I made an account here just so I can reply to this thread... I know it is a very old one, and the baby is probably born and very healthy now, but I feel like my respond would be much appreciated.
Hi, I am a regularly marijuana user for a rare type of insomnia. When I was born and diagnosed with this case, doctors were shocked that I was even born. You see, the type of insomnia that I have has only been evident in infant deaths. What happens is that once this trait is visible in the unborn, he/she wakes up to death, and sometimes kills the mom too. Researchers around the world were interested.
I was born in Iran, and my family smokes hashish frequently. During my moms pregnancy with me, she smoked hashish full of shit in a hookah with burning hot charcoals on top. When this was found out, all funds for researchers backed up. However, I am hundred percent positive that this was the reason I am alive today.
I was 5 years old when we moved out of Iran, and lived in Europe (Due to religion). Not much did we know o the racism in Austria, where I remember being bullied all the time, and beat up. On a typical day, my instructor would call me up and say, "If you are going to take terrorist actions, go back to your country," for fake punching my best friend in mid air while laughing after he had started it. I knew exactly what she was saying, and my exact words were "I've never been to my own country, BITCH" in German while laughing. This was when I was 7 years old... I got kicked out of the school. When I look back, I wonder why I had never committed suicide or something; I fucking had a hard life as a child in Austria. Imagine living in a huge house from the begging of your life and going to your dad's manufacturing company after school with your friends to play soccer in the huge place, and all in a sudden, I was living in a single unit with my brother and both parents. Our Bathtub and toilet was in the kitchen so you couldn't use both at the same time. Yet, I was such a happy kid. Always had fun, even though it was just with my little brother in that house.
Today, I have been in the states for the past 9 years. I am 19 year old, and I am ivy league university Graduate Student studying Aerospace Engineering. I am VERY ahead of my colleagues, and while part of it is because I have taken advantage of my insomnia, I feel like using cannabis every single day since I was born (as edibles) has helped me be very creative, especially in my field.
I hate how the cannabis culture is SOOO degraded. Why the FUCK do you guys call it MARIJUANAA or weed or some shit?? IT's fucking Cannabis, get it right. people ask me do you smoke weed? I tell them, "No, but I do inhaling pure cannabis resin gland extract (Co2 extract, which is very pure there is nothing left in it besides the actual plant oil because carbon dioxide just evaporates at normal room temperature, and either way it's just fucking carbon dioxide, what you breath out and plants (like cannabis) breath and give back oxygen to you) through a water pipe, while contacting the oil on a pre-heated Titanium or Quartz nail with a titanium tool for its medical and/or psychoactive property. No, it is not bad for you... or me... or any other person; in fact, it is beneficial, and if you're not convinced, I'd love to help you better understand.
By the way, I am also a competitive swimmer and water polo player. Which worked out great, because while I was supposed to be a freshman in high school, I was actually a senior, so I played on the senior team and honestly, they were all smaller than me. Not just my teammates, like every single person within my league. Oh, by the way, I have a CIF Championship ring
beat it mathafuckaaas.
Oh and also, I have never drank a sip of alcohol or taken a toke of ANYTHING but cannabis. Some other stuff I NEVER use is sugar substitute, high fructose corn syrup, and many many other things. I very nutritional, that why I only inhale the best of the best hashish.
hey vacpurgeee mathaafuckerrr... i HOPEEEEEEEEEEEEEE your child dies before birth due to ur wife using dishsoap. and ur wife alongside... oh and common, you'll need to kill yourself after seeing that happen, no? Yes you will
becuaseee your a weak pussyyyyyy. Fuck of this world RETARD! and suck a bag of dicks while your at it.
This is my typical night eating my middle eastern dish after long hours of studying and few dabs