Women...are they all fishermen?

[sweettoothforsweetdreams]

Here's some metaphors I made up about women while really baked, back when I used to be able to get high, I found it on a recorded video.


So women are like fishermen.
Your classy chicks, use a worm and bobber. Classic, simple, and always reliable.
Your occasionally slutty chicks use a rooster tail, a little flashy, but still classic.
Your chicks that like to tease guys, use power bait. You sure want it, it smells great, looks delicious, but if you try to eat it, you're gonna get a hook in your lip. And its not actually food.
Your girls who wear short skirts in the winter, and hang their breasts out of their blouses, they use pop gear, with a rooster tail at the end, a diver, and usually some powerbait.
Now, your lesbian chicks, they simply put a hook out there.
Your chicks with great personalities, don't go fishing, cause they don't play no bullshit games.

No offense to women at all, I respect some of them. lol

 

[sunni]

right cause men are total no bullshit either lol

 

[kinetic]

right cause men are total no bullshit either lol

Why I've never lied to get into a girls pants when I was younger

 

[neosapien]

Here's some metaphors I made up about women while really baked, back when I used to be able to get high, I found it on a recorded video.


So women are like fishermen.
Your classy chicks, use a worm and bobber. Classic, simple, and always reliable.
Your occasionally slutty chicks use a rooster tail, a little flashy, but still classic.
Your chicks that like to tease guys, use power bait. You sure want it, it smells great, looks delicious, but if you try to eat it, you're gonna get a hook in your lip. And its not actually food.
Your girls who wear short skirts in the winter, and hang their breasts out of their blouses, they use pop gear, with a rooster tail at the end, a diver, and usually some powerbait.
Now, your lesbian chicks, they simply put a hook out there.
Your chicks with great personalities, don't go fishing, cause they don't play no bullshit games.

No offense to women at all, I respect some of them. lol

 

[Eclypse]

I got something for ya...

 

[cannabineer]

right cause men are total no bullshit either lol

And they're harder to clean, gut and filet. cn

 

[Trousers]

People who use bobbers and worms are either tourists, mental patients or children.
People who use weird metaphors like this usually do not have much contact with woman.

 

[LadyZandra]

People who use bobbers and worms are either tourists, mental patients or children.
People who use weird metaphors like this usually do not have much contact with woman.

Oh yeah--uh huh--- after some of YOUR posts? YOU'RE the expert on women? Yeah- (*snicker*) right...
That "troll" avatar is SO appropriate.....


I happen to agree-- there are women out there who play games, tease, don't mean what they say etc.. and there are those who don't NEED to 'go fishing' because they already have all the right bait ....and have to throw most of them back!!!

I don't see it as disrespectful-- in fact- a few changes, and it applies to Men as well!!!

People, Fish... what's the difference when it comes to ' catching' a mate? Ya still gotta "Swim upriver" to get the chance to spawn!!

 

[BarnBuster]

I had a gal pal that wanted me to take her fishing. She had never been and didn't know anything. Even though she was a pretty good friend, I selfishly did not want to do it, thinking it would cut into my fishing time. I'm not really a good teacher, no empathy or patience. We went to a farm pond, I set her up with a old pole and Zebco spincasting reel. Didn't have any live bait, so I gave her a spinnerbait, showed her the rudiments of casting. She struggled with it for a few casts, and wouldn't you know it, about the 10th cast a nice 3 Lb. LM bass hit that spinner. She brought it in all by herself with me coaching and landed it. I showed her how to handle the fish properly and unhook it and she released it. She's married now, moved away, haven't talked with her in years and years. Of all the times we went drinking, smoking, snorting, buddy fucking around, that big excited smile on her face when she caught that fish is how I remember her. She turned out to be quite a fisherwoman and ended up teaching her husband and kids. PS. That first time we went together, I didn't catch anything. Skunked by a newbie!

 

[mysunnyboy]

damnit i thought this was going to be about women fishing...smooth move OP smh

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[BarnBuster]

hmmmm. right over my head.

 

[Miss.Rabbit]

Here's some metaphors I made up about women while really baked, back when I used to be able to get high, I found it on a recorded video.


So women are like fishermen.
Your classy chicks, use a worm and bobber. Classic, simple, and always reliable.
Your occasionally slutty chicks use a rooster tail, a little flashy, but still classic.
Your chicks that like to tease guys, use power bait. You sure want it, it smells great, looks delicious, but if you try to eat it, you're gonna get a hook in your lip. And its not actually food.
Your girls who wear short skirts in the winter, and hang their breasts out of their blouses, they use pop gear, with a rooster tail at the end, a diver, and usually some powerbait.
Now, your lesbian chicks, they simply put a hook out there.
Your chicks with great personalities, don't go fishing, cause they don't play no bullshit games.

No offense to women at all, I respect some of them. lol

lol i'd say the best women are fisherman, it's a game of patience and strategy.

 

[slowbus]

hey you guys know why women have hair on the pussy's?

to hide the hook....

 

[Dr. Greenhorn]

hey you guys know why women have hair on the pussy's?

to hide the hook....

lmfao!!

 

[bobtokes]

People who use bobbers and worms are either tourists, mental patients or children.
People who use weird metaphors like this usually do not have much contact with woman.

that was pants

 

[Granny weed]

I think this says it all about us woman.