Sit or Stand?

[Padawanbater2]

This was posted on Reddit and it blew my mind!

"Roughly half of men wipe standing up and the other half wipe sitting down, and most people don't realize the other group exists"

I don't understand why someone would stand up to wipe, it seems much easier to do it while still sitting, what do you think?

 

[Perfextionist420]

just stop it

 

[New Age United]

just stop it

seriously man nobody wipes standing up hilarious

 

[yellowpackTOPman]

WTF???? you gotta be kidding me

 

[BarnBuster]

I'll rest easy tonite knowing this.

 

[NightOwlBono]

I think a bunch of trolls on redit made that poll biased

i highly doubt anyone wipes standing up......no benefit

 

[yellowpackTOPman]

are they just trying to get replies?

 

[New Age United]

Ya I'm pretty sure buddy's just fucking with us lmao

 

[cannabineer]

When I stand up to wipe ... cn

[video=youtube;Br2_22e2RoU]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Br2_22e2RoU[/video]

 

[a mongo frog]

seriously man nobody wipes standing up hilarious

I do. Looking in the mirror the whole time too.

 

[PeyoteReligion]

No of the above. I get buck ass naked and lay face down on the floor, and wipe with a pair of old dirty socks I bring around for wiping.

 

[a mongo frog]

No of the above. I get buck ass naked and lay face down on the floor, and wipe with a pair of old dirty socks I bring around for wiping.

Great idea. I see the benefits in doing this practice. Make perfect sense.

 

[UncleBuck]

who wipes?

 

[KushXOJ]

step your toilet game up son !!!!

 

[PeyoteReligion]

step your toilet game up son !!!!

Ive heard some amazing things about these. I gott try one.

 

[giggles26]

step your toilet game up son !!!!

I want one, except I want it hidden so you can prank people with it

 

[smoke and coke]

step your toilet game up son !!!!

i remember seeing for the first time on a set of blueprints where the toilet needed an electrical outlet. i almost chit and the toilet wasn't installed yet.

 

[giggles26]

Is there a blaster 3000 setting for those sticky situations...

 

[a mongo frog]

Is there a blaster 3000 setting for those sticky situations...

U mean like when we get cum all stuck up our asses?

 

[yellowpackTOPman]

step your toilet game up son !!!!

Bruh real shit this is my bathroom