The UK Growers Thread!

pon

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I do but my mrs usually stinks o too much perfume, the plants were by the back doors so i reckon she musta brushed past em when she put the washing out this morning, 'kin going to the airport very early tomora, hope we dont stink the place out! Fuck it I just cut the fuckers down & hung em in the loft untrimmed.
do you smoke in the house aswel pon? probably that if so more than the plants. smoke sticks to clothes n hair etc.
 

indikat

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Wt extra nutes would be best mate? And how are your yields of bio?
U also use biobizz allmix an nuts and I also use extras for top dressing including home made supersoil, bat shit and lime. Others don't rate allmix and prefer plagron lightmix which I ent tried yet, yield is down to so many things...whats yer set up?
 

zVice

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Sambs the fairy just left mine, she said you had a small cock (even for her tiny frame) and were a terrible lay. Sent her on her way
 

indikat

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I do but my mrs usually stinks o too much perfume, the plants were by the back doors so i reckon she musta brushed past em when she put the washing out this morning, 'kin going to the airport very early tomora, hope we dont stink the place out! Fuck it I just cut the fuckers down & hung em in the loft untrimmed.
prolly the plant itself sepc if its in late flower I thinkit gives of a green fog that lingers on everything just like cookin chips or curry jus fukin lingers, those smellies are only soluble in solvent so don't evapourate so quickly, if my fans go I got a generator for back up cos in 20 mins the whole place stinks
 

pon

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must be it indi, hope it aint lingered to the suitcases :(
prolly the plant itself sepc if its in late flower I thinkit gives of a green fog that lingers on everything just like cookin chips or curry jus fukin lingers, those smellies are only soluble in solvent so don't evapourate so quickly, if my fans go I got a generator for back up cos in 20 mins the whole place stinks
 

indikat

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must be it indi, hope it aint lingered to the suitcases :(
I don smoke baccy an have a good nose fer weed eventhough I around it constantly, thank god, few hours linger only Pon as long as the suitcases didn't brush them....should be gud...glass jar fer the holiday stash?
 

newuserlol

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I do but my mrs usually stinks o too much perfume, the plants were by the back doors so i reckon she musta brushed past em when she put the washing out this morning, 'kin going to the airport very early tomora, hope we dont stink the place out! Fuck it I just cut the fuckers down & hung em in the loft untrimmed.
probably that then pon, that smell when youve brushed against them can last for ages.

you off anywhere nice 2mora then?
 

pon

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holiday stash in one o those clip lock air tight tupperware jobs, so hope i dont get stopped
I don smoke baccy an have a good nose fer weed eventhough I around it constantly, thank god, few hours linger only Pon as long as the suitcases didn't brush them....should be gud...glass jar fer the holiday stash?
 

pon

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menorca nulol, i was a bit parra about leaving em by the french doors to finish - i feel a lot better now they are int' loft - I cant smell owt now.
probably that then pon, that smell when youve brushed against them can last for ages.

you off anywhere nice 2mora then?
 

Jmc1

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U also use biobizz allmix an nuts and I also use extras for top dressing including home made supersoil, bat shit and lime. Others don't rate allmix and prefer plagron lightmix which I ent tried yet, yield is down to so many things...whats yer set up?
My set up is 600hps 1.2 x1.2 tent havnt started it yet tryin to find out wt soils ect is best for beginners really bought sum big budha cheese and blue cheese also gettin pogk 3 plants ov each
 

newuserlol

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menorca nulol, i was a bit parra about leaving em by the french doors to finish - i feel a lot better now they are int' loft - I cant smell owt now.
nice m8, hope you have a good hols.

i wouldnt be too keen leaving 2 late flowering plants by the french doors either, much better in the loft pon at least ya want be worrying bout em during ya hols.

My set up is 600hps 1.2 x1.2 tent havnt started it yet tryin to find out wt soils ect is best for beginners really bought sum big budha cheese and blue cheese also gettin pogk 3 plants ov each
soil in general is very forgiving well much more than other mediums, bio-bizz is a good soil for beginners and i have seen many times real good results from just sticking to the bio-bizz feeding chart that could be a option for u to start.

although the full range of nutes to stick true to the chart is a little expensive.
 

indikat

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My set up is 600hps 1.2 x1.2 tent havnt started it yet tryin to find out wt soils ect is best for beginners really bought sum big budha cheese and blue cheese also gettin pogk 3 plants ov each
sounds good, don't forget the fans and carbon filters
 

IC3M4L3

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Sound mate ill try that out and see what happens
id say coco for beginnners, soil can have allsorts of shit, u can overwater too, and thats a new growers number 1 mistake overwatering, id say stik with coco, while soil has a better taste i just think coco is easier, no need to PH ect.
 

bazoomer

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HELP please folks ... going for a damn good job ive been after for a year on Monday, but , i have to go in there threw an agency, ive just looked at there web site & it says they drug screen there drivers !!!, thinking i will take some of my mrs piss in a little something taped to my groin ?? what you think fellas ? can they tell woman's from mans piss ? .fuck sake , i really need this job !

Cheers guys, i know u will come up with sommat .

ps, if they do swab test ,i guess thats me fucked right up !,im oozing THC ! what with the cakes & smoking all day every day !
 

Mastergrow

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HELP please folks ... going for a damn good job ive been after for a year on Monday, but , i have to go in there threw an agency, ive just looked at there web site & it says they drug screen there drivers !!!, thinking i will take some of my mrs piss in a little something taped to my groin ?? what you think fellas ? can they tell woman's from mans piss ? .fuck sake , i really need this job !

Cheers guys, i know u will come up with sommat .
can buy synthetic piss online m8, passes for a man or women's and can get a heated pouch to keep it at the right temps

i was asking about this maybe a month or two ago, a m8 started a job wer they wer goina do the same, never heard no more about it off him, he's still working ther and still taking drugs so dunno what's goin on
 

bazoomer

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can buy synthetic piss online m8, passes for a man or women's and can get a heated pouch to keep it at the right temps

i was asking about this maybe a month or two ago, a m8 started a job wer they wer goina do the same, never heard no more about it off him, he's still working ther and still taking drugs so dunno what's goin on
No time 4 that now m8, got to go signe up with em Monday morning ! My rim is doing 1p -10p !
 
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