You know you are a stoner when...

Ganjapussy

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Really....?

Cheah Bro! I usually roll that's my thing when I'm driving. I was in a hella huge hurry and didn't have them papers, so I drop my fuckin pipe, rolled under my sit. Dude, I'm at a red fuckin light so my heads in between my knees reaching for that fucker and the car behind me Honks? So I step on the gas, lights still red-Boom! Got hit my a Toyota going 24mph. Did a 180.... We were all good, I shoved all my weed in my mouth and jumped out the car to see what was the damage... Totaled bro
 

Eclypse

Active Member
Cheah Bro! I usually roll that's my thing when I'm driving. I was in a hella huge hurry and didn't have them papers, so I drop my fuckin pipe, rolled under my sit. Dude, I'm at a red fuckin light so my heads in between my knees reaching for that fucker and the car behind me Honks? So I step on the gas, lights still red-Boom! Got hit my a Toyota going 24mph. Did a 180.... We were all good, I shoved all my weed in my mouth and jumped out the car to see what was the damage... Totaled bro
That's pretty fucking shitty man.. Glad your ok tho for sure.
 

Ganjapussy

New Member
That's pretty fucking shitty man.. Glad your ok tho for sure.
Hey thanks man. Ya know I can't even blame the pipe though. If I would have just hit that fucker as soon as I woke up, I wouldn't have been in a hurry, I would have stopped to get papers and I could have rolled while driving just like the other 1,000x I've done it... Point is, don't drive Sober if you're a stoner *shrugs*
 
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