2nd LED Party Cup Competition Official Update Thread

FranJan

FranJan

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(Epilogue or Gettin Beat By A Dead Horse)

Hey ya know what? It's time for my weigh in. Well my unofficial massive take was 3.2 whole grams (with stem!) from a tent burning 1000+ watts of LED panels and T8's (UVB bitches!) so all you grams per watts fans can do the math yourselves. So I also have to admit I sampled some previously and discovered some stowaways that unfortunately I threw out before I took pictures of em :(. So let's see that weight officially.


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Now onto the "smoke" report section of my post. At this time it's my special privilege to introduce my guest reviewer, a TV icon to the stoner generations of yore, ladies and gents I give you Mister (Fucken) ED!!!!!!!

[APPLAUSE]




"Hey there kids. I gotta say I'm flattered as hell to be with you here today to talk about probably the best indoor grown hay I have ever tasted in my life. Let me start by saying lots of hay makers today use artificial hay flavor to enhance their hay but it's obvious Mr FranJan has unlocked the secret to growing the freshest, sweetest smelling hay you can grow indoors. No needless fillers here. Needless to say the taste of it is sublime with a hint of fruityness but with a firm Tennessee hay kick. Plus it has none of that nasty sticky white powder that these young hay producers seem so proud of today, and this makes it perfect for laying on and dreaming of some foal or just kicking it around your stall. Sure it's dry as 20 day old horseshit and I guess the price of $13,575.75 per ounce may be prohibitive to all you little ponies out there, but all I can say is:
YOLO bitches! I'm outta here! Now where my FUCKIN CHECK AND BLING AT?!!!!!!"

(Cue Music and Roll Credits)


[video=youtube;v6xU96KLBL4]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v6xU96KLBL4[/video]


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Psychonaughtical

Psychonaughtical

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My Buddha, as ugly as she is. Is looking like she is going to bring in some serious weight.

I feel second place is not out of my reach.

Also, I loved your review Fran.

Actually made me laugh and have the dog stare at me until I stopped laughing and felt slightly ashamed at myself.

Fucking dogs.
 
The Dawg

The Dawg

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Psychonaughtical said:
My Buddha, as ugly as she is. Is looking like she is going to bring in some serious weight.

I feel second place is not out of my reach.

Also, I loved your review Fran.

Actually made me laugh and have the dog stare at me until I stopped laughing and felt slightly ashamed at myself.

Fucking dogs.
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Wow I Think Our Feathered Furry Friend Has The Fever.Unguard Protect Yourself.Correct Me Yall But All I See Is Horse With Sunglasses On??Not A Dog Hey My WideEyed Furry Friend Do I Haunt You In Your Dreams Also??See Thats What Happens When Yall Fuck With Black Magic And Try To Use It Against The Legendary VooDoo Swamp Witches Marie Lavoes 4th Cousin Twiced Removed Might I Remind Yall. :cool:
 
sgt john

sgt john

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impressive smoke report FranJan, hard to believe you was using a 1000watts and only pulled in a few grams..
I believe its mostly in the strain, just my thought..

I hope the Purple Dawgs bite is worse than his bark...

Hey Puff, thinking I will take the seeds and leave the light for Fran..
 
PSUAGRO.

PSUAGRO.

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^^ lol Fran at those weights and with a critical cross/shame on you for not using copper hydroxide lining in your cup! :hump:.......maybe they can add "creative thread posts" to the judging criteria--lol just fucking with you Fran and congrats on just finishing it which is a feat in itself..........
 
Txchilies

Txchilies

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Not so sure I should have packed my light up now, that has to be a waste of time and energy to have pulled so little with so much. I do believe the Dawg and I would be scappin it out about now, as I know his knife is deffinately worse than his bite...lol.
 
FranJan

FranJan

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Oh you guys are just meanies! LOL Anyway it was probably:
1. 10/14 killed me. I couldn't compete with guys running 12/12. I thought maybe Critical M might bail me out. Guess not :(. But the fuck I'm gonna blow my SLH and Black Widow grows for a plant in a cup.
2. Never having a spot in the tent hurt. I was always moving it and when I wasn't moving it I was dumping it on the floor. Like every day :wall:. I had 9 plants in a 3 by 4' when I started her. There was no room for the little lady.
3. That blue LED killed that plant for like 6 or 7 days (420nm Hyroot?). It's a weird LED and works better in my veg cab.
4. Should of bought some real nutes. Cheaped out here.
5. Totally forgot about it while it was drying, which is why it smells the way Mr Ed likes it :).
5 1/2. Never grew this way or this strain.

Actually I'm smoking the top right now and I gotta say CM has a great high. Very happy, very light headed high. A bit dopiness/stoniness. I'm looking forward to this summer's CM fest at my place so I can see what Spain is talking about.

And don't ever let PSU in any competition for any reason. Big, big cheater. Do you know he grows without LEDs now? LEDs aren't good enough for him anymore. Nope. Got some fancy CFLs or something now and has abandon the calling! Sacrilege I say. Blasphemer I says! I've heard he sold his Han panel and has used the proceeds to start a T3 or something grow light business and market it under the Blackstar brand. I'm telling you guys, all this internet fame in China has gone to his head and I bet he'll be talking about himself in the 3rd person in 3,2......:-P.
 
FranJan

FranJan

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Actually;
6. Obama
7. My 7th grade English teacher, she definitely had something to do with me failing here. Psycho Bitch!!!!!!
8. FoxFarms. Yup, they always get some of that blame.
9. Elk Piss
10. ME. OK? IS THAT WHAT YOU WANTED TO HEAR? IT WAS ME. Sob
 
heckler73

heckler73

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The Dawg

The Dawg

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