Brilliant Idea! Lets Vote THE CANNABIS PLANT for next president!

MISSPHOEBE

Well-Known Member
We have tried humans!

(and they all turned from wonderful preachers into doom agents)

Lets try a PLANT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Come on people - let us rise up! and show our Love of all things GREEN

Vote " The Cannabis Plant " for President!

The Cannabis Plant will spread its happy-giggly-ness to the world and everyone will chill out & enjoy!

I VOTE " THE CANNABIS PLANT "

:)

whos with me?

Lets start a Campaign!

;)
 

curious2garden

Well-Known Mod
Staff member
Doesn't this belong in politics? But seriously why would you self-identify to the Feds? No I'd rather let them spend at least a few sheckels to find me.
 

curious2garden

Well-Known Mod
Staff member
I dunno the Feds do say Cocaine is a safer bet....
Yes they do LOL! Don't worry we appear right on track. The dispensaries are being rolled up. I expect Big Pharma, in it's 'white' cape, in here anytime soon to errr rescue us, yeah that's it.
 

Scrotie Mcboogerballs

Well-Known Member
She doesn't need to take office. Mary's already got this country on lock. She brushes the lips of everyone she comes into contact with. The people love her but we don't need a classy hooker in office.
 

curious2garden

Well-Known Mod
Staff member
......snip..........The people love her but we don't need a classy hooker in office.
Oh dear! I have the perfect response but I can't 'accurately' translate it from Subic bay gutter dialect. Any sailor's out there wanna lend a lady a hand? LOL

I've tried to make it easy just fill in the blank, "You mean compared to the _______________________ (plural), in office previously?"
 

MojoRison

Well-Known Member
Yes they do LOL! Don't worry we appear right on track. The dispensaries are being rolled up. I expect Big Pharma, in it's 'white' cape, in here anytime soon to errr rescue us, yeah that's it.
They want the profits and the accolades which would come from giving the public a "new" drug to help with numerous aliments, but they don't want you to feel good while taking them, the only drugs they sell will kill you just as easily cure you.

The only difference I can see is they just don't want us happy, giddy, euphoric or content. They prefer their patients to be uneducated, scared and in general speaking terms a lemming.

Ranting?

Yes I am, because I've witnessed the corruption first hand.
 

gioua

Well-Known Member
They want the profits and the accolades which would come from giving the public a "new" drug to help with numerous aliments, but they don't want you to feel good while taking them, the only drugs they sell will kill you just as easily cure you.

The only difference I can see is they just don't want us happy, giddy, euphoric or content. They prefer their patients to be uneducated, scared and in general speaking terms a lemming.

Ranting?

Yes I am, because I've witnessed the corruption first hand.

what about booze.. booze makes people happy giddy etc..


(4 drinks later I'LL CUT YOU)
 

kinetic

Well-Known Member
Yes they do LOL! Don't worry we appear right on track. The dispensaries are being rolled up. I expect Big Pharma, in it's 'white' cape, in here anytime soon to errr rescue us, yeah that's it.
I see a future where I only smoke what I or a known fellow grower has. Im not into pills and certainly not into pill makers growing my weed out for me.
 

MojoRison

Well-Known Member
what about booze.. booze makes people happy giddy etc..


(4 drinks later I'LL CUT YOU)
True enough.
Let me ask you this...

Why do bars have parking lots when it's illegal to drink and drive?
Why do they have "ride" programs to stop drunk driving, but there's drive thru liquor/beer stores?
Why do they have hot guys/girls in beer commercials having a great time, every time...when in reality most have beer bellies and the highest incidents of domestic violence occur after heavy drinking.

Because they make money, so much money they can influence government policies by buying {donations anyone} politicians.
They want us to see the world through rose coloured glasses, not green tinted shades.








Man who pissed my cereal this morning :cuss:

Sorry guys having a bad day.
 

Harrekin

Well-Known Member
We have tried humans!

(and they all turned from wonderful preachers into doom agents)

Lets try a PLANT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Come on people - let us rise up! and show our Love of all things GREEN

Vote
" The Cannabis Plant " for President!

The Cannabis Plant will spread its happy-giggly-ness to the world and everyone will chill out & enjoy!

I VOTE
" THE CANNABIS PLANT "

:)

whos with me?

Lets start a Campaign!

;)
Which one?
 

ginwilly

Well-Known Member
I'm in!

New criteria for presidency, must be both smokeable and edible. Salmon, sausage, etc could be eligible. Knowing us we'd elect a bunch of butts though. How do we exempt the pig without looking religiously motivated?
 

cannabineer

Ursus marijanus
I'm in!

New criteria for presidency, must be both smokeable and edible. Salmon, sausage, etc could be eligible. Knowing us we'd elect a bunch of butts though. How do we exempt the pig without looking religiously motivated?
That won't change la Lewinski's vote ... cn
 
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