wack start to the morning.

shoediva

shoediva

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Wow.. this thread put a bummer in my day.. and did just what it said and made a "wack start to the morning.." Everyone needs to smoke one and have a better afternoon!
Or even better, have some cookies.. lol
 
see4

see4

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shoediva said:
Wow.. this thread put a bummer in my day.. and did just what it said and made a "wack start to the morning.." Everyone needs to smoke one and have a better afternoon!
Or even better, have some cookies.. lol
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this is a two day old thread diva!! we are all over it... gawd!! lol

umad brah? lmao!

just kidding!
 
Kite High

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shoediva said:
Wow.. this thread put a bummer in my day.. and did just what it said and made a "wack start to the morning.." Everyone needs to smoke one and have a better afternoon!
Or even better, have some cookies.. lol
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Or even better still...HAVE SOME NOOKIE!!
 
shoediva

shoediva

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see4 said:
this is a two day old thread diva!! we are all over it... gawd!! lol

umad brah? lmao!

just kidding!
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LOL.. it may be old but is new to me.. damn WORK that nasty 4 letter word does not let me keep up with this stuff.. thanks for keeping me in check
my sister wife.. lol well i guess you never accepted the proposal .. or would it be internet polygamy?
 
see4

see4

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shoediva said:
LOL.. it may be old but is new to me.. damn WORK that nasty 4 letter word does not let me keep up with this stuff.. thanks for keeping me in check
my sister wife.. lol well i guess you never accepted the proposal .. or would it be internet polygamy?
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ugh! i hate four letter words. dick cock cunt fuck shit damn and the rest of george carlin's list... oh and work too!

i accepted the proposal, im glad youre ok with my anal warts and occasional bleeding from the dick!
 
UncleBuck

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kushhound187 said:
right you are.

and it wasnt a crossbow. it was a 60 pound compund. curious2garden, crossbows are for pussys.

and yes i enjoyed eliminating a threat
. others have REPEATEDLY BLASTED A COON WITH A 45 AUTO. BEAT MUSKRATS TO DEATH WITH SHOVEL (which is pimpin).

we disnt do this for fun. we were protecting our crops. you wouldnt tell a farmer he cant shoot a coon for fucking with his corn (which farmers do shoot em for) so how are you able to instruct me on pest control. and weather or not i enjoyed doing my job.
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shuper aweshome w33d bar0n has fucking raccoons in his grow room.

the thought just makes me crack up every time.

hell, i have a flock of chickens living less than 100 feet from a pack of raccoons and i've never had a fucking raccoon problem.

i guess some people just generally fail at life.
 
see4

see4

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slowbus said:
pics or it didn't happen
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q

he is referring to having sexual intercourse with his lady friend's vagina, using his penis. Hairless cat would be a reference to her sweet sweet vajayjay, and club is an obvious reference to this man weenis.

i realize alaska lacks women, but dude, seriously.. do you need to have fox news and sarah palin spell everything out for you?

*sarcasm, busting balls... don't get your panties in a bunch.
 
see4

see4

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ever have a girl queef on your balls while she's riding you? doesn't it feel like someone else is there blowing on your ball hair?
 
see4

see4

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UncleBuck said:
it will be next to my memoir, titled "farting in the elevator: the life and times of unclebuck"
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people who steal my thunder get cut. they get cut deep.

farts are from the anus, queef from the who-ha. when was the last time you farted the scent of baby powder and rose petals?
 
see4

see4

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kelly4 said:
I wonder if I could take out a family of possums with a pair of nunchucks.
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If by possums, you mean fat girls vaginas, and by nun-chucks, you mean your dick with one of those anal strap-ons.. then yea, that sounds like fun.
 
UncleBuck

UncleBuck

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i don't even care that an animal was killed in the making of this thread, i just think it's funny that a grower who claims to have a commercial op and a trade name has been outsmarted by a raccoon.
 
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