Help make a neighbors list (person/job)

[curious2garden]

Ok assume for a minute RIU peeps are going to get together in a planned community. We need to vote for the neighbors, location and skillset.

I'm starting with dirtsurfer for location and first neighbor (he already has the cool creek and lawn chair concession scoped for us).
Minnesmoker for security and wrestling the bear.
Cannabineer for the arcane chemistry we need done and general frustrating puns and watching him and Minne go rounds for entertainment.
MySunnyBoy for fishing help and advice and the extremely chill nature I also need help with.
curious2garden (pilot, terrible surgery skillz, crazy ass opinions and someone to argue with)

Ok help me here, please, and you have my permission to vote me off this list
Let's go

 

[cannabineer]

eye exaggerate as the chaplain (and willing test article)!
420God and doublejj as builders and maintainers of the physical plant and the food herd.
We will need an indoor ag specialist. I expect competition for this slot to be fierce. cn

 

[curious2garden]

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We will need an indoor ag specialist. I expect competition for this slot to be fierce. cn

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I second your suggestions. We will need a fairly large security force and I think doublejj even comes with a beretta and spiffy cap! So yeah multi-task baby

Indoor ag speciality is gonna be tough to choose. I'm thinking Dan Kone here. We probably need more than one too.

 

[cannabineer]

I second your suggestions. We will need a fairly large security force and I think doublejj even comes with a beretta and spiffy cap! So yeah multi-task baby

Indoor ag speciality is gonna be tough to choose. I'm thinking Dan Kone here. We probably need more than one too.

Ooo I like. I think the Surfr has outdoor ag handily covered. His and doublejj's grows ... wow. Respect. cn

 

[silasraven]

april as the canadian consulate chief. buck as the rabbi. moldy as the atheist preacher.

 

[curious2garden]

Indagrow (bait, driving skills)

Bait to bring in the quality breeding age females a planned community will need and driving speaks for itself.

 

[cannabineer]

Indagrow (bait, driving skills)

Bait to bring in the quality breeding age females a planned community will need and driving speaks for itself.

We need a good Pubic Relations man!
Only fast women need apply ... cn

 

[neosapien]

I nominate myself as quality control specialist. Of the weed. And of the quality breeding age females.

Also, I like all the nominations so far. I'll add GWN as hunter/gatherer.

 

[curious2garden]

I nominate myself as quality control specialist. Of the weed. And of the quality breeding age females.

Also, I like all the nominations so far. I'll add GWN as hunter/gatherer.

Of course YOU!! Could you help us with the pool/heat sink though, too? We obviously need a HUGE pool/heat sink because we are so hot

Oh and hunter yes we need hunters; I nominate PotPimp for part of the hunting team too.

 

[Perfextionist420]

sunni for chef, fdd for glassblower

curious to see where i fit in

 

[Sunbiz1]

Ah, since men are generally better cooks...I nominate myself.

 

[Sunbiz1]

sunni for chef, fdd for glassblower

curious to see where i fit in

Oh...shit.

OK, sunni can cook...wait a minute.

Can he or she smoke and BBQ?.

 

[curious2garden]

sunni for chef, fdd for glassblower

curious to see where i fit in

I second sunni for chef! and sometimes arbiter of squabbles.
I think we may have to team you with Inda on the bait squad? What else you like to do in your 'off' time LOL

 

[curious2garden]

Oh...shit.

OK, sunni can cook...wait a minute.

Can he or she smoke and BBQ?.

Well sunni is certainly smoking hot I suggest you run over to pictures and take a quick look see fer yerself LOL best of all she falls into breeding age female. So yes sunni is definitely in! (if she wishes LOL!) Plus she's a vegan So we will also need a meat side staff. But I think both are extremely important so YES on sunni

But I think we can have a BBQ team too can't we? YEAH!!

 

[cannabineer]

I second sunni for chef! and sometimes arbiter of squabbles.
I think we may have to team you with Inda on the bait squad? What else you like to do in your 'off' time LOL

We'll need a chain of command. Wrist-wrestling eliminations for the Master Bait position ... cn

 

[Jimmyjonestoo]

Ill hunt down the meat for the bbq team

 

[dr.gonzo1]

Every good team needs a wild card. Someone prepared to throw in a bit of crazy when needed. Cant think of anyone better than beardo!

Great idea though. Think I would like buck running entrance checks. His research skills "shrimpdick/femspermy" are top notch

 

[GreatwhiteNorth]

Ill hunt down the meat for the bbq team

Suit up brother, it sounds like we better get to dragging the meat out of the woods.
The crowd is growing restless & hungry.

 

[curious2garden]

We'll need a chain of command. Wrist-wrestling eliminations for the Master Bait position ... cn

Yeah figuring out the chain of command is gonna be tough. We need someone who has a LOT of experience herding cats and stapling Jello to anything. They also need to be sort of the head of all heads and extremely chill. Mysunnyboy comes to mind here.

Definitely not me. Although if elected Red Queen I will serve.


Oh and no one with the name of Jimmyjonestoo can EVER prepare our kool-aid or food! I'm also concerned about the air as well. I mean I don't want this to turn into an Guyana re-make.

 

[Perfextionist420]

I second sunni for chef! and sometimes arbiter of squabbles.
I think we may have to team you with Inda on the bait squad? What else you like to do in your 'off' time LOL

I promise to work hard /salute