Critical Bilbo smoke report

KLITE

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Hi all

I´m lucky enough to live in Barcelona and be a member of an autocultivation cannabis club. The way it works is you become a member just like any private club and you are entrusting the owners of the club to grow your weed for you and other members. All is grown organic and in soil.

The menu at this club is absolutely UNREAL as in you wouldnt believe it if you saw it there´s about 20 different strains always kicking about and prices are more than extremely affordable. Not to mention theres another big menu for hash and extractions. I have been to Holland MANY times I´ve never seen nor even dreamt a place like this club could exist. The quality of the weed is on average much better or equal than any amsterdam offeeshop, not to mention the size of the menu. Not only i find the quality high but prices are at least 3 times cheaper.

I will begin writing reports of all the strains at the club and decided to start with a phenotype of a Spanish favourite Critical más: Critical Bilbo.
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The history of this strain is quite recent. It was selected by a fela named Cesar who about 8 years ago found this phenotype from Mr.Nice seed Bank. It was a very satica inclined phenotype of this strain that is not very stable in the original gene pool. From what I´m told it was a very flucky and lucky find.

The buds of this plant look almost like sour diesel buds, small round not much hair. Slightly whispier buds than the original critical definetly not as dense but as densly covered in white trichomes. Its the kind of buds you look at and get curious at what went down there.

The smell is absolutely gorgeous. It smells a lot like a good old school big bud specimen but with very sweet tinges of a good smelling rotting orange. It also has a fresh hint of skunk that lingers around. 8/10

The taste is very similar to the smell. It has a very smooth smoke though not smoother than the orginal ciritcal. I´d say the taste is skunkier than anything but with those hints of some kind of sweetness. This is the kind of smoke you taste more as it exhales. 7/10

The high is as one would expect from the smoke. A very relaxing weed that makes you feel like chilling. It does give you a slight head buzz like someone is lightly tickling your brain. Mostly I´d say it´s a body hitter though with some fun ticklishness to it. 7/10

The reason I chose to report the Critical Bilbo first is because I think this is my favourite have a smoke anytime weed. It´s just soooo nice to smoke i cant explain. It´s a well balanced smoke not too narcotic to smoke all the time. You keep feeling like rolling another blunt just for the sheer joy of burning it down. You can´t smoke too much or you end up not doing shit. I can confidently say I could smoke this weed exclusivly for months not get tired of it and still get stoned. I always make sure I have critical Bilbo in my stash. I give it 7.5/10 For you guys´ curiosity it costs 20 euro for 3 grams.
 

beans davis

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@Klite i'm looking for some Critical Bilbo or + regs for breeding to a few special west coast strains ..only thing i can find is Genehtik Super kritikal regs.Do you know about them my Spanish friend?There isnt much to be found on the web.

Forget about Mr.Nice its garbage...He makes his living off of Spain reject seeds.

EDIT:This is what they say.......
Super Kritikal Regular Seeds from Genehtik Seeds is the first variety of non-feminized seeds created by GENEHTIK. Their SUPER KRITIKAL, is a very potent INDICA plant, and the result of backcrossing with the very famous and multi award-winning KRITIKAL BILBO until we found a plant that was the closes match to itself but by adding the strength and body that we felt the plant was lacking.
It retains the sticky sweet smell of the KRITIKAL BILBO, and at the same time has the chasis that can support the weght of its incredibly resinous and meaty buds, making it produce more than its predecessor.
 

KLITE

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@Klite i'm looking for some Critical Bilbo or + regs for breeding to a few special west coast strains ..only thing i can find is Genehtik Super kritikal regs.Do you know about them my Spanish friend?There isnt much to be found on the web.

Forget about Mr.Nice its garbage...He makes his living off of Spain reject seeds.

EDIT:This is what they say.......
Super Kritikal Regular Seeds from Genehtik Seeds is the first variety of non-feminized seeds created by GENEHTIK. Their SUPER KRITIKAL, is a very potent INDICA plant, and the result of backcrossing with the very famous and multi award-winning KRITIKAL BILBO until we found a plant that was the closes match to itself but by adding the strength and body that we felt the plant was lacking.
It retains the sticky sweet smell of the KRITIKAL BILBO, and at the same time has the chasis that can support the weght of its incredibly resinous and meaty buds, making it produce more than its predecessor.
I cannot vouch for that seed company but i also think it would not be too hard to make the critical bilbo into seed form while keeping its original smell and taste for a half experienced breeder. Moreover I have come to find that small not very well known spanish seed banks usually will have some ABSOLUTELY UNREAL shit! I would forget about that super kritikal if you have the true bilbo characteristcs its impossible to improve on it as a critical strain IMO. It can make some good crosses in my opinion especially with a good haze father. I would have a go at it and see what their bilbo is like but if you really are serious about your weed make a trip to barcelona in catalunya and people will show you the true bilbo! then you can compare. Moreover quality of the weed is on average better than amsterdam and at least 3 times cheaper lol
Alternatively you could also just get like 5 or 6 packs of regular critical mas from dinafem and select an absolute killer mum and have fun crossing her!
 

beans davis

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I wish i could buy some Critical + regs from Dinafem i wouldnt be on here tryin to find some.They dont sell regs.Thats what i was trying to tell you.. Ghenehtik is the only Spanish breeder with Critical + regs.

I was hoping you could steer me in the right direction you being in Spain an all.
 
The critical bilbo cut is well known for not being able to produce viable pollen. The dinafem´s version is not critical bilbo s1. It´s critical bilbo x another critical mass cut for all I know. The ghenetik´s version doesn´t enjoy a good reputation. Sorry for my english.
 

KLITE

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The critical bilbo cut is well known for not being able to produce viable pollen. The dinafem´s version is not critical bilbo s1. It´s critical bilbo x another critical mass cut for all I know. The ghenetik´s version doesn´t enjoy a good reputation. Sorry for my english.
I think you are wrong critical mass is a cross between skunk1 and big bud. Big Bud had the reputation of producing fat buds however there was quite a bit of phenotype variation among the family so it was crossed with skunk1 to give it more vigour and stability. In fact if any of you guys has ever come across Dutch Passion's Green spirit you will find they are twin sister weeds. I think crossing the Bilbo back with its Mass mum would be taking aaaall those good characteristics everyone loves in the strain and re-implementing its original traits which would be a shame since the Bilbo is like a pumped up Mass. No se si hablas castellano pero si quieres discutir este tema en castellano mandame un mensaje personal.
 

KLITE

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I wish i could buy some Critical + regs from Dinafem i wouldnt be on here tryin to find some.They dont sell regs.Thats what i was trying to tell you.. Ghenehtik is the only Spanish breeder with Critical + regs.

I was hoping you could steer me in the right direction you being in Spain an all.
I only just saw this sorry. I suppose you could get a few packs of Mr Nice and see what comes out... Though i've heard to not bother with mr nice's critical mass.
 

hugaddiction

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A friend of mine in Alaska claims he has something claled "critical Billbow", and another he calls "chocolate Bilbow". He is a bit of a newb though so I didnt think he knew what the fuck he was talking about. He doesnt buy seeds and would have to have gotten it from a bag or a friend, and there is very little genetic variety up here, and there is certainly nothing up here that is a rare strain from spain or something. Is he a flat out lier, or am I a jerk for coming online and trying to see if the strain actually exists.
 

KLITE

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Actually mate I have to correct you in order to not/un offend the proud Basque People. Bilbo is the way the Basque say Bilbao, which is a city in the Basque country (which, to the Basque, is NOT! Spain). Same goes for Catalunya by the way. Spain is full of separatist and anarchist movements. Most regions have their own language which is government official language which can be VERY different from spanish. If in Catalunya you go to a governmental building you HAVE TO ask if it is ok to speak Spanish or people will just speak Catala to you! Andaluzia is another region with a big history of wanting some sort of independence. However this wouldnt be like Lets say Colorado becoming its own country, would be more like as if a county in Colorado decided hey we're a whole new state up in here! Im actually surprised that i've either never heard of that happening or it just never has. Europe is has a few small places or regions who either are fighting or have been fighting for it for a while to become an independent country, especially with the world wide banking conspiracy that threw the EU into crisis.
I'm not saying I'm for or against any kind of Separatist movements, I am however very for local, smaller control rather than a large institution overseeing it all while banking money in fiscal havens or spending it on the army like the so called Spanish government does. Moreover the daughter of the Spanish king has been pretty much been caught helping her husband steal money from the government through fake conference organising companies by doing this and that buy land and what not to clean money.
Even if there were pictures, phone and email records pointing at here i'm still very sure nothing would come of it.
So yeah fuck monarquies!
 

KLITE

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A friend of mine in Alaska claims he has something claled "critical Billbow", and another he calls "chocolate Bilbow". He is a bit of a newb though so I didnt think he knew what the fuck he was talking about. He doesnt buy seeds and would have to have gotten it from a bag or a friend, and there is very little genetic variety up here, and there is certainly nothing up here that is a rare strain from spain or something. Is he a flat out lier, or am I a jerk for coming online and trying to see if the strain actually exists.
I have to say whatever bullshit your mate is going on about he just gave me the idea for an abso;lutely KILLER CROSS. Critical Bilbo with Chocolope. I think the aromas and tastes woul;d complement eachother beautifully. Thank your mate for giving me this idea for me!
 

colocowboy

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Funny you should mention that issue about a county in colorado wanting to be it's own state, there is one that recently has taken a case to court for exactly that reason. They feel that they are a distinctly more conservative county and want to be identified as their own state with separate representation. hahaha too funny.....

Most systems serve those who have, that live on the backs of the have nots.... such is how it has been and likely how it will continue to be....

**You make the critical bilbo sound very desirable!
 

KLITE

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Funny you should mention that issue about a county in colorado wanting to be it's own state, there is one that recently has taken a case to court for exactly that reason. They feel that they are a distinctly more conservative county and want to be identified as their own state with separate representation. hahaha too funny.....

Most systems serve those who have, that live on the backs of the have nots.... such is how it has been and likely how it will continue to be....

**You make the critical bilbo sound very desirable!
LOL It's funny i just mentioned colorado because im a fan of south park. Funny that.
I'm very serious about that chocolope x bilbo cross i'm thinking of emailing dna genetics and just saying hey come down here smoke this take a cut up there and just make some beauty happen.
 

thenotsoesoteric

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I wish i could buy some Critical + regs from Dinafem i wouldnt be on here tryin to find some.They dont sell regs.Thats what i was trying to tell you.. Ghenehtik is the only Spanish breeder with Critical + regs.

I was hoping you could steer me in the right direction you being in Spain an all.
You could get the dinafem critical + then hit it with pollen from something else and work from there. I've used feminized beans in pollination with good results, but yeah a good critical male would be jamming. That is what gives delicious seed some fire.
dinafem's power kush was legit so I'm sure their critical is chill.
 

KLITE

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You could get the dinafem critical + then hit it with pollen from something else and work from there. I've used feminized beans in pollination with good results, but yeah a good critical male would be jamming. That is what gives delicious seed some fire.
dinafem's power kush was legit so I'm sure their critical is chill.
I'm currently doing a run of critical + on my own soil mix and water with a bit of bio heaven, humbolt honey humic and fulvic. It's at 5 and half weeks and it already sticks like super glue and stinks like critical beautiness. From seed under 12/12 and it looks like i did veg her for a couple of weeks nonetheless.
 

KLITE

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Cheers, I've had success with dinafem power kush, so I'm sure those Critical will be nice. Good luck.
I read your report and made me jealous. It's been a while since i've come across worth writing about... If you are ever interested in growing critical have a look at medical seeds' Channel + It's an hyper perfected critical +. The only reason I'm not running that and critical instead is because i found a pack with 2 seeds on the floor in a street corner in Barcelona, just thought i couldn't leave them ungrown jeje.
 

thenotsoesoteric

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I read your report and made me jealous. It's been a while since i've come across worth writing about... If you are ever interested in growing critical have a look at medical seeds' Channel + It's an hyper perfected critical +. The only reason I'm not running that and critical instead is because i found a pack with 2 seeds on the floor in a street corner in Barcelona, just thought i couldn't leave them ungrown jeje.
Now that makes me jealous, just finding a couple critical beans laying on the floor. Sounds awesome. Life is a little bit more conservative here in the states.
 

KLITE

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Now that makes me jealous, just finding a couple critical beans laying on the floor. Sounds awesome. Life is a little bit more conservative here in the states.
If you dint hat impressive you should see a grow shop over here...they are as follows (at least the one i go to): Right next to the counter there is a fridge with a half decent seed collection. The very first time i went there some geezer behind the counter decides to take a mesh and some shake and make himself some polen. I have never not been there and not smoked a joint. The shop keeper and owner always show me their stash. We have swapped cuttings. People go in and just ask strain and growing information no problem.
I am not exagerating. I was in fucking shock coming from the uk where things are very! different to say the least. Though here if the police feel like it and they catch you smoking a joint they can give you shit and you have to pay a small fine, though you have to be a complete fucking retard to get caught. I take my bong to the beach grinder and all and never had a problem lol though i i think people here never seen percd bongs so they think its either a piece medical equipment or some trendy decoration that the foreigners have.
On a curious note there was a village in Catalunya that wanted to make it legal to grow weed ( i think 20 plants they wanted per person) but only! if you are using it to pay off mortgage debt. It didnt go throught but almost did.
There's places in more towards the pirinees where theres like tipical bars in small villages where it is formally ilegal to smoke weed but because everyone! smokes and grows it in the village it would be unthinkable to not smoke a joint when they go for an espresso after lunch.
I think mostly all the time the police turn a blind eye to things like this cause the spanish like to kick off a lot, so it's best to just ignore it and let everyone be happy.
On a curious note, in Portugal (tiny country right next) It is legal to have 25g of weed on you and up to 5 g of hash (as well as 1 personal dose of heavy drugs) and the police can or can't take it off your hands depending on their mood (at least with the weed). But i SWEAR to you it is soooooooooo hard to get anything but pretty decent morrocan hash over there it's not even funny. High school students dream of that one day they were able to get a joint or two in some regions. In the UK there were some kids who only went to school to sell bags of fucking cheese at lunch time. So many dealers they would harrass you to buy from them with endless texts on what they had in stock and how sick it was. I remember a mate of mine who had over 20 dealers number for just cannabis in a big city's neighborhood.

I went off point and realized i wrote toomuch but i suppose when you keep milking Somango x Mazar you're slightly excused?!
 

FreeRangeZombie

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I got a dinafem critical + not far from harvest. It's outdoors and starting to sag cause the weight . The plant is currently 6' wide x 6' 1/2 tall and I trimmed the **** out if it to keep it small witch didn't seem to help lol. I got some pics I could post if you don't care.
 
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