This cat I have, I have this cat,
this cat is noooo one's pet.
He doesn't purr when I pet him,
when I get him toys he doesn't like them
he always shits on the floor in the kitchen.
This fucking cat, this cat of mine,
treats me like I'm doing time.
This cat I have, I have this cat,
this cat nooooo one's pet!
He gets in the window
and breaks all the blinds.
He is fucking with me
while I write this rhyme.
Look here fucking cat,
stupid cat of mine,
I'll kick you in the ass
I'm telling you one last time!
This cat I have, I have this cat,
he is smarter than I thought.
He looked at me,
tilted his head,
then he said:
"It ain't me dude,
it's all in your head."
I reach to my cat,
this cat of mine,
and give him a rub.
Then he takes a breath,
and asks me:
"Haven't you seen fight club?"
A story about insanity.