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[Don Gin and Ton]

rock n roll jiggy, and death to ants! lol

 

[DST]

In one of my dreams last night I saw this little girl looking out of a window, she looked kind of like me, but I think that has more to do with the fact that all the women in my family (which is mostly women, ffs) want a baby girl...

Cheers TC. We are officially over the hump. By 11 pm (time now) we had already signed the death certificate and I was in the car driving to Del Taco for the nastiest midnight meal I could find.

Let's hear it for happy healthy babies!!! Wife said little Jack has been dancing all night. Don't know if I ever said, but I have called him Jack for a while now.

 

[mr west]

also smokers tend to have girls so they say lol Something to do with male sperm being weaker or less robust or something.

 

[DST]

Well, from what I have gleened from my "lads reading book", is that male swimmers are faster than female swimmers, however female swimmers last longer, so it can all depend on when you do the deed, and where the lady is in her cycle. So if the egg is there or thereabouts then the males will probably get there faster, however if the egg has not arrived yet the males die off and the slower but more durable female sperm arrive and then you have a girl....or something like that.

 

[Don Gin and Ton]

nah man, it's males who smoke have lower sperm counts why they tell couple's trying to quit the tabs

who cares HHB!!!

 

[DST]

can we clarify what you mean by smoking? smoking de kind erb? or smoking de wicked erb? I have seen plenty of fukked up cig smokers on drugs producing children, maybe it lowers your sperm count, but sperm are like Zulu's, "There's Thousands of Em!"

 

[Don Gin and Ton]

smoking in general was what the ivf nurse advised. i think the associated issues with nicotine make that worse than MJ

never underestimate nature bru. if old pips can break ground from mulch in 3c i reckon super stoners like you n jig, are surefire.

 

[jigfresh]

D... I'd say you were having a girl after that dream. Poor thing though... I hope she don't end up looking like you. Just kidding mate. I always thought you had a cute face. lol

So here is what they really say about sperm and MJ. They say it gives the sperm an initial burst of energy, then they get lethargic after that burst. So basically the male sperm, as D correctly pointed out get off to a quicker start, with the MJ boost they burn themselves out quicker... leaving the tortoise of the female sperm to fight through the grogginess of being stoned and onto the egg.

However... it gets more complicated. The sperm we are shooting out today are 3 months old... and they were effected by the smoking or whatever when they were created, not now.

I can't say I did a scientific experiment, but based on my smoking habits last summer... and my sperm counts each month we did fertility treatments, I can say I believe smoking lowers counts. I was not smoking, smoking a little bit, smoking a TON for 3 months over the summer. The counts 3 months after each one were something like 72 mil, 55 mil, 31 mil. The last might have even been a bit lower. We got pregnant the next month (no count) so I'm not saying one has to quit smoking to have a child. Just sharing my experience.

Other fun facts. Female orgasm during conception sex is said to cause more males to be born. The position of the moon apparently has something to do with a boy/ girl as well.

21 weeks today!

 

[colocowboy]

So if'n you knock your ladies bottom out and leav'er in a puddle babbling in tongues every time your more likely to have strapping young lads?

 

[mr west]

i thought i was gonna be trying for over a year cuz of my smoking but the time we started trying to the positive test was like six weeks from stopping contraception. All these years I thought i was shooting blanks lol.

 

[DST]

well I am def getting a girl then. I'm a wham bam thank you mam kind of lay, lol....no seriously I do try

So if'n you knock your ladies bottom out and leav'er in a puddle babbling in tongues every time your more likely to have strapping young lads?

 

[colocowboy]

well I am def getting a girl then. I'm a wham bam thank you mam kind of lay, lol....no seriously I do try

Bwahahahhahah, omg, had me with some tears there.....

 

[DST]

Peeps, not sure if I mentioned this before, but if you haven't read it, go get it. The Night Circus by Erin Morgenstern, it's blowing my mind with it's wackyness. It's like The League of Gentlemen but in a Circus with all these crazy illussionists, contortionists, mystic tarot card readers and such, all with some crazy powers. In fact, I am going to make a cuppa, and go and read some now since my accounts and VAT return has now been handed in to my accountant!
Laters willi shakers!
DST

 

[Don Gin and Ton]

lmao that's like saying if the wind blows east and the girls name begins with a vowel you will have........ a baby i like it.

like the guinness advert

[video=youtube_share;m-0T5JH4VdY]http://youtu.be/m-0T5JH4VdY[/video]

6 seconds???? i'm done twice in that

 

[Smoothkicksandsmoke]

I'm not sure who gets funniest comment but either way D and colo had me rolling. HHB!!!

 

[bassman999]

Peeps, not sure if I mentioned this before, but if you haven't read it, go get it. The Night Circus by Erin Morgenstern, it's blowing my mind with it's wackyness. It's like The League of Gentlemen but in a Circus with all these crazy illussionists, contortionists, mystic tarot card readers and such, all with some crazy powers. In fact, I am going to make a cuppa, and go and read some now since my accounts and VAT return has now been handed in to my accountant!
Laters willi shakers!
DST

I got a free DL of it and also DL'd Calibre so I can read on desktop
I love a good book

 

[billcollector99]

also smokers tend to have girls so they say lol Something to do with male sperm being weaker or less robust or something.

I must be a walking contradiction... both my boys were made while the thc levels in my system were outta this world, lol.

 

[Thundercat]

My daughter was conceived when my levels would have been at one of their lowest points in the last 5 years. Though I'm not trying again to see what happens the second time.

 

[bassman999]

Im trying mainlining a plant from seed
I took one of my dogs from seed and chopped all off except a main hub and chopped, then I chopped on the 2, and we will see how it comes out.

Man do my hands smell after handling her that much for a plant in veg!

 

[jojodancer10]

Hey fam well I may have to give up on this grow.plant not looking to good leaves yellowing not sure what the hell is going on.I know these mites are messing me up.I'll post pixs .