second dot, between it and the outside dot (reverse if you are left handed) now don't swing your arm, snap the remote forward, and twist as you release, serious hella twist. Snap and twist, you can do it sitting in a chair. Practice a while, and you'll be able to bowl a perfect game.
 

beardo

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Some ass hole at the bank closed my account and now my money is in limbo or gone, The guy was a elitist snobby ass and I should have gone with my desire to slap him but I figured that would be trouble so I kept it nice and respectful, he said he was doing me a courtesy and reversing a charge for the privilege of having a account with his bank and doing something so it would be free. Now I find out he's closing the account and I cant access my money. They say I can speak with the branch manager Monday- Thanks bank
 

kinetic

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Last nights party was good. Good sandwiches and pans of ganja brownies. Stocked bar too. It was nice to pack a bowl of mine and pass it around. I heard people asking who and whats this. As well as "ohh that tastes nice." I just smiled to myself and answered no questions. As usual I found someone to gift a few grams to before I left. Pancakes from scratch for breakfast now
 

Jimmyjonestoo

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It's all in the wrist, move right, so you're lined up just outside the second dot, between it and the outside dot (reverse if you are left handed) now don't swing your arm, snap the remote forward, and twist as you release, serious hella twist. Snap and twist, you can do it sitting in a chair. Practice a while, and you'll be able to bowl a perfect game.
In all fairness i dont care to practice. I only play to make the kids happy.
 

minnesmoker

Well-Known Member
In all fairness i dont care to practice. I only play to make the kids happy.
WHAT? Wii bowling is THE shit! I used to play at a club in Albuquerque, I was crowned the Wii Bowling Queen! (It was an alternative, private club.) It's fun to have that little flick trick up your sleeve, for when the kids get too cocky. LoL
 

see4

Well-Known Member
You guys put spin on the ball? I can bowl strikes all day long once I get the spin down... depends where Im standing.. like minnesmoker says, there is a wrist flick trick that can almost guarantee a strike... or at least no splits for an easy spare.. i fucking crush wii bowling.

now i feel like theres a bunch of you who think youre good at COD or CS .... I might have to break out the ps3 or xbox.. show you stoners whats up...
 
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