Velveeta vs Kraft

[Metasynth]

I cannot believe that a processed cheese thread on a premier stoner site needed me to point out the obvious. Velveeta takes the silver, but the gold goes to

cn

Cheez-It makes a cheese in a can? I require a case...to be buried with in my tomb when I pass....Which may come sooner than expected if I have a case of cheese in a can laying around.

 

[Metasynth]

I've never had cheese from a can...is it all foamy like mousse or is there more substance too it?

It's dense. Got some heft to it.

 

[cannabineer]

Cheez-It makes a cheese in a can? I require a case...to be buried with in my tomb when I pass....Which may come sooner than expected if I have a case of cheese in a can laying around.

Archaeologists of the future will worship you. cn

 

[hereshegrows]

It's dense. Got some heft to it.

That's amazing that they can make hefty cheese quirt out! Are you suppose to squirt it directly into your mouth? I gotta try this next time I'm state side.

 

[Metasynth]

That's amazing that they can make hefty cheese quirt out! Are you suppose to squirt it directly into your mouth? I gotta try this next time I'm state side.

I like it on crackers. Or my finger. But you can always apply directly to the oral region.

 

[hereshegrows]

Well, why are there more pictures of drunk, passed out people being drawn on with squirt cheese? I think someone has dropped the ball on this.

 

[cannabineer]

I like it on crackers. Or my finger. But you can always apply directly to the oral region.

Squirrel - !! cn

 

[cannabineer]

That's amazing that they can make hefty cheese quirt out! Are you suppose to squirt it directly into your mouth? I gotta try this next time I'm state side.

It's pressurized with nitrous oxide. Two sacraments, one can. cn

 

[Total Head]

i would have to pick kraft because they make the stuff in the can. i've never seen velveeta cheese in a can. i could go with either/or for boxed mac and cheese, but i always prefer the goopy stuff over the powder. the "slices" are just plain wrong no matter what brand they are. if i'm eating sliced processed cheese i'm getting it from the deli. land o' lakes 4 lyfe.

 

[giggles26]

I draw on myself with canned cheese all the time

 

[joe macclennan]

pics or didn't happen

 

[Metasynth]

I just pass out while eating it on crackers, and wake up with a cracker stuck to my forehead with easy cheese. But the cheese coma is such a good sleep... . ................

 

[UncleBuck]

 

[Metasynth]

Is that a cheese star? What flavor? Cheddar?

 

[cannabineer]

Totoroquefort. cn

 

[Metasynth]

Totoroquefort. cn

Nice catch.

 

[giggles26]

pics or didn't happen

Ask uncle buck, I think he still has his stash...

 

[UncleBuck]

Ask uncle buck, I think he still has his stash...

 

[giggles26]

See told you he has them

 

[Nutes and Nugs]

I used to put that spray cheese in my dogs Kong toys.
Kept them busy for hours.