BIGGEST THREAD in RIU History

mastakoosh

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went to a beautiful dinner tonight for my anniversary. had an incrediible dinner at a nice restaurant outside while the sun was setting. went to the grocery store to get a fathers day card for my dad. while we were walking 2 younger thug types were walking our way. i turned to look at something and she walked down in aisle. while i had my back turned i heard them say to her "damnnnn baby you looking fine as shit" and then they started carrying on. i walked straight up to them and put my shoulder into em and squared up in their face and growled " hey boy thats my fucking wife". they looked me up and down and walked off pissed. i thought to myself, damn i might have to throw some hands in the parking lot against 2 young bucks haha. later i walked past em again and one of them said damn dude, you should take it as a compliment. i said man its my anniversary and how would you like me hollering at your woman in front of you. the other one said yeah man i would be pissed. the other one said sorry but you should really take it as a compliment. i said its straight dude and i guess she is fine and walked off. i guess the older lion still has some dominance left lol. i am also glad it didnt end in violence, as it has some other times. because i am getting too lazy and old to crack heads. it also made her happy to see i still stick up for her and dont let anyone treat her trashy(nobody makes baby sit in the corner), so brownie and romance points for me for not being a punk. it would have been funny if i got knocked out like suge knight on our anniversary though..........not.
 

jordann9e

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I just had some Pineapple Trainwreck X Kush today from Cali!that was some good smoke!!! I got very buzzed at a point my hands were shakin.. lol

musta been the sativa gettin to me!
 

Wikidbchofthewst

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went to a beautiful dinner tonight for my anniversary. had an incrediible dinner at a nice restaurant outside while the sun was setting. went to the grocery store to get a fathers day card for my dad. while we were walking 2 younger thug types were walking our way. i turned to look at something and she walked down in aisle. while i had my back turned i heard them say to her "damnnnn baby you looking fine as shit" and then they started carrying on. i walked straight up to them and put my shoulder into em and squared up in their face and growled " hey boy thats my fucking wife". they looked me up and down and walked off pissed. i thought to myself, damn i might have to throw some hands in the parking lot against 2 young bucks haha. later i walked past em again and one of them said damn dude, you should take it as a compliment. i said man its my anniversary and how would you like me hollering at your woman in front of you. the other one said yeah man i would be pissed. the other one said sorry but you should really take it as a compliment. i said its straight dude and i guess she is fine and walked off. i guess the older lion still has some dominance left lol. i am also glad it didnt end in violence, as it has some other times. because i am getting too lazy and old to crack heads. it also made her happy to see i still stick up for her and dont let anyone treat her trashy(nobody makes baby sit in the corner), so brownie and romance points for me for not being a punk. it would have been funny if i got knocked out like suge knight on our anniversary though..........not.
Rep to you sir! I love a man who stands up for his woman.
 

blueberrysmoker

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Im bored to sittin here smokin a bowl and watchin Cheech and Chong's Next
Movie .

Whats your favorite stoner movie? Mine is Dazed and Confused and Fear and Loathing In Las Vegas.
 
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