Trying to help my bro pass drug test, but we can't keep piss at steady temp.

[mysunnyboy]

Handwarmers are lame. Use your vehicle defrost function and let your "test" cool down to YOUR body temp.. You don't raise it up (the temp), you cool it down to your body temp.

Pee also last for weeks.

Sometimes you encounter physicals right after your pee test. What to do?

Look for all that crap in my future thread about how to fake a pee test and pass 100%.

i don't take them anymore, just the way i previously passed many. hand warmers work very well when you live in fla and don't want to heat up the car. different things work for different ppl

 

[smokeenkush]

waddup man u think u can give me some advice

 

[kinetic]

waddup man u think u can give me some advice

Yes, read through the entire thread you just posted in.

 

[smokeenkush]

ya I did but thanks tho just loookin for all the info I can get from diferent perspectives and personal experience

 

[kinetic]

ya I did but thanks tho smart ass

So what advice is it that you still seek? Maybe being specific will help?

 

[Stillbuzzin]

Listen to what Beardo has to say. Hes as well never mind.

 

[smokeenkush]

alright cool, nd my bad bout the "smart ass", didn't know you were actually trying to help again my apologies. im over 250 bout 280 i got a test coming up in about 25 days, i have stopped smoking and now im trying to detox. i would prefer to go in clean but given my weight i dnt think that will be possible. im wondering if synthetic urine can be detected like can they tell its fake piss. if so im more than willing to try and aquire some REAL piss that's clean. but that will most likely be a last resort (within last 5 days if i havnt flushed everything out already). i would prefer not to mask my specimen because i tried one of those drinks the other day and unfortunately 2 OTC tests both came up positive. another option i am considering is a daily dose of niacin i heard rumors that it works and i heard that it doesn't so i don't know...please help

 

[kinetic]

I used the synthetic urine with success. It came in a small squeeze bottle and said to shake and microwave for how ever many seconds. After that I wrapped a handwarmer around it with a rubber band. Nervous as hell I went to give my "sample". I waited for about an hour or so before I was actually called in to give my sample. Once inside the bathroom I took out the small bottle as I started to really piss. (My advice is to actually practice doing this. Don't try it the first time once you're giving the sample.) Squeezed it into the cup, squeezed some into the toilet flushed washed my hands and left.

Dress nice and be polite when you go. Quiet confidence, try not to look nervous. That's what I did. It worked for me. I've heard both things about niacin, I've heard people eating canning wax. All kinds of stuff, all I can do is tell you how I did it.

I've heard of a lady failing a test and asking if "Testing postive from marijuana is something she could catch sleeping with her husband, because he smokes it."

p.s.
I would still advocate for flushing you system out in the next 25 days and take another home test. We as humans abuse our bodies so much that sometimes having a window to work towards is a helpful thing.

 

[smokeytokeybear]

azo tablets worked for me a long while back, makes your piss look like orange gatorade tho
@bigsby amen brother, i dont give a damn, nothing going up my ass

 

[Kodank Moment]

Gargle it, about 2 minutes, right before you gotta take the test. Worked for me.