The Sex Talk Thread

Flaming Pie

Flaming Pie

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That shit is funny. lol

I don't think it would be worth much to find the wet spot tho. Depending on how fat she is. Unless you have donkey dick.
 
Padawanbater2

Padawanbater2

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Ladies, in order, what do you like?

Start from the thing you like the least to the thing you like the most

Oral, finger, vaginal intercourse, anal intercourse, kissing/touching
 
Flaming Pie

Flaming Pie

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So me and my husband haven't had sex for like 6-7 days. I can't sleep. He can't sleep.

He got sick on friday so no fun time for us. He is sneezing and snotting all over the place. No thankyou.

I cooked dinner for him four times this week. FOUR TIMES! I am not a cooking type of wife. Chicken and swiss mushrooms, fried chicken, Quesodillas, Tacos, and even over easy eggs, toast and coffee for breakfast this week.

Well tonight I wanted to make something quick and easy. I was super hungry so I made some mac and cheese. I made two boxes of noodles before I realized we only had enough butter for one.

Mac without butter is fricking nasty. So I took out like a third of the noodles and added the four tablespoons of butter. ( I normally put 3 tbs per box)

My husband starts bitching about me wasting noodles and tells me to throw them out. (he had said to make two boxes and that he would take some to work tomorrow. But he HATES leftover mac. Not once in our ENTIRE marriage has he taken it to work.)

So I grab a bowl and then when I go back into the kitchen I see him dump the rest of the noodles back in the pot and mixem in.

WTF!! He did that shit on purpose to piss me off. So I say wth now I can't enjoy another bowl! He doesn't care.

So I sit down on here and then he turns on OUR show that we were going to watch together. It's like he is TRYING to start shit.

He is not getting laid tonight. And I told him I'm not cooking for him all week, he can fend for himself.
 
Flaming Pie

Flaming Pie

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Padawanbater2 said:
Ladies, in order, what do you like?

Start from the thing you like the least to the thing you like the most

Oral, finger, vaginal intercourse, anal intercourse, kissing/touching
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Kissing/touching is usually first. Although conditions have to be perfect.

Oral, then oral with finger (although no finger during pregancy)

Vaginal

Anal ( I like it, but I cannot be trusted)
 
Bakatare666

Bakatare666

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Flaming Pie said:
So me and my husband haven't had sex for like 6-7 days. I can't sleep. He can't sleep.

He got sick on friday so no fun time for us. He is sneezing and snotting all over the place. No thankyou.

I cooked dinner for him four times this week. FOUR TIMES! I am not a cooking type of wife. Chicken and swiss mushrooms, fried chicken, Quesodillas, Tacos, and even over easy eggs, toast and coffee for breakfast this week.

Well tonight I wanted to make something quick and easy. I was super hungry so I made some mac and cheese. I made two boxes of noodles before I realized we only had enough butter for one.

Mac without butter is fricking nasty. So I took out like a third of the noodles and added the four tablespoons of butter. ( I normally put 3 tbs per box)

My husband starts bitching about me wasting noodles and tells me to throw them out. (he had said to make two boxes and that he would take some to work tomorrow. But he HATES leftover mac. Not once in our ENTIRE marriage has he taken it to work.)

So I grab a bowl and then when I go back into the kitchen I see him dump the rest of the noodles back in the pot and mixem in.

WTF!! He did that shit on purpose to piss me off. So I say wth now I can't enjoy another bowl! He doesn't care.

So I sit down on here and then he turns on OUR show that we were going to watch together. It's like he is TRYING to start shit.

He is not getting laid tonight. And I told him I'm not cooking for him all week, he can fend for himself.
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Now wait........
If you are on your period, the park is still open, right? You just don't ride that ride as much, but if he is sick the whole park is closed??????:shock:
PS, next time you run out of butter, use a TBSP or so of cooking oil.
 
Flaming Pie

Flaming Pie

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Bakatare666 said:
Now wait........
If you are on your period, the park is still open, right? You just don't ride that ride as much, but if he is sick the whole park is closed??????:shock:
PS, next time you run out of butter, use a TBSP or so of cooking oil.
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If he is sick I WILL get sneezed on or dripped on. Plus the sniffling and loud breathing makes me think of really fat people struggling to breath and turns me off.
 
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