Prison experiences
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OhJameson
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Unlike all of you, I am a ) Not pretending/claiming to be a "bad ass" and b.) Smart enough to not do stupid shit that would land me in a cell wasting my pathetic life away.
Just because you went to prison you're bad ass? Any one can land themselves there. More likely you'd be bad ass for doing the shit you did and actually get away with it.
OhJameson
Member
Thank you. Can I have two more to satisfy all my holes?Your ass hole needs something bigger than a big middle finger?
How about two
doublejj
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Wow, this is sounding more like prison every day!.......Your ass hole needs something bigger than a big middle finger?
How about two
NietzscheKeen
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OH.... so THOSE are the kinda prison stories OhJameson is hoping for.
I'm pen pals with the Unabomber, biatch! How bad ass is THAT?!
I'm pen pals with the Unabomber, biatch! How bad ass is THAT?!
Commander Strax
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leaf them alone, there prolly just dumI'm here to let some PP know that "lease bit" and "least bit" are two totally different things...mainly, only one exists.
Other than that, these stories are weak.
doublejj
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Well then this thread isn't for you.......this is for the real..... "stupid Bad Asses"........
doublejj
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I think you Bad Ass Kinetic.........
OhJameson
Member
I never said I was innocent. Just smart enough not to get CAUGHT.
kinetic
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It looks like your winning attitude is going to take you places.
Indagrow
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So those who end up in lock up only committed the crimes that got them there? I know your trolling and that's fine just a simple hole i your logic. It was also humorous how you just came out with stating you have a pathetic life haha
OhJameson
Member
Need more trolling practice. Just woke up. Feeling rusty.
Says the girl who doesn't know the difference between humility/humiliation LOLI'm here to let some PP know that "lease bit" and "least bit" are two totally different things...mainly, only one exists.
Other than that, these stories are weak.
https://www.rollitup.org/toke-n-talk/666011-male-using-pregnant-female-urine.html#post9180515
I do the same damn thing it's why I gave up, for the most part, correcting others. It's like karma. As soon as you do it it bites you right back in the ass EVERY time LOL
Especially when you are getting ready to deliver a baby, you are on a pot forum and you can't do the math LOL. Now THAT is an approaching shit storm you would think anyone could see bwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahaaaaaaaaaaaa
doublejj
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Sounds like she may have her own badass prison stories soon.......lol
This could be her doing research! Come on JJ I'm sure you have some women's stories you could share and help.
As for me no prison, only time I actually saw the inside of a jail was for a drunk/disorderly (bar fight, I am so ashamed). They kicked me in the morning. Thank you, Jesus, I never did THAT again.
doublejj
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Women's Prison?.......No way..... If you think the men prisoners are bad, the women are worse!.........I know 2 staff at Folsom that worked at the women's prison before Folsom, they both said they were lucky to get out of there with a job!..........Where the men are all broken into different 'cliques' & come at you 1 at a time, the women will conspire & gang-up on you if they don't like you.......ruthless!!!! They scare me!