Sit or Stand?

[Dr. Greenhorn]

Bruh real shit this is my bathroom View attachment 2607340

this is what I use

 

[giggles26]

U mean like when we get cum all stuck up our asses?

Yea those sticky situations

 

[yellowpackTOPman]

hell ya doc, should give a vigorous cleaning right, i like my tp cuz wen i need a bag of smoke i take a trip to my restroom

 

[Eclypse]

....I wipe standing up.

 

[giggles26]

this is what I use

I'd rather that then mine, shit gets stuck to my ass.

 

[ClaytonBigsby]

You guys are joking, right? How do you wipe sitting down? Even if I hoisted my big frank and beans, I couldn't get my hand (with tp) underneath, inside the bowl, and around to actually wipe my arsehole without skimming my knuckles on the "load". Crazy talk. Stand up like a man and wipe that thing proper!

 

[patlpp]

When you wipe standing up, it is easier to wipe from the balls backwards instead of when sitting down, where you are more likely to wipe from the tail bone area forward to the balls. Can you see the advantage now with wiping standing up when you are subequantly getting your balls sucked? Have some courtesy for the suckee. There is one problem though, standing up requires more dexterity and area. When in a stall it becomes difficult. Also, if you are a lard ass, wiping to the rear is nearly impossible. In fact, fat fucks have a hard time reaching their asshole itself let alone having these options available. You see as a fat fuck, the distance required to obtain maximum reach becomes a major issue because the lard that accumulates under your arms in the upper chest area cuts out anywhere from 10 to 40% of reach-ability. This is called the lard-wipe distance coefficient. Google it bitches.

By the way, why in Germany do the toilets have a cliff where you shit on the cliff instead of in the water like in the USA. I personnaly like that cold splash on the bung hole when I lay a nice firm, textbook tapered shit

 

[a mongo frog]

When you wipe standing up, it is easier to wipe from the balls backwards instead of when sitting down, where you are more likely to wipe from the tail bone area forward to the balls. Can you see the advantage now with wiping standing up when you are subequantly getting your balls sucked? Have some courtesy for the suckee. There is one problem though, standing up requires more dexterity and area. When in a stall it becomes difficult. Also, if you are a lard ass, wiping to the rear is nearly impossible. In fact, fat fucks have a hard time reaching their asshole itself let alone having the these options available. You see as a fat fuck, the distance required to obtain maximum reach becomes a major issue because the lard that accumulates under your arms in the upper chest area cuts out anywhere from 10 to 40% of reach-ability. This is called the lard-wipe distance coefficient. Google it bitches.

I prefer wiping top of ass down through the ass whole across the ball sack and down the leg.

 

[cannabineer]

You guys are joking, right? How do you wipe sitting down? Even if I hoisted my big frank and beans, I couldn't get my hand (with tp) underneath, inside the bowl, and around to actually wipe my arsehole without skimming my knuckles on the "load". Crazy talk. Stand up like a man and wipe that thing proper!

I guess I just have good hands. The arms now ... cn

 

[Dannoo93]

You guys are joking, right? How do you wipe sitting down? Even if I hoisted my big frank and beans, I couldn't get my hand (with tp) underneath, inside the bowl, and around to actually wipe my arsehole without skimming my knuckles on the "load". Crazy talk. Stand up like a man and wipe that thing proper!

Omg that made me have the best laugh in a while made thegf laugh to

 

[ProfessorPotSnob]

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[slowbus]

I sit and wipe my Padhole

 

[ANC]

wait, people shit, then stand up and THEN wipe their arses? HTF does that even work?

 

[BarnBuster]

A point to ponder: If the deuce don't pinch clean and you have a fat ass and stand up, don't you have a mud slide all around the exit?

 

[Blue Wizard]

wait, people shit, then stand up and THEN wipe their arses? HTF does that even work?

I shit standing up, then sit down and wipe.

 

[BarnBuster]

I shit standing up, then sit down and wipe.

 

[BarnBuster]

I'm not even going to start with the pictures. last one.

 

[Saerimmner]

When you wipe standing up, it is easier to wipe from the balls backwards instead of when sitting down, where you are more likely to wipe from the tail bone area forward to the balls. Can you see the advantage now with wiping standing up when you are subequantly getting your balls sucked? Have some courtesy for the suckee. There is one problem though, standing up requires more dexterity and area. When in a stall it becomes difficult. Also, if you are a lard ass, wiping to the rear is nearly impossible. In fact, fat fucks have a hard time reaching their asshole itself let alone having these options available. You see as a fat fuck, the distance required to obtain maximum reach becomes a major issue because the lard that accumulates under your arms in the upper chest area cuts out anywhere from 10 to 40% of reach-ability. This is called the lard-wipe distance coefficient. Google it bitches.

By the way, why in Germany do the toilets have a cliff where you shit on the cliff instead of in the water like in the USA. I personnaly like that cold splash on the bung hole when I lay a nice firm, textbook tapered shit

Funnily enough I actually know the answer to this one, was on a documentary once, its basically so they can "inspect" their shit before flushing, something apparently taught from an early age in germany

 

[BarnBuster]

Funnily enough I actually know the answer to this one, was on a documentary once, its basically so they can "inspect" their shit before flushing, something apparently taught from an early age in germany

I inspect every time. Alles ist gut.

 

[VILEPLUME]

This was posted on Reddit and it blew my mind!

"Roughly half of men wipe standing up and the other half wipe sitting down, and most people don't realize the other group exists"

I don't understand why someone would stand up to wipe, it seems much easier to do it while still sitting, what do you think?

Where is option 3?

Ever since I was small I have never understood wiping as a clean alternative. Think about if you got poop in your armpit, would you wipe it off a bunch of times or wash it? Should that not be the same for your hole? Even more so? Think about it, if all this is to be "clean", then why leave traces of exterior fecal matter in a warm damp spot?

I guess it could be, "because everyone is doing it", but then again, not everyone goes weed, so who is normal?