Random Jibber Jabber Thread

[kushhound187]

So I think this older woman at the grocery store was kind of coming onto me, she's a cashier, probably 10-15 years older than me, I see her pretty often whenever I go in there, maybe 2-3 times a week and each time I get the same kind of feeling. She's actually pretty attractive so I kind of try to flirt back and smile. She calls me 'mijo' and I find it cute as hell! I was buying my dad some beer so I set it up on the checkout and this is how the conversation went: Her: Oh I don't need to see your ID, I know you're 21 (cute smile) Me: oh, OK, I'm 25, but the beer is for my dad anyway (cute smirk attempt back) Her: aw just a baby (really cute smile), getting a pretty obvious vibe at this point.. She hands me the receipt and makes sure to touch my hand and smile again.

I've been getting this feeling for a few weeks, but I'm not sure what the best way would be to go about taking the next step, beyond the grocery store I have no idea what we could possibly have in common and that's not much of an interesting subject, also, she's closer to my moms age than mine, just putting that out there..

So hypothetically, if I wanted to land this chick in the bedroom, what do you think would be the best way to do it? I seem to already have an in, but how should I progress it further?

You dont even have to try at this point. unless you are totally lame (which dosent seem to be the case in her eyes). ive known some greazy cats who picked up some classy women just by being nice. pick up lines are totally overrated. its not something you should reaherse, that shits gotta come on the spot.

and if she calls you mijo, try learning some spannish, its sooo eazy, and sounds nice.

and when you get home, be prepared for the best sex of your life. all the 18 year old bimbos in the world wish they could fuck like a woman in their 30s and 40s. the little bimbos need more years of practice before i bother with them.. Not that im some couger chaser, but i dont sleep with girls younger than me as a general rule. its just not as much fun

 

[potpimp]

You dont even have to try at this point. unless you are totally lame (which dosent seem to be the case in her eyes). ive known some greazy cats who picked up some classy women just by being nice. pick up lines are totally overrated. its not something you should reaherse, that shits gotta come on the spot.

and if she calls you mijo, try learning some spannish, its sooo eazy, and sounds nice.

and when you get home, be prepared for the best sex of your life. all the 18 year old bimbos in the world wish they could fuck like a woman in their 30s and 40s. the little bimbos need more years of practice before i bother with them.. Not that im some couger chaser, but i dont sleep with girls younger than me as a general rule. its just not as much fun

I'm impressed!!! You got game bro.

 

[DONNYS]

You dont even have to try at this point. unless you are totally lame (which dosent seem to be the case in her eyes). ive known some greazy cats who picked up some classy women just by being nice. pick up lines are totally overrated. its not something you should reaherse, that shits gotta come on the spot.

and if she calls you mijo, try learning some spannish, its sooo eazy, and sounds nice.

and when you get home, be prepared for the best sex of your life. all the 18 year old bimbos in the world wish they could fuck like a woman in their 30s and 40s. the little bimbos need more years of practice before i bother with them.. Not that im some couger chaser, but i dont sleep with girls younger than me as a general rule. its just not as much fun

he scared of the puss
he ran all way home from store
looked like forest gump
run forest run from that snapper

 

[Indagrow]

Holyyy shit what a night!

just outran the local pd, my buddy was driving.. Goes to pull into the garage we chill at oh around seventy while in chase. Slammed a crv, and bounced off into a clk coup Benz! Totaled his 2013 Jetta, the 2009 crv, and the neighbors Benz. Cops never even put together we where the ones in the 120+ mph chase and the three car pile up in the drive way. My buddy is VERYy lucky, he goes for his police exam in a month. Also I get to sell the kid in a crv a new car, and my friends deductible is only $500! Glad I had my seatbelt on, tomorrows going to hurt

 

[kushhound187]

I'm impressed!!! You got game bro.

I try. im lucky, im one of those fuckers who never shuts up. i always have something to say. some people have a hard time finding shit to say.

i have a hard time closing my mouth. Its just how my brain is wired

 

[kushhound187]

Holyyy shit what a night!

just outran the local pd, my buddy was driving.. Goes to pull into the garage we chill at oh around seventy while in chase. Slammed a crv, and bounced off into a clk coup Benz! Totaled his 2013 Jetta, the 2009 crv, and the neighbors Benz. Cops never even put together we where the ones in the 120+ mph chase and the three car pile up in the drive way. My buddy is VERYy lucky, he goes for his police exam in a month. Also I get to sell the kid in a crv a new car, and my friends deductible is only $500! Glad I had my seatbelt on, tomorrows going to hurt

Sounds fucking brilliant.. uh, yah.. i hope buddy passes his police exam, im sure he will make a fine officer of the law.

..maybe in a 3rd world shithole. im sorry but that guy should not be "protecting" anyone. it sounds like he belongs in jail or the insane asylum. no judgement on you (if you were legit the passenger). he sounds like a complete fuck up tho.. fins jail therapist would probably tell this guy hes a genius too.. :-/

you fukkers need to find a more productive hobby. thats all i have to say on that one. glad you get to sell a car, but damn, that storys proba ly the worst shit ve read on here in a bit.

no one has any respect for vehicles these days

 

[ClaytonBigsby]

Sounds fucking brilliant.. uh, yah.. i hope buddy passes his police exam, im sure he will make a fine officer of the law.

..maybe in a 3rd world shithole. im sorry but that guy should not be "protecting" anyone. it sounds like he belongs in jail or the insane asylum. no judgement on you (if you were legit the passenger). he sounds like a complete fuck up tho.. fins jail therapist would probably tell this guy hes a genius too.. :-/

you fukkers need to find a more productive hobby. thats all i have to say on that one. glad you get to sell a car, but damn, that storys proba ly the worst shit ve read on here in a bit.

no one has any respect for vehicles these days

Just for the record, fin's jail therapist told him we was retarded. It was the woman his mommy hired to come over to their home and administer an IQ test that told him how "special" he was.

 

[cannawizard]

Sad day.. relapsed on cigarettes yet again~ why can't I quit you

I get weak in the knees, always finding excuses to take a puff of that toxic bliss~

#1stWorldIssues

 

[Perfextionist420]

https://soundcloud.com/nickraymondg/kaskade-ultra-music-festival

you're all welcome

 

[cannawizard]

https://soundcloud.com/nickraymondg/kaskade-ultra-music-festival

you're all welcome

<3 Kaskade~ Thanx

 

[Perfextionist420]

np, an excellent set too. i love the opening song, just takes me away on a cloud. was fortunate enough to experience this set on truly pure lsd, tears of joy

 

[gioua]

I currently have 169 posts in the thread... cant recall but 2-3.. incl this one.. not complaining either..

 

[kushhound187]

Just for the record, fin's jail therapist told him we was retarded. It was the woman his mommy hired to come over to their home and administer an IQ test that told him how "special" he was.

And the save goes to clayton. you are right. i got the jail therapist mixed up with the genius lady.. my bad.. blush.. how could i have fucked that up..

i heard something bad happened to schwaggy as of late, so i wont diss him to bad for at least a week

 

[Indagrow]

It's usually the wild ones that end up being the police from my experience. Good thing is everyone is fine, and no one got in trouble

 

[kushhound187]

It's usually the wild ones that end up being the police from my experience. Good thing is everyone is fine, and no one got in trouble

Its all good as long as its just cars smashed.. bahahahaha if i was the next door neigbour, id be shitting my pants

 

[gioua]

WTH... Now we have bears here.?? Were a good 30 min drive to the nearest foothills 1+ hr drive to Sequoia park lived here over 25 years and never heard of a bear here locally..



A medium-sized black bear is still on the loose in northwest Visalia, according to the California Department of Fish and Wildlife.Fish and Wildlife responded to a call about a black bear sighting this afternoon north of West Riggin Ave and east of North Demaree Street. Authorities looked in a corn field in the area, where it was believed the bear had retreated to.
A search using dogs was unsuccessful in locating the bear believed to be about 125 pounds.
&#8220;We think he got back into the riverbed and left the area,&#8221; said Mike Conely, a game warden with Fish and Wildlife. &#8220;We&#8217;ve set a trap and are monitoring the area. A couple units will be monitoring at least until dark.&#8221;
Authorities weren&#8217;t warning nearby residents, but if the bear is seen, the public should call Fish and Wildlife at 1-888-334-2258.
&#8220;It&#8217;s definitely out of its normal territory, but the bear would be more scared of people. It&#8217;s been close to houses for weeks now and it hasn&#8217;t done any damage and hasn&#8217;t gone to any houses,&#8221; said Evan King, a wildlife biologist with Fish and Game. &#8220;We want to get it into a tree where we can tranquilize it and remove it.&#8221;
Fish and Wildlife received help from the Tulare County Sheriff&#8217;s Department earlier in the day.
The bear, which has possibly been on the Valley floor for as long as a month, was first reported three weeks ago in Woodlake.
Deemed a &#8220;no harm, no foul&#8221; bear, it has not caused any damage to property or livestock and has not attacked any people. As such, the plan when the bear is found is to tranquilize it, and re-release it in the wild near Three Rivers.
&#8220;Only no harm, no foul bears are relocated,&#8221; King said. &#8220;We&#8217;re not in the business of relocating bears.&#8221;
Bear traps had been set and sheriff deputies used K-9 units and aerial support in hopes of ending the search today.
The corn field &#8212; whose stalks have already grown to a considerable height &#8212; is making the search more difficult.

 

[Indagrow]

Its all good as long as its just cars smashed.. bahahahaha if i was the next door neigbour, id be shitting my pants

hes old so I'm pretty sure he is shitting his pants either way... But the insurance adj came and claimed his frame is bent they are going to total his car.. Looks like just minor body damage to it tho. I know even minor damage on a benz is big bucks tho, will have to see the extent after they get it in the shop. Sideswiped the crv, frant axle and everything sheared off, all airbags deployed.. The Jetta is mangled extensive damage to the front and engine bay... Also the shocks are blown in the rear from jumping a main artery in the chase like them duke boys...

 

[Fungus Gnat]

WTH... Now we have bears here.?? Were a good 30 min drive to the nearest foothills 1+ hr drive to Sequoia park lived here over 25 years and never heard of a bear here locally..



A medium-sized black bear is still on the loose in northwest Visalia, according to the California Department of Fish and Wildlife.Fish and Wildlife responded to a call about a black bear sighting this afternoon north of West Riggin Ave and east of North Demaree Street. Authorities looked in a corn field in the area, where it was believed the bear had retreated to.
A search using dogs was unsuccessful in locating the bear believed to be about 125 pounds.
“We think he got back into the riverbed and left the area,” said Mike Conely, a game warden with Fish and Wildlife. “We’ve set a trap and are monitoring the area. A couple units will be monitoring at least until dark.”
Authorities weren’t warning nearby residents, but if the bear is seen, the public should call Fish and Wildlife at 1-888-334-2258.
“It’s definitely out of its normal territory, but the bear would be more scared of people. It’s been close to houses for weeks now and it hasn’t done any damage and hasn’t gone to any houses,” said Evan King, a wildlife biologist with Fish and Game. “We want to get it into a tree where we can tranquilize it and remove it.”
Fish and Wildlife received help from the Tulare County Sheriff’s Department earlier in the day.
The bear, which has possibly been on the Valley floor for as long as a month, was first reported three weeks ago in Woodlake.
Deemed a “no harm, no foul” bear, it has not caused any damage to property or livestock and has not attacked any people. As such, the plan when the bear is found is to tranquilize it, and re-release it in the wild near Three Rivers.
“Only no harm, no foul bears are relocated,” King said. “We’re not in the business of relocating bears.”
Bear traps had been set and sheriff deputies used K-9 units and aerial support in hopes of ending the search today.
The corn field — whose stalks have already grown to a considerable height — is making the search more difficult.

Probably a bad year for wild game so predators search for food.

 

[curious2garden]

......snip....Totaled his 2013 Jetta, the 2009 crv, and the neighbors Benz. ....snip...

May I suggest when next you consider purchasing a ride you select one with 4 points and roll bars. I'd also seriously consider in investing in one of these. I HIGHLY recommend them for your lifestyle

 

[Indagrow]

I would have to add a bar to the top of that so I could wing walk... I had an old bronco with four points and a roll bar.. I fucking destroyed it because well it has a roll cage aha I couldn't get hurt in it... Until, of course I put all four shocks through the top mounts and the rear end ended up in the back seat... The jump wasn't to big, I was going too fast... Plus there was a fire in-between the jump and one burning in my heart for more air haha I got what I wanted. That is actually the exact reason why I got a lowered truck so I can't jump it or take it into the woods