What men really want.......

timlang420

Active Member
Apparently I want women who treat me like shit but are so insanely hot its almost unjustifiable to walk away.
no shit, that just described like 90% of my g.f.'s. its funny cuz as much of a bitch as they may be, it almost doesnt matter, as long as they still wanna fuck. that may sound bad, like all guys wanna do is fuck, but when your in a bad relationship at least the fucking can still be good (which again describes about 90% of my relationships). my bday was last thursday and my x texted me "happy bday...smiley faces", a.k.a. "lets fuck". its funny cuz girls can do that and a dude will be at their house before they can respond, but when a dude does that somehow he's treating the girl like a slut. its just sex...whats the big fucking deal
 

AltarNation

Well-Known Member
See example:

[video=youtube;v0aRb4rAq0I]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v0aRb4rAq0I[/video]

No, seriously, watch the video, it's hilarious.
 

Indagrow

Well-Known Member
I want a chick who can be a professional with me a nice combined income, then be able to go ride with me on the weekends and have in interesting hobby of her own for the next weekend...a girl that keeps me guessing, keeps me on my toes... And obviously attractive to me otherwise I wouldn't find these things out about her
 

timlang420

Active Member
love me some david cross. lol, im super stoned right now and that shit made me laugh hella hard bro, thanks. mr.show, like david cross, was/is totally underrated.

[video=youtube;CWOqHHE4upY]http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=CWOqHHE4upY[/video]

men want good kush and alcohol...wheres see4 at?
 

schuylaar

Well-Known Member
love me some david cross. lol, im super stoned right now and that shit made me laugh hella hard bro, thanks. mr.show, like david cross, was/is totally underrated.

[video=youtube;CWOqHHE4upY]http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=CWOqHHE4upY[/video]

men want good kush and alcohol...wheres see4 at?
ahhhhhh, but the next line is"I got some damn bitches I can call" Love Me by Lil Wayne.
 

timlang420

Active Member
ahhhhhh, but the next line is"I got some damn bitches I can call" Love Me by Lil Wayne.
which is another thing men want, lol.

the last few posts ive seen see4 post have been "good kush and alcohol". i was expecting to see one here. guess i stole is shit and beat him to it.
 

schuylaar

Well-Known Member
which is another thing men want, lol.

the last few posts ive seen see4 post have been "good kush and alcohol". i was expecting to see one here. guess i stole is shit and beat him to it.
Yeah that and "so 2000 and late" have been making the rounds anyone have their (notice spelling) own imagination? This is after all a stoners site lol...
 

april

Pickle Queen
Personally speaking it wouldn't bother me,I'd still start at her feet and work my way up:lol:
Spoken like a true man ... or woman... lol

What about puffy bush... does that stop u...?

Do men prefer blonds or brunettes? Honestly...

Skinny or chubby women..

Makeup or none..just fucking spill it.. lol

I spent 5 hours listening to a handsome man talk about all sorts of things...it was hard to not babble about myself but I kept asking him questions about his topic, but well worth it...he kept looking at my lips..
 

fr3d12

Well-Known Member
Spoken like a true man ... or woman... lol

What about puffy bush... does that stop u...?

Do men prefer blonds or brunettes? Honestly...

Skinny or chubby women..

Makeup or none..just fucking spill it.. lol

I spent 5 hours listening to a handsome man talk about all sorts of things...it was hard to not babble about myself but I kept asking him questions about his topic, but well worth it...he kept looking at my lips..
Haha I'm a man.
Bush didn't bother the cave men or the hippies so it aint gonna bother me,hygiene is a must though.
I've no preference with regard to hair colour cos even if you meet a blnde chances are a year later she's gone and dyed it anyway.
I think a girl with a shape like Roz from Frasier would do it for me,not sure what she would be considered as.
The vast majority of women don't need make up anyway but I think that should be personal preference as long as it's not plastered on.
 

skunkd0c

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Ok ladies!!! Lets see how well we know the opposite sex.

What do they really want apart from a chef in the kitchen and a whore in the bedroom.?!?

Endless supplies of weed, alcohol etc??
lady chef's make sandwiches .. and cup-cakes

A lady that is so interesting to listen to, she never needs to ask the question "are you listening to me ?"
with confidence she knows that when she speaks i will be listening attentively
 

Kodank Moment

Well-Known Member
Do men really care if we shave our legs daily? does a little stubble bother u?
For you? I wouldn't be lookin at your legs. I'd be to busy between them to notice.

Spoken like a true man ... or woman... lol

What about puffy bush... does that stop u...?

Do men prefer blonds or brunettes? Honestly...

Skinny or chubby women..

Makeup or none..just fucking spill it.. lol

I spent 5 hours listening to a handsome man talk about all sorts of things...it was hard to not babble about myself but I kept asking him questions about his topic, but well worth it...he kept looking at my lips..
I prefer my woman from skinny to thick. No thanks on fat. Brunettes over blondes but nothing better then a gorgeous red head. I prefer at least neatly kept pubes but shaven is preferred.


Make-up is bullshit. Hate it. The lesser the better. A little goes a long way.

Regardless of all that, if you were the opposite of all my prefeneces I'd be all over you based on personality alone. You are fuckin awesome on a whole new level.
 

UncleBuck

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What about puffy bush... does that stop u...?
we all have our preferences about shaved/trimmed/nothing, but puffiness will not stop me in my tracks (especially if everything else is nice).

Do men prefer blonds or brunettes? Honestly...
omission of redheads loses you major points.

honestly, i could give two shits what color the hair is if i really want you.

Skinny or chubby women..
i prefer 10 extra pounds rather than 10 too few, but i'd fuck either.*

Makeup or none..just fucking spill it.. lol
if you can only look good with makeup, that sucks. bad. my condolences.
 

Flaming Pie

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Ok ladies!!! Lets see how well we know the opposite sex.

What do they really want apart from a chef in the kitchen and a whore in the bedroom.?!?

Endless supplies of weed, alcohol etc??
HIM: What are we doing for dinner?
Me: What do you want?
HIM: Food.
Me: Can you be more specific?

Men are simple. Feed them, stroke them, tuck them in at night.

Let them have some money in their pockets so they don't looked whipped in front of their friends. Buy them toys every once in a while, be it video games or power tools.
 

Flaming Pie

Well-Known Member
I want a girl in good shape with a good personality who has some motivation and drive to better herself be it through school or work who can hold her own in a conversation and is opinionated but supports me in my decisions. i could add more onto this but this makes a pretty good core
[video=youtube_share;u7aDstrDMf0]http://youtu.be/u7aDstrDMf0[/video]
 
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