BIGGEST THREAD in RIU History

[Zekedogg]

My dear, you have no idea...I could be a fifty year old male truck driver whose massaging his boner to the picture of your ass that you have on that avatar!

I could be 29 years of age with a woman and 2 children also, but ya never know.....Im willing to gamble on occasion

 

[dankdalia]

oh you guys are silly.

 

[Zekedogg]

I actually followed that link in your sig Zeke....lmfao

"So if your girlfriend queefs and it’s really smelly, maybe something crawled up her snatch and died."

I love that website

 

[Zekedogg]

oh you guys are silly.

Can I dank?

 

[Wikidbchofthewst]

oh you guys are silly.

*tackles dankdalia to the ground and smothers her in actual love cuz I can't rep her*

I feel like I haven't seen you that much! It's not a party without chu

 

[Stoney McFried]

So....anyway! Did anyone ever figure out what a boner feels like?

 

[Wikidbchofthewst]

Oh wait, i CAN rep you! Dalia, I want to know how much my rep is worth, can you help me?

 

[dankdalia]

*just accepts the tackling of smothered love and enjoys it greatly*

i know. i kinda suck n shit.

 

[ALX420]

*tackles dankdalia to the ground and smothers her in actual love cuz I can't rep her*

I feel like I haven't seen you that much! It's not a party without chu

i know. wikid has had to make up for the lack of estrogen around here. and still the thread goes to boners.

 

[Wikidbchofthewst]

So....anyway! Did anyone ever figure out what a boner feels like?

I love the way you put that "so....anyway!" like saying "so...back to business"

lmao

 

[dankdalia]

Oh wait, i CAN rep you! Dalia, I want to know how much my rep is worth, can you help me?

oh i totally can rep you!!! woooo!!!
i hhhave no idea love.

 

[Wikidbchofthewst]

i know. wikid has had to make up for the lack of estrogen around here. and still the thread goes to boners.

*tackles you to the ground and smothers you in estrogen love*

lol, that sounds kinda dirty....

 

[Zekedogg]

a boner feels like my head is pulsating immensely and the only remedy to releave it is to puke

 

[dankdalia]

woooo estrogen party!!!!!

 

[Wikidbchofthewst]

oh i totally can rep you!!! woooo!!!
i hhhave no idea love.

lol, just do me a favor, look at your rep points before I rep you. And then after I rep you, tell me how much you went up.

Ready? Set? GO!

 

[dankdalia]

ok! and now????

 

[Stoney McFried]

I have estrogen!But I still can't bring myself to watch Lifetime!

 

[ALX420]

i got ten from you wikid. i usually only get one from each repper.

 

[Wikidbchofthewst]

a boner feels like my head is pulsating immensely and the only remedy to releave it is to puke

THAT reminds me of THIS joke:

The pickle, the penis and the cucumber were all walking down the sidewalk discussing how horrible their lives were.

the cucumber says "Oh man, my life is the pits. People grow me all big and fat, then they cut me up and eat me!!"

The pickle speaks up "Dude, that's not bad. People grow me all big and fat, then they stick me in a jar of vinegar for two years, THEN cut me up and eat me!"

The penis shakes his head and says "That's nothing, man. Every night, people grow me all big and fat, then cover me in a weird rubber baggy, stick me in a dark cave and make me do pushups until i puke

 

[Wikidbchofthewst]

I have estrogen!But I still can't bring myself to watch Lifetime!

*holds up my hand for Stoney to give me five*

Fuck lifetime, television for women my ASS. Television for femenists maybe.

They're always showing some movie about a woman getting abused and then finally fighting back. Or something. It's like a man hating station.