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Sit or Stand?

Sit or Stand?

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ClaytonBigsby

ClaytonBigsby

Well-Known Member
You guys are joking, right? How do you wipe sitting down? Even if I hoisted my big frank and beans, I couldn't get my hand (with tp) underneath, inside the bowl, and around to actually wipe my arsehole without skimming my knuckles on the "load". Crazy talk. Stand up like a man and wipe that thing proper!
 
patlpp

patlpp

New Member
When you wipe standing up, it is easier to wipe from the balls backwards instead of when sitting down, where you are more likely to wipe from the tail bone area forward to the balls. Can you see the advantage now with wiping standing up when you are subequantly getting your balls sucked? Have some courtesy for the suckee. There is one problem though, standing up requires more dexterity and area. When in a stall it becomes difficult. Also, if you are a lard ass, wiping to the rear is nearly impossible. In fact, fat fucks have a hard time reaching their asshole itself let alone having these options available. You see as a fat fuck, the distance required to obtain maximum reach becomes a major issue because the lard that accumulates under your arms in the upper chest area cuts out anywhere from 10 to 40% of reach-ability. This is called the lard-wipe distance coefficient. Google it bitches.

By the way, why in Germany do the toilets have a cliff where you shit on the cliff instead of in the water like in the USA. I personnaly like that cold splash on the bung hole when I lay a nice firm, textbook tapered shit
 
a mongo frog

a mongo frog

Well-Known Member
patlpp said:
When you wipe standing up, it is easier to wipe from the balls backwards instead of when sitting down, where you are more likely to wipe from the tail bone area forward to the balls. Can you see the advantage now with wiping standing up when you are subequantly getting your balls sucked? Have some courtesy for the suckee. There is one problem though, standing up requires more dexterity and area. When in a stall it becomes difficult. Also, if you are a lard ass, wiping to the rear is nearly impossible. In fact, fat fucks have a hard time reaching their asshole itself let alone having the these options available. You see as a fat fuck, the distance required to obtain maximum reach becomes a major issue because the lard that accumulates under your arms in the upper chest area cuts out anywhere from 10 to 40% of reach-ability. This is called the lard-wipe distance coefficient. Google it bitches.
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I prefer wiping top of ass down through the ass whole across the ball sack and down the leg.
 
cannabineer

cannabineer

Ursus marijanus
ClaytonBigsby said:
You guys are joking, right? How do you wipe sitting down? Even if I hoisted my big frank and beans, I couldn't get my hand (with tp) underneath, inside the bowl, and around to actually wipe my arsehole without skimming my knuckles on the "load". Crazy talk. Stand up like a man and wipe that thing proper!
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I guess I just have good hands. The arms now ... :( cn
 
Dannoo93

Dannoo93

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ClaytonBigsby said:
You guys are joking, right? How do you wipe sitting down? Even if I hoisted my big frank and beans, I couldn't get my hand (with tp) underneath, inside the bowl, and around to actually wipe my arsehole without skimming my knuckles on the "load". Crazy talk. Stand up like a man and wipe that thing proper!
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Omg that made me have the best laugh in a while made thegf laugh to
 
ANC

ANC

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wait, people shit, then stand up and THEN wipe their arses? HTF does that even work?
 
BarnBuster

BarnBuster

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A point to ponder: If the deuce don't pinch clean and you have a fat ass and stand up, don't you have a mud slide all around the exit?
 
Saerimmner

Saerimmner

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patlpp said:
When you wipe standing up, it is easier to wipe from the balls backwards instead of when sitting down, where you are more likely to wipe from the tail bone area forward to the balls. Can you see the advantage now with wiping standing up when you are subequantly getting your balls sucked? Have some courtesy for the suckee. There is one problem though, standing up requires more dexterity and area. When in a stall it becomes difficult. Also, if you are a lard ass, wiping to the rear is nearly impossible. In fact, fat fucks have a hard time reaching their asshole itself let alone having these options available. You see as a fat fuck, the distance required to obtain maximum reach becomes a major issue because the lard that accumulates under your arms in the upper chest area cuts out anywhere from 10 to 40% of reach-ability. This is called the lard-wipe distance coefficient. Google it bitches.

By the way, why in Germany do the toilets have a cliff where you shit on the cliff instead of in the water like in the USA. I personnaly like that cold splash on the bung hole when I lay a nice firm, textbook tapered shit
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Funnily enough I actually know the answer to this one, was on a documentary once, its basically so they can "inspect" their shit before flushing, something apparently taught from an early age in germany
 
BarnBuster

BarnBuster

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Saerimmner said:
Funnily enough I actually know the answer to this one, was on a documentary once, its basically so they can "inspect" their shit before flushing, something apparently taught from an early age in germany
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I inspect every time. Alles ist gut.
 
VILEPLUME

VILEPLUME

Well-Known Member
Padawanbater2 said:
This was posted on Reddit and it blew my mind!

"Roughly half of men wipe standing up and the other half wipe sitting down, and most people don't realize the other group exists"



I don't understand why someone would stand up to wipe, it seems much easier to do it while still sitting, what do you think?
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Where is option 3?



Ever since I was small I have never understood wiping as a clean alternative. Think about if you got poop in your armpit, would you wipe it off a bunch of times or wash it? Should that not be the same for your hole? Even more so? Think about it, if all this is to be "clean", then why leave traces of exterior fecal matter in a warm damp spot?

I guess it could be, "because everyone is doing it", but then again, not everyone goes weed, so who is normal?
 
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