Fml barely ate all day, then decided not to go to benny benassi along with a bunch of friends... Everyone had grams of MDMA. Drank some crown to start the night, watched a huge bonfire crushing beers till the wee hours. Went home with my lady, decided to smoke some wwxbb I had from this season because I didn't think I would be able to sleep. Then it happened, fell up the stairs trying to get to my room... I think it was my positioning.. I'm usually a kneeler.. I was like sitting as if I was in a pew rocking back and forth.. Must have been to much for my virgin bum? It was a three hour dry heave interrupted by my girl trying to rub my back so I could yell at her to sto. Either way I wouldn't recommend a hemroid to anyone, I just wanna sit on an iceicle hahah DON'T WOORY ILL KEEP YOU ALL UPDATED ON MY STATUS