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[New Age United]

type it in to your computer dumb ass, man you smoke way too much weed lmfao

 

[yellowpackTOPman]

lol, ok, but will it work for my town?

 

[New Age United]

Check it out man, holy shit how the hell are you gonna get your little dick wet without someone to tell you how lmfao twice

 

[yellowpackTOPman]

i understand ill give it a look and let you know my experience from trying the site out, is it guaranteed that i will get laid?

 

[New Age United]

For the avg guy yes it is, for you the odds are prob 10,000/1, but hey man it's the only chance you got

 

[New Age United]

Kidding bro, seriously man try it out, once you get laid man it will be ten times easier to get laid, that I gaurantee you

 

[giggles26]

i understand ill give it a look and let you know my experience from trying the site out, is it guaranteed that i will get laid?

No a prostitute is a guaranteed lay, but a little confidence can go a long ways....

 

[yellowpackTOPman]

ya, but then again you dont want to be the guy who goes to stores and just hits on women trying to pick them up. well im just going to have to go to vegas one day

 

[giggles26]

You don't have to go to stores to hit on women, and you can hit on them without being creepy.

Just don't act interested in them, that always gets them, good luck and god speed my son

 

[KushXOJ]

ya, but then again you dont want to be the guy who goes to stores and just hits on women trying to pick them up. well im just going to have to go to vegas one day

just whip your dick out on 10 random women and say " So we fucking or what ?" 1/10 will fuck you. The other 9 might press charges ....may the force be with you !

 

[sunni]

ya, but then again you dont want to be the guy who goes to stores and just hits on women trying to pick them up. well im just going to have to go to vegas one day

why not wait until you find someone significant to have your first time with.

 

[yellowpackTOPman]

hey sunni thanks for that input, i think i might just stick with your advice.

 

[MojoRison]

Spank your monkey

 

[giggles26]

why not wait until you find someone significant to have your first time with.

Although I do agree sunni, if this poor kid doesn't release soon he's going to explode lol

 

[giggles26]

spank your monkey

Haha fuck ya dude!

 

[kinetic]

just whip your dick out on 10 random women and say " So we fucking or what ?" 1/10 will fuck you. The other 9 might press charges ....may the force be with you !

Bonus points for penis puppetry and pulling it around your wrist and asking them if they could read your watch for you.

 

[New Age United]

Man are you serious you don't really believe in that shit, you're 20 it's not prom night it's get laid before your 40 night, sorry sunni I know what you're saying but that is def a woman's perspective and man you gotta get laid I'm afraid for your health seriously

 

[sunni]

hey sunni thanks for that input, i think i might just stick with your advice.

i would too, why risk an std, a bad sexual experience, girls can be really chatty cathys so if you live in a small town and its your first time, well chances are something is going to go wrong and than you get shit talked to the hills

 

[sunni]

Man are you serious you don't really believe in that shit, you're 20 it's not prom night it's get laid before your 40 night, sorry sunni I know what you're saying but that is def a woman's perspective and man you gotta get laid I'm afraid for your health seriously

all im saying is , its best for your first sexual experience not to be from some hook up

 

[New Age United]

Like I said man it's just my opinion, you gotta make your mind up for yourself. I do understand what you're saying sunni.