Random Jibber Jabber Thread

sunni said:
im not sure why people hate on police, they just do their job, they dont make the laws, 90% of them think its annoying to have to bust your little grows and take your joint away cause its HOURS of paperwork LOL
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What cops have you been talking to? Most cops I've ran into get off on being dicks.

I hate those cops, but being rude to cops in general is pretty dumb.

Oh and another reason people don't like cops, is because they became a cop knowing they'd have to make an arrest over something as dumb as smoking a plant at some point in their career. So sure they didn't come up with the laws, but by becoming a cop, they back and enforce the law no matter what..
 
Holy Fuuuuck! guys, I jus drank 2 gallons of Everclear, smoked a 1/4 lb of Kush, fingered a nun at the produce isle, slapped a copper with nine inches a limp dick when he asked for ID, then went to A&W, but they were closed, cause they suck, so I pulled my pants down and sprayed their windows with diarrhia for 15 minutes. Then I went home and there was three bitches I've never seen fighting for who gets to fuck me first. I had to pop off a quick 30 rds from my fully auto Glock to get them to calm down. Took em in and destroyed that shit. They were crying for me to marry them before I literally kicked them out. Lost a boot in one of their asses. Crazy bitches. Wahtup yo!!!!
 
ClaytonBigsby said:
Holy Fuuuuck! guys, I jus drank 2 gallons of Everclear, smoked a 1/4 lb of Kush, fingered a nun at the produce isle, slapped a copper with nine inches a limp dick when he asked for ID, then went to A&W, but they were closed, cause they suck, so I pulled my pants down and sprayed their windows with diarrhia for 15 minutes. Then I went home and there was three bitches I've never seen fighting for who gets to fuck me first. I had to pop off a quick 30 rds from my fully auto Glock to get them to calm down. Took em in and destroyed that shit. They were crying for me to marry them before I literally kicked them out. Lost a boot in one of their asses. Crazy bitches. Wahtup yo!!!!
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Was the nun one of the 3 bitches waiting?
 
Hepheastus420 said:
I hear bigsby only gives the D to a bitch once.. so doubt the nun got seconds
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Ah ha, but the nun only got a fingering.. so figured that wouldn't really qualify as anything other than a check of how dry it was, and what type of produce he should buy for the fruit banging after he threw her in some rope bondage.
 
0.jpgI just took this picture...just now looking out my window, all I did was put on FB that I was home tonight with nothing to do and they just starting coming! Ohhh, what a night it's going to be!
 
Fuuuuuck! I'm puttin an ad on Craigslist. I want my boot back! Goddamn thing was dinasaur skin. I paid $250k for that pair o boots. Bitches be trippin yo! AND she better not a stained it or I'll make her give me a rusty trombone after a I eat a 24 pack of dorito tacos at the bell, with hot sauce. and tow hobeneros. mf!
 
ClaytonBigsby said:
Fuuuuuck! I'm puttin an ad on Craigslist. I want my boot back! Goddamn thing was dinasaur skin. I paid $250k for that pair o boots. Bitches be trippin yo! AND she better not a stained it or I'll make her give me a rusty trombone after a I eat a 24 pack of dorito tacos at the bell, with hot sauce. and tow hobeneros. mf!
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roflmao @ rusty trombone... +rep for that one.
 
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