Help make a neighbors list (person/job)
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Yeah and then we have gioua for camouflage/stealth for the outdoor grow team? You can't beat his skillset there. I mean he had them in HULA skirts! YES! HULA SKIRTS!
Chronic Masterbator
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I nominate myself for being the local Macguyver. Also for security I would apply my samurai shinobi skill set. For village hand to hand self defense. I could help In All sorts of ways to be honest. I really think OUTSIDE the box. I'm also really good with animals. Dogs in particular.
The only thing would be to come up with a name for the place. "Village Hidden in leaf"??
The only thing would be to come up with a name for the place. "Village Hidden in leaf"??
Chronic Masterbator
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Oh and totally need a head mistress to handle and bring in the Ladies. 
Who is to be nominated town Sheriff or Security Captain??
Who is to be nominated town Sheriff or Security Captain??
eye exaggerate
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eye exaggerate as the chaplain (and willing test article)!
420God and doublejj as builders and maintainers of the physical plant and the food herd.
We will need an indoor ag specialist. I expect competition for this slot to be fierce. cn
slowbus
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right on, always glad to pitch in.
slowbus
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I'd say we better call Racerboy and build him a greenhouse.We are gonna need some of his bad ass genetics
Chronic Masterbator
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I seen on post somewhere he has a shit load of beans if I remember correctly.
cannabineer
Ursus marijanus
Oh that is true. Nominated as our Genetic Librarian and the guy who keeps Inda's stretch Lambos (Limorghini!) hummin. cn
minnesmoker
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Oh and totally need a head mistress to handle and bring in the Ladies.
Who is to be nominated town Sheriff or Security Captain??
I'll be the sheriff, or Supreme General of Security, Humanity, Empathy, and Good Nature!
I'm thinking we would need one helluva network infrastructure, and a LOT of very high tech security... Will lethal traps be allowed in the community? If not, I think I remember how to code for end-point termination systems, and pilot-less flight delivery systems.
EDIT: Can I bring a couple dump trucks, and skid steers? Only 248s, but they haul some ass. And, I believe I could lend a few tools for small and large (gas, propane, and diesel) engine repair, hydraulic systems, and pneumatic systems. Oh, and I guess we should pave the roads -- asphalt or concrete? Asphalt's more environmentally friendly (no, seriously, it is.) But, concrete lasts a lot longer. Climate will also be a factor in that.
UncleBuck
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i was thinking that you'd be a better minister of propaganda, but good propaganda that convinces us that we're always happy.Can I be the cat lady?
that would probably backfire and there would be billboards of GG allin shitting in someone's mouth.
maybe stick to wild card. you'd make an awesome wild card.
beardo
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beardo
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Oh man, now I want to get rich just so I can pay for a giant billboard of GG Allin shitting
That would be worth every penny just to know that everyone is seeing that larger than life every day when they pass by
cannabineer
Ursus marijanus
beardo for Minister of Chaos!! cn
ClaytonBigsby
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Can I leave my christmas lights up all year?
joe macclennan
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absolutely......
minnesmoker
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can i be minister of getting high and mowing lawns?
I think something like "Official town greeter and Head of newb inquisition" would be more your speed. You've a way with words, a gift. You find the bullshit, and then the weakness. and you let one inspire you to use the other in such inspiring ways!