Jimmyjonestoo
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My body has been conditioned to be up and moving by 5:30 am so if its my day off and the grass needs mowed im out there by 8. Sorry.
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Scrotie Mcboogerballs
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I'm usually up pretty early but it's the principle. It's alright though, i'll get him back.
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Jimmyjonestoo
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I hear ya man. If my neighbors were a little cooler i might let em sleep in a bit but they arent so fuck em. Besides, me mowing at 8 am is better than hom never fucking mowing.
I am up by 4am.. I wont mow the yard till least 2 joints have been used.. will mow my yard any time I want.. (I do use a push mower tho..) I have never seen so many people outsource their own yard work as I have here in CA..
Scrotie Mcboogerballs
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Agreed. This is the first time he's mowed it, so I guess I should be appreciative? lol It's really ironic. I try to be an alter boy when it comes to appearance, and he does the complete opposite being an officer of the law. Yard looks terrible. His wife is young so she has girlfriends over at every time of the day being loud. It really cracks me up.
Scrotie Mcboogerballs
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So . . 5:30 am? lol
Jimmyjonestoo
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Oh they outsource it here too. Ive made a living at it for 8 years. I enjoy it tho.
Scrotie Mcboogerballs
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One of life's many lessons: If there is something to be done, there is someone that will pay to have it done.
MojoRison
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And that my friend is a huge problem with weed today, the facade we have to wear in order for us to feel like a regular person and not someone who society views as a menace....I really hate hiding!
minnesmoker
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Yeah, that mowing at 6:30 in the AM actually would fall under "construction and industrial activities." We can run industrial or construction machinery between the hours of 5:00 AM and 9:00 PM (some cities have more lax regulations, some more strict.) It sucks, but, that's the law. (I've been complained about, running diesels in the evening, and once tried to complain about a lawn maintenance crew out at 6:15 in the morning.)
MojoRison
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I've seen a video where a journalist outsourced his entire life for a full year.
Scrotie Mcboogerballs
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I'm remodeling my house in a couple months. We have any issues with me getting woke up everyday i'll have the construction crew out here at 6am till it's finished.
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I watched the most outrageous documentary last night. Has anybody seen The Ambassador?
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt2048877/
Jimmyjonestoo
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Sometimes i get paid an outragous amount of money to do a job that person could do themselves in an hour. Not complaining ive always said "some people have more dollars than sense."
Jimmyjonestoo
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Nothing wrong at all. Thats hilarious. Would also be my responcd.
Scrotie Mcboogerballs
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'Do you thank the lord?'
Nope, pretty much got it under control. Thanks though! haha
Nope, pretty much got it under control. Thanks though! haha
Steve French
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"Did you thank the lord for dropping that tornado on your house?"
