The UK Growers Thread!

[IC3M4L3]

A nice lump of soap arrived today. Very nicr. Much better than the street.shit


Many thanx

 

[DrOfWelshMagic]

Sounds much like my childhood, only I had to only share with one brother and we had a console each, I had a snes! Always appreciated Christmas and birthday presents no matter what they were because we knew our parents worked hard to provide for us.
anything extra I wanted either had to be saved up for through paper rounds and market work, or forgotten about.

spot on sky

 

[DrOfWelshMagic]

A nice lump of soap arrived today. Very nicr. Much better than the street.shit


Many thanx

I like imperial leather myself.

 

[indikat]

aree young people sounding old today or do I jus need a hit?

 

[Don Gin and Ton]

that wee one needs showing the hairy side and reet quick. though it sounds like it's too late. wait til she's turfed out and has to get a job

 

[Don Gin and Ton]

Plenty of sand, bubbletastic even.....

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The effect is where it's at though, it's gonna be quite a heavy hitter in 3 weeks.

Screws your eyes up and smashes you in the face after a few goes then finally nudges you over the edge into nodding dog land, it's fucking lovely! lol

It might have to get a reveg as I didn't save those 2 cuts.

hahaha bloody typical eh... that's going to be some reveg lol. breadknife to the roots lol. I've just done it. wasn't too bad..... well it's not broon bread just yet....

I was gutted the 8 week super frosty one didn't survive a reveg.

 

[MrSkyhighatrist]

that wee one needs showing the hairy side and reet quick. though it sounds like it's too late. wait til she's turfed out and has to get a job

Someone like that will live with their parents indefinitely because they know they will always get what they want.

 

[Don Gin and Ton]

folks deserve everything they get. tenner says she's on bridezillas or jizza kyle within 10 years.

 

[tip top toker]

Just seen your sig Don, cracked me right up

 

[DrOfWelshMagic]

Someone like that will live with their parents indefinitely because they know they will always get what they want.

and couldn't survive on their own.

 

[skunkd0c]

easy for older people, but what about the people who can look you up, cant think of examples right now, but i mean like curious police or people at the bank? hardly 19 yr old being self employed haha seriously cannot get a job to save my life right now apply for everything i can handle yet i hear fuck all back, when i was at the jobcentre they said to include my age and tell em im young and fit that will help loads, so thats what iv been doin yet they would prefer an ex teacher with a stack of degrees for removals? fs id have 2 sofas on my shoulders and these old cunt have what 10 year left of heavy liftin before they are kapoot.
hell i applied for the watchmakers position and when i was there yesterday in the centre i seen the apprentice they hired, a woman about 30 yr old for a trainee job? ohh yeah cuz it wernt her tits that got the job mmm

Fuck dude, i had no idea you are only 19, now you have made me feel old lol, well i am old

its a hard world out there, got to step up your game to compete with those old fucks

i see a dude the other week he must of been about 70, he was pushing trolleys
great big huge fucking curly line of trolleys he nearly hit my car, the blind cunt
anyway i agree i would much rather a young guy do a job like that
those old fucks should be put out to pasture , they could be made into tesco beef burgers or something

you could be a young 19 year old self employed hairdresser who only does a few blow drys per week for tax reasons lol
do you look like one of these young people with a funny hairstyle like on x-factor, or are you more of the mean chav type ?

i guess if your appearance is more chav/thug like then maybe the hairdresser thing will not work , you could always say you are a professional freelance hod carrier

do you know anything about computers ?
you could be a self employed computer programmer , this works well as most people know nothing about computers and do not want to talk about them anyway because they have eyefones

im not totally sure what you are asking, how to hide your profits or how to pretend you are not a lazy bastard with no job, or how to get a job ?

peace

 

[Don Gin and Ton]

lol TTT it amused IC <3 M4L35 no end

 

[Don Gin and Ton]

Fuck dude, i had no idea you are only 19, now you have made me feel old lol, well i am old

its a hard world out there, got to step up your game to compete with those old fucks

i see a dude the other week he must of been about 70, he was pushing trolleys
great big huge fucking curly line of trolleys he nearly hit my car, the blind cunt
anyway i agree i would much rather a young guy do a job like that
those old fucks should be put out to pasture , they could be made into tesco beef burgers or something

you could be a young 19 year old self employed hairdresser who only does a few blow drys per week for tax reasons lol
do you look like one of these young people with a funny hairstyle like on x-factor, or are you more of the mean chav type ?

i guess if your appearance is more chav/thug like then maybe the hairdresser thing will not work , you could always say you are a professional freelance hod carrier

do you know anything about computers ?
you could be a self employed computer programmer , this works well as most people know nothing about computers and do not want to talk about them anyway because they have eyefones

im not totally sure what you are asking, how to hide your profits or how to pretend you are not a lazy bastard with no job, or how to get a job ?

peace

offering your time free as work experience and getting a foothold in any job is easy. so long as your under your minimum number of hours with the jobbyweekers your good.

 

[skunkd0c]

offering your time free as work experience and getting a foothold in any job is easy. so long as your under your minimum number of hours with the jobbyweekers your good.

That is a good idea, there are also lots of charity shops and other voluntary positions that could result in a job at the end of it if you're lucky
offering to work for free on a trial period might give the edge over the old fuckers

 

[Don Gin and Ton]

got an email from those guys at BB today, 50% off and the first 5 orders get a ree 10 pack of the new strain Black SS.

 

[IC3M4L3]

lol TTT it amused IC <3 M4L35 no end

i know it took u hours so suss how to use letters as words u spon, so plz get of that soap box haha

 

[Don Gin and Ton]

spon? you're almost there. i think there's funding for iPads with tap pictures to talk words programs on. you should have a look and see if you eligible man.

 

[samboka]

• hey guys, guess this is not the right place for this post, but i need a quick n pro advice, so do excuse me. i got a a plant for 3 months. been folowing almost every tip on the net. Am supoz to be in flowering but sustained the veg period because of the stunt growth and skinny appearance. I don't know about the breed. I'v been reading on pruning, LST, etc but need advice from you guys abt how to improve the yield. am attaching sme pics for you to get an idea. I also need to know if its a male or female plant.
  

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[tip top toker]

i know it took u hours so suss how to use letters as words u spon, so plz get of that soap box haha

Are you sure you dont mean numbers?

 

[indikat]

chopped the OG18 headband very frosty plant but slowed rite up at the end, got full tent of 12 bushes at diff stages another tut fer tha chop tmrw, gonna up the vert lite wiv a son t 600 vert an another digi b