Random Jibber Jabber Thread

Orithil

Orithil

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kinetic said:
In my room I found a flask with jack in it.
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On my desk sits an empty liter of jack, and beside it sits a half-empty liter of jager. I don't normally drink, but when you got nothing else it can, at the very least, help you sleep.


Edit : My wife turned up the heat when I wasn't looking, and now it's 80 degrees in here. What is it about estrogen that causes insanity?
 
Orithil

Orithil

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I saw this browsing around, and was like...what the hell? So sharing it with you people, as is my custom when I see something that makes me double-take.

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UncleBuck

UncleBuck

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so i was sitting there at 1am, watching pineapple express while trimming the same.

i go out for a smoke and lo and behold, there is a cop car idling right on the curb in front of my house.

so i have my smoke, i go back inside, and keep trimming. he's still there 10 minutes later. then 20 minutes later. then 30 minutes later.

i keep checking on him through the crack in the curtain, and finally, he lights up the red and blues and shines the spotlight right at me. then he turns off the red and blues and spotlight a second later.

i figure i'd rather meet him out there then at the door, so i get up and walk outside. just as i open the door he drives off slowly.

what in the fuck?

maybe there was a smell complaint (i can't imagine who, all my neighbors know what i do) and it could have taken them that long to look up my card at my address. maybe it had nothing to do with me, since i often hear cops training in the area at about this hour. maybe they just wanted to fuck up the nice high i was enjoying while watching one of my favorite stupid movies.

jibber jabber.
 
PeyoteReligion

PeyoteReligion

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UncleBuck said:
so i was sitting there at 1am, watching pineapple express while trimming the same.

i go out for a smoke and lo and behold, there is a cop car idling right on the curb in front of my house.

so i have my smoke, i go back inside, and keep trimming. he's still there 10 minutes later. then 20 minutes later. then 30 minutes later.

i keep checking on him through the crack in the curtain, and finally, he lights up the red and blues and shines the spotlight right at me. then he turns off the red and blues and spotlight a second later.

i figure i'd rather meet him out there then at the door, so i get up and walk outside. just as i open the door he drives off slowly.

what in the fuck?

maybe there was a smell complaint (i can't imagine who, all my neighbors know what i do) and it could have taken them that long to look up my card at my address. maybe it had nothing to do with me, since i often hear cops training in the area at about this hour. maybe they just wanted to fuck up the nice high i was enjoying while watching one of my favorite stupid movies.

jibber jabber.
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sunni

sunni

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[video=youtube;tYYBJ8XRdh4]http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=tYYBJ8XRdh4[/video]
 
see4

see4

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I was reaching for a cheese knife in the drawer this weekend, and I stabbed myself with a wine corkscrew, under my fingernail. It does not feel good. and its all red and the pressure of the bruise is pushing against my fingernail.

but. i took it like a man and didnt cry. so there's that.
 
Indagrow

Indagrow

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cannabineer said:
I only got nitrous once, and it wasn't enough. Dear dentist, if I can interpret your commands, let alone comply, we're still too close to conscious over here. cn
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I have a 25 lb tank for nitrous runs.. I'm the guy in the ally after shows. For whatever reason when you do a lot of nitrous it still has a whipped cream taste is that my brain thinking that or is nitrous sweet to anyone else?
 
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