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match box

Well-Known Member
ol farmer Jones sat on a high board fence to watch the corn grow for fifty cents the corn grew so high it tickled his balls and his gun went off in his overalls.
 

neosapien

Well-Known Member
I accepted your friend request because I got tired of looking at the stupid fucking notification. But I still haven't seen said pics. If you could speed up the process of getting me said naked pics that would be great. If this was all a ruse, I'll delete you from my elite friend's list faster than you can say Tijuana donkey show.
 

shadowweed

New Member
im serious i want boobie cake i might call a bakery and request one for myself......life sized female with a big ass and big boobies
 

ultraviolet pirate

Well-Known Member
last nite, couldnt sleep, rolled up something sweet, got hungry...ate a bowl of fruity pebbles with chocolate milk. it was banging, but was a big bowl and today i have fiber overload...i fear if this continues my asshole will serve me with papers.
 
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