The Omen's that we've seen...

[potpimp]

Sweetie, there is room for all of God's creatures



...right next to the mashed potatoes.

 

[Chartreuse Spruce]

Sweetie, there is room for all of God's creatures



...right next to the mashed potatoes.

what now, I'm suppose to eat it for dinner?

 

[potpimp]

Trouser snake?

 

[see4]

Sweetie, there is room for all of God's creatures



...right next to the mashed potatoes.

Too late. Its become that kind of party. I went ahead and stuck my dick in the mashed potatoes.

 

[kinetic]

Don't mind me, proud heathen just passing through.

 

[Budsworth]

Now this is a thread......

 

[Timewasmoney1]

OP i tip my hat to you for even attempting to remove that can from the snake. I wouldnt have gotten within 50 feet of that sucker! God i fucking hate snakes

 

[Chartreuse Spruce]

Don't mind me, proud heathen just passing through.

Heathen. I love that word and have used it lately to describe this very site! hmmmmm. such a sweet Bestie!

 

[Chartreuse Spruce]

I am sick about the snake guys and am afraid to help it. I am more afraid of not helping it. its cold and wet out and that fucking thing is further in the can! if I try and help it by cutting the can, it will jump at me when its free. should I film this circus for you clowns when I attempt to save its freaking rare to the exosystem...ecosystem...whatevers life...?... I helped a snake before and it hung around all year long. This one will too. If ya cant beat em join em. I better never see a mouse in my house again! I'm going to get the fucking snake!

 

[shoediva]

you may be able to call some form of animal patrol, they may help you. Yo could tr to put it in a pillow case and work from there so its mot jumpy at yo. just a couple of thoughts.

 

[potpimp]

Char, you are a real trooper!! You're probably going to need some pliers (preferably needle-nosed) or some other metal bending / tearing tool to help. If nothing else just use a knife. You can do it! You might want to put on some gloves for when you get him free.

 

[Chartreuse Spruce]

pillow case...check; plastic bag...check; fucking gloves...check. but he's going to wrap his body around my arm. omg. this is your fault.

 

[potpimp]

He can't hurt your arm by constriction. He just wants to be free. Hold him behind the head and let him calm down.

 

[sunni]

i think its time you call this guy

 

[Eclypse]

i think its time you call this guy

lmfao, Billy is more crazy then most of the animals he goes after!

 

[Chartreuse Spruce]

Well imma have to cause it happenin here! no way. im callin somebody. this is ridiculous.

 

[AltarNation]

You said he's gotten farther into the can... that implies his body is thin enough to fit in the hole... I think you should just take a can opener, a serrated knife, or a big saw and cut the very end of the can off. (the bottom, the end opposite the end he's stuck in...) He will back his head away when he sees the blade cutting in, I'd imagine. He MIGHT strike at you, but I doubt it... besides, someone already pointed out he's harmless.

Stop trying to get his head OUT of the can, and instead open the other end of the can for him. Basically.

 

[AltarNation]

At least give it a try... you don't even have to touch the snake to do it...

 

[Chartreuse Spruce]

ya I know guys. I got a razor blade to cut the bottom of the can open. He would never come out the other way just like potpimp said about the scales. I imagined holding the end together until the whole thing was sliced because I know he will get at me. But I could not pick it up. It is such a crazy site! I am a coward! I can't get my mind over it. if I just had some whiskey, I could definitely do it! My neighbor can get it.

 

[Budsworth]

Are you worried about the snake or can of beer