Why does my gf ...

[POUNDS]

say doggie style hurts her too much to do that?

 

[potroastV2]

I guess he's not the guy for you.

 

[slowbus]

wrong hole?

 

[UncleBuck]

try using more peanut butter.

 

[kinetic]

You maybe getting too high up behind her. try lowering your stance player.

 

[POUNDS]

lmfao.....

 

[salivatester]

My GF told me shes not a dog and doesn't know why i like it. Fkn whore.... Anyway,They think it's because you think there ugly in face. At least thats what mine finally revealed after like an hr of pestering her. She moans louder doggy as well.

 

[POUNDS]

just pisses me off like cmon take the dick bitch

 

[sunni]

just pisses me off like cmon take the dick bitch

i hope she leaves you for that comment jeesh, learn to treat a girl right? obviously you're 19

 

[Hepheastus420]

i hope she leaves you for that comment jeesh, learn to treat a girl right? obviously you're 19

Age has nothing to do with it? I don't talk to any girl like that.


Unless of course she wants me too.. JK lol

 

[UncleBuck]

just pisses me off like cmon take the dick bitch

try training your bitch with dog treats. or beggin' strips. dogs love beggin' strips.

i am intimating that you are having sex with a canine.

 

[sunni]

Age has nothing to do with it? I don't talk to any girl like that.


Unless of course she wants me too.. JK lol

age has a lot to do with it you're what we call "a decent person" long are the days of them, be happy you're a dying breed.

 

[Dannoo93]

Push on her bladder thus uncomfortable...but still bitch need to take that shit

 

[Carne Seca]

My GF told me shes not a dog and doesn't know why i like it. Fkn whore.... Anyway,They think it's because you think there ugly in face. At least thats what mine finally revealed after like an hr of pestering her. She moans louder doggy as well.

just pisses me off like cmon take the dick bitch

i hope she leaves you for that comment jeesh, learn to treat a girl right? obviously you're 19

Can a fantasy female actually leave? From the way they're talking I'm sure neither one have a girlfriend.

 

[POUNDS]

haha its funny. but sunni how did u know i was 19 .......

 

[Sativied]

How dissappointing, I was expecting a punch line.... like: because my girlfriend is named Alice and she had one drink too many.

 

[adower]

try using more peanut butter.

This literally made me LOL

 

[ClaytonBigsby]

Hey 19 (yes, Steely Dan reference)

are you just going full blast on that thing when you get it in?. I'm a heavy hitter and I can tell you, you have to go slow for a while and get her wanting it. Try going slow, let her adjust to the position.

 

[Total Head]

thread title + op screen name= lol

and i'm not even high.

 

[BeanyBud]

Could She be lying to you? if so maybe your dick is too small to get up in there from that position