Random Jibber Jabber Thread

[hereshegrows]

I hate getting gritty sand in my teeth when I'm at the beach and trying to have my picnic. How am I suppose to enjoy my nice brie, tomato and basil baguette with sand in it?

 

[ClaytonBigsby]

Geeezus, Carne, how do you keep paint on your cars?


and Hereshegrows, that's the deep forest! West coast?

 

[ClaytonBigsby]

I hate getting gritty sand in my crack when I'm at the beach and trying to have my fun. How am I suppose to enjoy mr. Bigsby, with sand in it?

fixed that for you

 

[sunni]

i did not get fired, my boss has been in the hospital and her phone was broken. NOW i feel bad!

 

[hereshegrows]

fixed that for you

Yes, much better that way! lol, i was just too shy to say it but that's what I was thinking the whole time.

 

[Flaming Pie]

i did not get fired, my boss has been in the hospital and her phone was broken. NOW i feel bad!

Dang. Hope you didn't leave a bunch of angry messages. lol

 

[hereshegrows]

Geeezus, Carne, how do you keep paint on your cars?


and Hereshegrows, that's the deep forest! West coast?

Yes, West coast of Canada, semi-rain forest

 

[Ninjabowler]

i did not get fired, my boss has been in the hospital and her phone was broken. NOW i feel bad!

Omg sunni i was worried about you, i havent seen you in ages it seems i gotta go but just sayin hi ttyl

 

[sunni]

Dang. Hope you didn't leave a bunch of angry messages. lol

no LOL i am very professional at work.

 

[see4]

GODDAMIT $SEE4$!!! I told you not to tell anyone bout us! You trying to rune me?View attachment 2582496

ive been naughty!! you fixin to arrest me?? careful, thats not a 44magnum in my pocket

 

[Ninjabowler]

Yes, West coast of Canada, semi-rain forest

Cougar country.......grrr

 

[dangledo]

ive been naughty!! you fixin to arrest me?? careful, thats not a 44magnum in my pocket

its a snub nosed 22.

 

[see4]

its a snub nosed 22.

its not a gun. its a penis. get it? i made a joke. arent i funny?

 

[hereshegrows]

ive been naughty!! you fixin to arrest me?? careful, thats not a 44magnum in my pocket

Only if I can rub your furry little tummy.

 

[ClaytonBigsby]

Yes, much better that way! lol, i was just too shy to say it but that's what I was thinking the whole time.

 

[kinetic]

After the neighbors domestic the other night the cops now drive by every night and turns the spotlight on our driveway as he creeps by. I've seen him do it 3 nights in a row while I'm on the porch burning one down upstairs. Atleast we're well patrolled I guess. Glad they're moving out soon.

 

[see4]

Only if I can rub your furry little tummy.

i do this weird thing with my leg when my tummy gets rubbed.

 

[kinetic]

i do this weird thing with my leg when my tummy gets rubbed.

grab you leg and bite your toenails?

 

[Carne Seca]

grab you leg and bite your toenails?

I think it's another metaphor for his penis...

 

[BarnBuster]

i did not get fired, my boss has been in the hospital and her phone was broken. NOW i feel bad!

Send her an old fashioned get well card. Probably no one else in the shop did. Never hurts.