Friend mixed 1/2 g of bud and 1/2 some synthetic and didnt tell me about it

[Ganju]

It was 1/2 Green Crack 1/2 this synthetic shit called gorilla Dro and didnt tell me anything till we finish the blunt i though my heart was going to exploxe, ill never chill with that fucker again..
longest drive home ever i felt as if my head was going to explode and i could hear my heart never happen before..

 

[ManWithTheHex]

That's a shitty friend. Putting something you can actually die of smoking in a good ol' blunt made for relaxing is just wrong.

 

[Ganju]

dud i though i was going to have to pull over my heart sounded like a freaking dubstep song..

 

[1Shot1Kill]

You are going to die

 

[Ganju]

I passed out for like 2 hours on my floor in the living room when i woke up i smoke a bowl trying to slow that crap down

 

[Sativa Dragon]

Wow! I would puch that fucker right in the face, but first I would point up in the sky and say "LOOK an eagle" so his chin was right out there, and then BAM!. and when he goes down take a Sharpie and draw a huge Penis on his face....

 

[Sativa Dragon]

You are going to die

Your Fucked Man!! I am sure you hear that alot!!!

 

[Ganju]

To think that shit is in my local smoke shop and weed isn't pos government... and yea i wont ever toke with him again.

 

[slowbus]

that synthetic herb is really close to pcp.Atleast the spice around here is

 

[iBlaze DrO]

Sounds like that evil ass spice. I wouldn't hang with him no more.

 

[Ganju]

He begin to tell me it was mixed with syntactic pot when i told him dud i can hear my heart beat. he was like oh that's not good must have used to much of the gorilla dro bastard..
i have smoked weed seance 7th grade and i never felt like that in my life i knew something was up..

 

[Blue Wizard]

All my friend smokes anymore is that synthetic crap, I was smoking some dark star and offered him some but he's afraid of random drug tests at work. Which I could understand but he's been working there for over 6 years and the only time he was tested was a pre-employment screening.

 

[1Shot1Kill]

Your Fucked Man!! I am sure you hear that alot!!!

You are going to die too

 

[Sativa Dragon]

You are going to die too

Ofcourse we are all going to die, but you will die and your soul will burn in Lucifers fire for eternity.

 

[Orithil]

Murder him, blame it on the synthetic crap.

 

[Ganju]

i melted down exlax and a chocaholic bar and told him my gf made homemade chocolate he eat it funniest shit ever

 

[Orithil]

i melted down exlax and a chocaholic bar and told him my gf made homemade chocolate he eat it funniest shit ever

It's a joke whilst telling about a joke! You made a funny.